Erin Heatherton

Erin Heather So Effin’ Hot in Lingerie (and the Case of the Missing Freckles)

Well, here’s one not such a surprise — Erin Heatherton looks effin’ amazing again in her latest lingerie shoot for Victoria’s Secret, just in time for Valentine’s Day and all you guys out there with V-Day lingerie on your lady fantasies. Oh, you will buy. And skulk about the store as I do pretending to look like you have a purpose.

And here’s no surprise either — the number of letters we receive asking why I often refer to the divine freckles on Erin Heatherton, when plain sight shows she seems to have few to none at all on her body. Well, I’m happy to say, that Erin does have a freckled complexion. Happy because we find it ever so damn hot. Sadly, the good folks at Victoria’s Secret find mottled skin color to be less than ideal and routinely ‘clean’ her skin with the airbrush tool.

(The DailyMail recently had a good article about this: Freckled beauty Erin Heatherton slams Photoshop for erasing her complexion.)

While we don’t mind a  tiny touch on photos, some contrast or lighting to enhance, it’s just staging, we do beg to differ with those who take away our full bodied women’s curves, or, our lovely freckled beauties Mother Nature given sextastic connect-the-dots-on-skin game. Alas, such is the nature of modern media. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Bikini Pictures Freckled With Caribbean Hotness

Next year, I really hope Victoria’s Secret accepts my internship application for Sand Remover for all their St. Bart’s bikini shoots in advance of the Spring bikini season, because I believe I would be the perfect person to remove the grains of sand stuck to the shimmering oil applied to each of the models bikini bodies during their photo turns. Granted, I might linger for extended sessions in certain areas of the body, plucking granules of sand ever so precisely, but, that’s what separates the Sand Remover Craftsman from merely the dude who dusts off bodies with a beach towel. I’m up for the job.

And I’d like to have Erin Heatherton as my first assignment. Separating sand from hot freckles on the sextastic body of this fair-haired beauty, taking another turn before the cameras for yet another ridiculously hot bikini photoshoot, yeah, that’d be a labor of lust. Erin Heatherton would never feel cleaner, or, you know, dirtier, when I’m done flicking her body clean. Enjoy.

Gracie Carvalho Bikini Pictures Shine for Her Turn Up for Victoria’s Secret

Victoria’s Secret is just going mad these days with their bikini photoshoots, racing to get catalog spreads up in time for the biggest bikini buying time of the year, Spring time, and shooting model after model, day after day down St. Bart’s way.

While Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton took another turn in front of the cameras, it was Brazilian born Gracie Carvalho who really caught our eye in the latest round of snapping two pieces, selling sextastic to men and bikinis to women quite simultaneously.

Something about that sultry skin and alluring look and that killer body, the perfect recipe for something we’d like to break off ourselves this coming Spring. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Golden Shoot for Victoria’s Secret Swimwear

Erin Heatherton Bikini Pictures for the Launch of Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog Season

Now, some may find it odd that a man of my years, or really, any years, receives so many female merchandising catalogs to his home. And, you’d be right. But, then you’d not be seeing the bounty of beautiful bikini clad babes arriving this month by way of the onslaught of Victoria’s Secret swimsuit season pimping promos, with all of our favorite angels revealing the product of their photo work from the islands toward the end of last year.

And, in this case, the deliciously freckled Erin Heatherton, a Hebrew School Hottie who has risen the chain of Victoria’s Secret in rapid fashion to become one of the preeminent bubbly blondes in the lingerie and swimsuit arsenal. And, boy, is she packed into the newly released swimsuit sales materials. Check her out in not one, but two separate galleries of bikini and swimsuit hotness and see if you don’t, like us, spend many sleepless nights imagining playing connect the dots with the freckles all-over her body. Yum and enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Looks Hot in Victoria’s Secret January 2013

Erin Heatherton Bikini Time Fun Time for Victoria’s Secret Shoot in the Islands

As if the Caribbean wasn’t hosting enough celebrity bikini amateur talent over the holidays, now add to it the ongoing Victoria’s Secret bikini photoshoots on St. Bart’s that added the freckled Hebrew School Hottie, Erin Heatherton, to the list of angels invading the tropical climes to flash and bare their perfectly sun-ripened bodies in two pieces bits of visual wonderment.

Next year, we’re going to spend Christmas in the islands, not that we don’t love our trips to the Rust Belt in December, but there’s something slightly more tingle-inducing about warm weather and some of the world’s finest ladies prancing about in tiny bikinis. It’s close, but the nod goes to the tropics. Enjoy.