Erin Heatherton

Britney Mason, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, AnnaLynne McCord Hotties at Leather and Laces Super Bowl Party

I think this Leather and Laces pre-Super Bowl party is some kind of tradition now. Not a bad one as far as big hype weekend parties go. Especially when you get the likes of V.S. models Erin Heatherton and Adriana Lima to show up to your gig. Thrown in Britney Mason and my slender sweetheart AnnaLynne McCord and you have a party in leather. Forget the laces. Football is overrated compares to sextastic women in themed exhibitionist outfits.

The Super Bowl itself is not really about football. It’s about catering to the dreams and aspirations of the viewers. I couldn’t aspire any higher than to visualize these dark and blonde lovelies arriving at my abode for a little pre-game festivities. We could toss around the ball or just go straight into epic group making of the sexy. I’m flexible and I make a killer artichoke dip. Somebody blow the whistle. Enjoy.

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Erin Heatherton Wears A Busty Leather Top While Posing At The Curve Sport Launch

Professional hot person Erin Heatherton was looking particularly sexy in a boobtacular leather top at the Curve Sport perfume launch. The bustier-type top pushed her ladies up for presentation creating some fairly spectacular cleav. Erin has got a righteous pair of ta-tas and they look particularly amazing here. The top also showed off her bare mid-riff. Erin has a nice flat stomach with some nice tone to it. If my stomach looked like that I would show it off too. There is something about a woman wearing black leather that gets my pressure up. Not that I’m one of those leather fetishists or anything. There is something  primeval about it. It’s like the stuff our cavewoman ancestors used to get our caveman forefather’s stone age motors going. Some stuff is just classic.

But our cavewoman ancestors probably didn’t look like Erin. I’ve seen what they looked like in those museum dioramas. I would have probably gone extinct rather than tap that.

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Erin Heatherton Sexy Photoshoot For Ocean Drive Magazine

Sexy lady Erin Heatherton posed in a series of provocative bikinis for the August 2014 issue of Ocean Drive magazine. There are people that look good in anything and Erin is apparently one of those folks. Each swimsuit is hotter than the last one. How is that possible? Because when you are as hot as Erin you can do that through sexy magic. My personal favorite it the red bathing suit that’s got a mesh over the boobtacular region. You can see some pretty amazing cleav in a lot of these pics. She’s got a fairly amazing set of ta-tas. The bikinis also show off the rest of her redonkulous body. She’s got a stomach that most women can only dream of. That’s because women like Erin aren’t born.

They are created in a lab somewhere by a sexy mad scientist. I refuse to believe that Erin was made just by two normal people doing it. It’s mathematically impossible.

Erin Heatherton Upskirt Butt Cheek Flash in NYC

Erin Heatherton, Karlie Kloss and Behati Prinsloo Hot at Victoria’s Secret Angels Event

There’s a reason we call them the angels, a little gift from heaven in the form of some of the shapeliest lean ladies around, blessed with different looks, but all of them chosen for their special qualities of lust-inducement.

Erin Heatherton, Karlie Kloss, and Behati Prinsloo are three ladies I would not kick out of bed for eating, well, me. The sextastic trio showed up in force at a Victoria’s Secret promotional event, wearing far too many clothes, but still casting a longingly long shadow of hotness that I can feel right through my screen. Oh, to be the boyfriend of one of these merchandising beauties. To have all three? Don’t fly to close to the sun, my friends. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Shoot June 2013

Erin Heatherton Topless Hotness in GQ

Erin Heatherton Topless in GQ Germany July 2013
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Oh, wow, talk about our Hebrew School Hottie getting all grown up. I guess that’s hard to say of the blonde and freckled Erin Heatherton who may have started young, but has spread her wings as a Victoria’s Secret girl for a couple or three years now. Still, seeing Erin Heatherton topless and mature in these rather epically hot photos from her new spread in GQ Germany, we just had to gasp at how fast our girl has matured.

As always, I would still pay a king’s ransom for the chance to connect the dots on her speckled form, up, down, and most definitely all the way around. She can pretend to be a mature woman all she wishes, I bet I can still make her giggle like she was a schoolgirl back at Solomon Schechter. Enjoy.