Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow Topless, Elizabeth Banks Booty, and Rose Leslie Redux in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

I don't know about where you are, but here in Tinsel Town, it's hotter than Hell. Well, probably closely approximating Hell, both in climate and clientele. It's a good time to be inside near the air-conditioning, cuddling up with a lovely bit of celebrity skin on film, with a roadmap for such inside adventures courtesy of our friends at Mr. Skin.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Gwyneth Paltrow not topless in Iron Man 3, but most definitely without clothes on in Shakespeare in Love, Elizabeth Banks and her faptastic bare arse in The Detail now on Blu-Ray,  and another look at Rose Leslie baring all in Game of Thrones (that's a keeper). Savor the tasty treats. Enjoy.

(Do not forget that Mr. Skin discounted membership for mom for Mother's Day. She does not need flowers yet again. Trust.)

Gwyneth Paltrow Commando Dress for Iron Man 3 Premiere

I'll say this, while we don't have a general personality fondness for Gwyneth Paltrow, and, that whole World's Most Beautiful Woman nonsense from People magazine was annoying, if you're going to respond in a way we respect here, go commando to your big movie premiere the very same night. And Gwyneth Paltrow did at the Iron Man 3 premiere last night in Hollywood.

It was a big to do. Every single person with a camera in the city of Los Angeles was there last night. And Gwyneth flashed them a serious amount of skin beneath her sheer dress bottom. Now, most of the truly fun bits were obscured, but it was daring enough that we must give it a thumbs up (yes, that is our thumb) in terms of making a statement. That it did. Enjoy.

Gwyneth Paltrow Named World’s Most Beautiful Woman

Well, I could go on and on about the decision by People magazine today to name Gwyneth Paltrow the World's Most Beautiful Woman, but, our friends over at What Would Tyler Durden Do? already kind of nailed my thoughts on the matter.

In short, it ain't right.

Gwyneth Paltrow Airbrushed Pale Hotness for Harper’s

Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow's main occupation these days is giving unsolicited advice on major media matters. And, yes, Harper's Bazaar did airbrush the shizz out of her for their big May 2013 photospread, but ever since seeing Gwyneth Paltrow nekkid, I've always had a crush on the kind of annoying pale blonde actress and model.

What can you do? Lust just finds you where it finds you. Enjoy.

Gwyneth Paltrow, Erin Heatherton, and Olivia Munn Decked Out and Desirable for Golden Heart Awards

You know it's a good day when Gwyneth Paltrow looks pretty damn hot, as she did at last night's Golden Heart Awards, which I must admit I'm still not sure what it was for, and don't care so much as long as it brings out the girls like Gweneth, Erin Heatherton, who is getting hotter and hotter with age, and Olivia Munn, who is getting more and more nekkid in every subsequent dream I have.

Three hot ladies, decked out in their finest, flashing just enough skin to let you know that if you could afford, you would be buying (sadly, there's no rent-by-the-minute plan, because I think I could afford about three minutes with Olivia now that my paper-clip in a Subway sandwich settlement money is in.). Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Gwyneth Paltrow cleavy award show dress. (GossipCenter)

LeAnn Rimes in a see-through top. (HuffPo)

The Olsens vs. the Middletons. (FoxNews)

Mila Kunis sexiest red carpet appearances. (Celebuzz)

Taylor Swift classes it up for the CMA's. (LaineyGossip)

Sasha Grey has a lot of wisdom to share with these kids. (TMZ)

Melanie Iglesias gets in a bikini for the troops. (Popoholic)

Stretch

Gwyneth Paltrow is bendy. (TheSuperficial)

Alyson Hannigan has some fun in the tub. (HuffPo)

How'd they do that Paz De La Huerta nude scene? (FoxNews)

Evan Rachel Wood talks doing nude scenes. (GossipCenter)

Courtney Stodden is too hot for Facebook. (GossipCop)

Katie Holmes and other braless celebrities. (TheChive)

Rihanna flips the bird. (theFABlife)

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