Evangeline Lilly makes me happy in my pants in lingerie for Esquire. (Popoholic)
Are you tired of seeing Miley Cyrus topless? Me neither! (TMZ)
Suki Waterhouse wears a bikini like a champ. (Huffington Post)
Khloe Kardashian wears no pants for Cosmo magazine. (Drunken Stepfather)
Sharni Vinson has got a spectacular booty, y’all. (Hollywood Tuna)
Lea Michele does some hot half-naked yoga. (COED)
I think Selena Gomez is cuter with a little bit of weight. (Celebslam)
Well, we know where we’ll be in December: freezing our asses off in line for the next Middle Earth installment, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. Warner Brothers dropped the official trailer today and it looks all kinds of badass.
It begins with that question we’ve all been dying to ask Peter Jackson, ‘Where does your journey end?’ (The answer: Two freaking Christmases from now when the final installment hits theaters.) No matter, in the meantime we get to see some Dwarves riding in barrels, a pissed-off Legolas, and — holy crap, a dragon — yeah, a dragon. While we’re probably not going to see this dragon get his due this year, we’re definitely going to see old Smaug fly and shoot flames and all of that stuff that inspires man-childlike wonderment.
This trailer gets bonus points for showing us a little more of that lady-warrior elf, Tauriel, played by Evangeline Lilly. Since she’s not in the books, we have absolutely no idea whether or not we’ll be cringing through her scenes or cheering her on. We get the hint that it will be mostly cheering, if for no other reason than she’s the only female character in the movie.
We’ve got a long journey ahead of us before The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug comes to theaters in December. Two whole seasons, even. When it finally does hit, there will be a fresh female face among the citizens of Middle-earth in the form of an elf warrior played by Evangeline Lilly. Entertainment Weekly released an exclusive sneak peak of her new, somewhat sexy fighting lady elf, Tauriel.
Wait. What? There aren’t any female warrior elves in The Hobbit. Yeah, they’ve totally added a new character that never appeared in the books and basically only serves to sell more toys to girls. Which puts us nerds in the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, we do love us some Evangeline Lilly. On the other hand, why do they gotta mess with a classic?
Fine, Peter Jackson, pad your pockets, man. We’re going to see whatever you put up there; especially if it involves sexy lady-elves.
As a child I visited the Milwaukee zoo and came upon a scene of complete frenzy as a long suffering male chimp had gotten hold of a handbag of a zoo visitor and was banging the copulation shizz out of that purse like his life depended on it. I’ll never forget the look on the face of that chimp as he rabbit humped that Gucci knockoff, pure primordial bliss.
That’s the look I have on my face each and every week as I peruse the wonderments delivered to our doorstep by our faithful and fastidious Internet browsing readers. The men and women of our virtual army of the sextastic who deliver their discoveries into the communal pot each week our Friday rendition of Stone Soup, a.k.a, Reader Finds.
This weeks amalgamation of the awesomely hot includes TOWIE Maria Fowler topless, Rosario Dawson in a sexy dark photoshoot, sadly rarely photographed Lost hottie Evangeline Lilly in her own wicked photo shoot, newcomer Nicole Neal topless in Nuts, late night cable topless queen Shannon Whirry in a collection of her best, the big chest of Jack Osbourne baby mama Lisa Stelly, Natalie Portman in her infamous topless beach photos from 2000, Gisele Bundchen cover worthy asstastic, Lea Michele poking through braless, a double shot of the double tops of Swedish model Johanna Lundback, Rachael Finch nip slip, Elisabetta Canalis topless in a tabloid pic, and the early model card headshots of sextastic models Candice Swanepoel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Miranda Kerr, and Daisy Lowe and gloriously hot South African Tanit Phoenix looking most definitely topless in a new music video. It’s a mouthful!
The 60th Annual Emmy Awards were held last night, and I totally forgot they were on. Of course, I’m pretty damn sure I didn’t miss anything. If you’ve seen one award show, you’ve seen them all, and been bored every time. Still, that doesn’t mean I would neglect to post all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.
In attendence were all the regular TV hotties, but my personal favourites were Hayden Panettiere, Evangeline Lilly, Heidi Klum, January Jones, the mega-booblicious Christina Hendricks, a possibly augmented Julie Benz, an out-of-place, but still really cute Lauren Conrad, and the newly-MILF-tastic Kathleen Robertson, and her even awesomer then usual cleavage.
You’ll find the full set of over 200 pictures, and lots more celebs, after the jump.
Hey, guess what! Evangeline Lilly is single! Yes, that’s right, she and the Hobbit, Dominic Monaghan are no longer together (and no longer engaged, for that matter). Is it because his character on Lost died (Charlie is dead, right? They’re not gonna bring him back, are they?), so he’s no longer on set to spend every day with Evangline? Or did she just get tired of him, and his being a Hobbit? Page Six reports that Monaghan was spotted crying, and kissing another woman at an LA restaurant on Saturday.
“LOST” hottie Evangeline Lilly and her hobbit-like fiance, Dominic Monaghan, have hit the skids. Monaghan, whose character was killed off the show, was spotted crying, holding and kissing a woman who was not Lilly at El Coyote restaurant in L.A. on Saturday, reports entertainment blogger Nelson Aspen. “They were right in the middle of the room, they weren’t interested in privacy,” he said. “They looked very intimate. They were nursing margaritas, leaning in, chain-smoking, having intense conversation.” The two eventually drove off in a Toyota Prius together. Reps for Lilly and Monaghan did not return calls.
All I can say is I’m not surprised. The surprising thing was that these two were ever together in the first place. I mean really, she totally belongs with Jack. Am I right or am I right? Yes, I know he’s a fictional character. What? Okay fine. Well, I’m single…
Anyway, here are some nice Evangeline Lilly bikini pictures from back in the day, when these two were all over each other all the time. In fact, these pics were actually posted here exactly 2 years ago, to the day. Yeah, these two have been together for over two years. And now she’s mine.
So, here I am, looking for new celebrity pictures to post for all you out there, when I spot these Evangeline Lilly bikini pictures. Cool. I like Evangeline Lilly, and I like her even better in a bikini. But then I look a little closer, and what do I see? How about an Evangeline Lilly Ass Slip moment.
That’s right. While surfing, one naughty wave got the best of Evangline, and totally pulled down her bikini bottoms, completely revealing her rather spectacular ass. Now, if that little miracle isn’t proof that there is a God, then I don’t know what is.
Of course, if God really wanted me to believe in him, he’d send us a damn Evangeline Lilly nipple slip.
Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin
