Talk about a boy growing up Egotastic! Just look at the lucky little mofo teen who got the honors of holding on tight behind the badonkadonk of the veteran sexy Gabrielle Union whilst setting some kind of world record in roller-skating conga lines down in Miami.
Evian or some other pimping water company sponsored the whole shebang, and speaking she-bang, how is this kid going to ever settle for a small-butted girl in his life? He won't. Enjoy.
While the West Coast was abuzz this weekend with the Golden Globes, pre-Golden Globes, and post-Golden Globes, Washington D.C. served as host to a whole bunch of hot globes packed into tiny dresses itself courtesy of the annual Black Entertainment Television Awards evening, featuring a bevy of sweetness that inflated our anatomical life rafts.
In particular, Kelly Rowland, X-Factor U.K. judge and former Destiny's Child member, put on a body-hugging dress display of donk and badonkadonk proportions, not to be missed. Joining her in the hotness parade, Gabrielle Union, who we saw not to long ago prancing along the beach in Miami, here another sextastic bit of sultry hotness squirmed into a skin tight dress.
Now, you know we know nothing about fashion, but we know enough to state unequivocally that short and tight on the East Coast beats out the long and froufrou gowns on the West Coast. Enjoy.
Talk about looking hot at nearly 40, Gabrielle Union made a fairly rare bikini appearance yesterday on Miami Beach, where she danced and pranced and strutted across the sand in a little orange bikini, flattering her sweet veteran sextastic body, even as she cared for boyfriend Dwayne Wade's kids (and, lest we forget, D. Wade's ex-wife sued Gabrielle for frisky type physical behavior with her still then husband in front of the kids).
Still, to focus on the hotness, Gabrielle keeps herself in some stellar shape, au natural it seems, and all types of hitting the gym to maintain such a tight body at her seasoned age (and, lest we also forget, women hit their making of the sexy peak right about this age -- we're no dummies here). Enjoy.
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Egotastic
Gabrielle Union Bikini Pictures Put the Mmm in Miami
When veteran hot bodies meet white bikinis on the beach, you know something big is about to break off, usually it's my heart.
Gabrielle Union gives us a treat every couple of months along the beach, flashing her sweet body in a skimpy bikini with a few bends and contortions just to remind us that a flexible woman is a hot commodity. With her boyfriend still rolling in the NBA Playoffs, Gabrielle took some time off from basketball madness to revel in the sand and sun and just generally appreciate the fact that she has the genes to be supremely ogle-worthy even as she approaches her 40th birthday this year.
And, yes, Gabrielle does appear to be carrying a slice of pie in her hand; and, no, I did not go for the obvious pun. But I wanted to. Because I'm looking right at her... nevermind. Enjoy.
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