Erin Heatherton

Erin Heatherton Sexy Photoshoot For Ocean Drive Magazine

Sexy lady Erin Heatherton posed in a series of provocative bikinis for the August 2014 issue of Ocean Drive magazine. There are people that look good in anything and Erin is apparently one of those folks. Each swimsuit is hotter than the last one. How is that possible? Because when you are as hot as Erin you can do that through sexy magic. My personal favorite it the red bathing suit that's got a mesh over the boobtacular region. You can see some pretty amazing cleav in a lot of these pics. She's got a fairly amazing set of ta-tas. The bikinis also show off the rest of her redonkulous body. She's got a stomach that most women can only dream of. That's because women like Erin aren't born.

They are created in a lab somewhere by a sexy mad scientist. I refuse to believe that Erin was made just by two normal people doing it. It's mathematically impossible.

Erin Heatherton, Karlie Kloss and Behati Prinsloo Hot at Victoria’s Secret Angels Event

There's a reason we call them the angels, a little gift from heaven in the form of some of the shapeliest lean ladies around, blessed with different looks, but all of them chosen for their special qualities of lust-inducement.

Erin Heatherton, Karlie Kloss, and Behati Prinsloo are three ladies I would not kick out of bed for eating, well, me. The sextastic trio showed up in force at a Victoria's Secret promotional event, wearing far too many clothes, but still casting a longingly long shadow of hotness that I can feel right through my screen. Oh, to be the boyfriend of one of these merchandising beauties. To have all three? Don't fly to close to the sun, my friends. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Topless Hotness in GQ

 

Oh, wow, talk about our Hebrew School Hottie getting all grown up. I guess that's hard to say of the blonde and freckled Erin Heatherton who may have started young, but has spread her wings as a Victoria's Secret girl for a couple or three years now. Still, seeing Erin Heatherton topless and mature in these rather epically hot photos from her new spread in GQ Germany, we just had to gasp at how fast our girl has matured.

As always, I would still pay a king's ransom for the chance to connect the dots on her speckled form, up, down, and most definitely all the way around. She can pretend to be a mature woman all she wishes, I bet I can still make her giggle like she was a schoolgirl back at Solomon Schechter. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Strikes one Helluva Hot Workout Pose

We do so lust sweet fair-haired Hebrew School hottie Erin Heatherton and every single blessed freckle on her body. Her very sweaty body in these new promotional photos of Erin pimping out the workout line for Victoria's Secret.

I'm not really sure even if women buy workout gear from V.S.. When I'm in the stores, I really do keep my pervy lurking to the silk and lace sections of the store. If I'm going to be arrested, I want it to be for something traditional. Always harder to explain a Lycra addiction to the big boys in Cell Block D. But a panties fetish? Well, that gets you extra smokes I'm told. I hope they mean cigarettes. Enjoy.

Erin Heather So Effin’ Hot in Lingerie (and the Case of the Missing Freckles)

Well, here's one not such a surprise -- Erin Heatherton looks effin' amazing again in her latest lingerie shoot for Victoria's Secret, just in time for Valentine's Day and all you guys out there with V-Day lingerie on your lady fantasies. Oh, you will buy. And skulk about the store as I do pretending to look like you have a purpose.

And here's no surprise either -- the number of letters we receive asking why I often refer to the divine freckles on Erin Heatherton, when plain sight shows she seems to have few to none at all on her body. Well, I'm happy to say, that Erin does have a freckled complexion. Happy because we find it ever so damn hot. Sadly, the good folks at Victoria's Secret find mottled skin color to be less than ideal and routinely 'clean' her skin with the airbrush tool.

(The DailyMail recently had a good article about this: Freckled beauty Erin Heatherton slams Photoshop for erasing her complexion.)

While we don't mind a  tiny touch on photos, some contrast or lighting to enhance, it's just staging, we do beg to differ with those who take away our full bodied women's curves, or, our lovely freckled beauties Mother Nature given sextastic connect-the-dots-on-skin game. Alas, such is the nature of modern media. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Bikini Pictures Freckled With Caribbean Hotness

Next year, I really hope Victoria's Secret accepts my internship application for Sand Remover for all their St. Bart's bikini shoots in advance of the Spring bikini season, because I believe I would be the perfect person to remove the grains of sand stuck to the shimmering oil applied to each of the models bikini bodies during their photo turns. Granted, I might linger for extended sessions in certain areas of the body, plucking granules of sand ever so precisely, but, that's what separates the Sand Remover Craftsman from merely the dude who dusts off bodies with a beach towel. I'm up for the job.

And I'd like to have Erin Heatherton as my first assignment. Separating sand from hot freckles on the sextastic body of this fair-haired beauty, taking another turn before the cameras for yet another ridiculously hot bikini photoshoot, yeah, that'd be a labor of lust. Erin Heatherton would never feel cleaner, or, you know, dirtier, when I'm done flicking her body clean. Enjoy.

Gracie Carvalho Bikini Pictures Shine for Her Turn Up for Victoria’s Secret

Victoria's Secret is just going mad these days with their bikini photoshoots, racing to get catalog spreads up in time for the biggest bikini buying time of the year, Spring time, and shooting model after model, day after day down St. Bart's way.

While Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton took another turn in front of the cameras, it was Brazilian born Gracie Carvalho who really caught our eye in the latest round of snapping two pieces, selling sextastic to men and bikinis to women quite simultaneously.

Something about that sultry skin and alluring look and that killer body, the perfect recipe for something we'd like to break off ourselves this coming Spring. Enjoy.