Sexy lady Erin Heatherton posed in a series of provocative bikinis for the August 2014 issue of Ocean Drive magazine. There are people that look good in anything and Erin is apparently one of those folks. Each swimsuit is hotter than the last one. How is that possible? Because when you are as hot as Erin you can do that through sexy magic. My personal favorite it the red bathing suit that’s got a mesh over the boobtacular region. You can see some pretty amazing cleav in a lot of these pics. She’s got a fairly amazing set of ta-tas. The bikinis also show off the rest of her redonkulous body. She’s got a stomach that most women can only dream of. That’s because women like Erin aren’t born.
They are created in a lab somewhere by a sexy mad scientist. I refuse to believe that Erin was made just by two normal people doing it. It’s mathematically impossible.
There’s a reason we call them the angels, a little gift from heaven in the form of some of the shapeliest lean ladies around, blessed with different looks, but all of them chosen for their special qualities of lust-inducement.
Erin Heatherton, Karlie Kloss, and Behati Prinsloo are three ladies I would not kick out of bed for eating, well, me. The sextastic trio showed up in force at a Victoria’s Secret promotional event, wearing far too many clothes, but still casting a longingly long shadow of hotness that I can feel right through my screen. Oh, to be the boyfriend of one of these merchandising beauties. To have all three? Don’t fly to close to the sun, my friends. Enjoy.
Oh, wow, talk about our Hebrew School Hottie getting all grown up. I guess that’s hard to say of the blonde and freckled Erin Heatherton who may have started young, but has spread her wings as a Victoria’s Secret girl for a couple or three years now. Still, seeing Erin Heatherton topless and mature in these rather epically hot photos from her new spread in GQ Germany, we just had to gasp at how fast our girl has matured.
As always, I would still pay a king’s ransom for the chance to connect the dots on her speckled form, up, down, and most definitely all the way around. She can pretend to be a mature woman all she wishes, I bet I can still make her giggle like she was a schoolgirl back at Solomon Schechter. Enjoy.
We do so lust sweet fair-haired Hebrew School hottie Erin Heatherton and every single blessed freckle on her body. Her very sweaty body in these new promotional photos of Erin pimping out the workout line for Victoria’s Secret.
I’m not really sure even if women buy workout gear from V.S.. When I’m in the stores, I really do keep my pervy lurking to the silk and lace sections of the store. If I’m going to be arrested, I want it to be for something traditional. Always harder to explain a Lycra addiction to the big boys in Cell Block D. But a panties fetish? Well, that gets you extra smokes I’m told. I hope they mean cigarettes. Enjoy.
Well, here’s one not such a surprise — Erin Heatherton looks effin’ amazing again in her latest lingerie shoot for Victoria’s Secret, just in time for Valentine’s Day and all you guys out there with V-Day lingerie on your lady fantasies. Oh, you will buy. And skulk about the store as I do pretending to look like you have a purpose.
And here’s no surprise either — the number of letters we receive asking why I often refer to the divine freckles on Erin Heatherton, when plain sight shows she seems to have few to none at all on her body. Well, I’m happy to say, that Erin does have a freckled complexion. Happy because we find it ever so damn hot. Sadly, the good folks at Victoria’s Secret find mottled skin color to be less than ideal and routinely ‘clean’ her skin with the airbrush tool.
(The DailyMail recently had a good article about this: Freckled beauty Erin Heatherton slams Photoshop for erasing her complexion.)
While we don’t mind a tiny touch on photos, some contrast or lighting to enhance, it’s just staging, we do beg to differ with those who take away our full bodied women’s curves, or, our lovely freckled beauties Mother Nature given sextastic connect-the-dots-on-skin game. Alas, such is the nature of modern media. Enjoy.