Erin Heatherton

Erin Heatherton Bikini Pictures Freckled With Caribbean Hotness

Next year, I really hope Victoria’s Secret accepts my internship application for Sand Remover for all their St. Bart’s bikini shoots in advance of the Spring bikini season, because I believe I would be the perfect person to remove the grains of sand stuck to the shimmering oil applied to each of the models bikini bodies during their photo turns. Granted, I might linger for extended sessions in certain areas of the body, plucking granules of sand ever so precisely, but, that’s what separates the Sand Remover Craftsman from merely the dude who dusts off bodies with a beach towel. I’m up for the job.

And I’d like to have Erin Heatherton as my first assignment. Separating sand from hot freckles on the sextastic body of this fair-haired beauty, taking another turn before the cameras for yet another ridiculously hot bikini photoshoot, yeah, that’d be a labor of lust. Erin Heatherton would never feel cleaner, or, you know, dirtier, when I’m done flicking her body clean. Enjoy.

Gracie Carvalho Bikini Pictures Shine for Her Turn Up for Victoria’s Secret

Victoria’s Secret is just going mad these days with their bikini photoshoots, racing to get catalog spreads up in time for the biggest bikini buying time of the year, Spring time, and shooting model after model, day after day down St. Bart’s way.

While Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton took another turn in front of the cameras, it was Brazilian born Gracie Carvalho who really caught our eye in the latest round of snapping two pieces, selling sextastic to men and bikinis to women quite simultaneously.

Something about that sultry skin and alluring look and that killer body, the perfect recipe for something we’d like to break off ourselves this coming Spring. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Golden Shoot for Victoria’s Secret Swimwear

Erin Heatherton Bikini Pictures for the Launch of Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog Season

Now, some may find it odd that a man of my years, or really, any years, receives so many female merchandising catalogs to his home. And, you’d be right. But, then you’d not be seeing the bounty of beautiful bikini clad babes arriving this month by way of the onslaught of Victoria’s Secret swimsuit season pimping promos, with all of our favorite angels revealing the product of their photo work from the islands toward the end of last year.

And, in this case, the deliciously freckled Erin Heatherton, a Hebrew School Hottie who has risen the chain of Victoria’s Secret in rapid fashion to become one of the preeminent bubbly blondes in the lingerie and swimsuit arsenal. And, boy, is she packed into the newly released swimsuit sales materials. Check her out in not one, but two separate galleries of bikini and swimsuit hotness and see if you don’t, like us, spend many sleepless nights imagining playing connect the dots with the freckles all-over her body. Yum and enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Looks Hot in Victoria’s Secret January 2013

Erin Heatherton Bikini Time Fun Time for Victoria’s Secret Shoot in the Islands

As if the Caribbean wasn’t hosting enough celebrity bikini amateur talent over the holidays, now add to it the ongoing Victoria’s Secret bikini photoshoots on St. Bart’s that added the freckled Hebrew School Hottie, Erin Heatherton, to the list of angels invading the tropical climes to flash and bare their perfectly sun-ripened bodies in two pieces bits of visual wonderment.

Next year, we’re going to spend Christmas in the islands, not that we don’t love our trips to the Rust Belt in December, but there’s something slightly more tingle-inducing about warm weather and some of the world’s finest ladies prancing about in tiny bikinis. It’s close, but the nod goes to the tropics. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Bikini Pictures For Your Hannukah Hotness Needs

Look, there’s eight long days and nights of this Festival of Lights, and there’s no reason you can’t take a little time for some Erin Heatherton bikini pictures from her current photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret down in St. Barts, the island that has refused my visa requests seventeen times.

We got down on our Hebrew School Hottie sextastic angel, Erin, this past year as she was paraded around in the latest in a growing line of DiCaprio hot model beards. Not even sure if they’re still putting on that ruse, and I’m not going to check because it just kind of makes me bothered. And not hot and bothered like when checking out Erin and her sweet bikini body, but just annoyed bothered. And who needs that kind of tsuris on Hanukkah? Enjoy.