Elsa Hosk

Elsa Hosk Sinks the Hot Pink in Marie Claire

Elsa Hosk, how do I lust there fine Scandinavian hot body? Oh, so many ways. Enough to leaf through the lady magazines of Europe looking for instances of your sextastic. As right here in pink and various stages of undress on the pages of Marie Claire Italy. Yes, I read that. Well, peruse perhaps is the more apt word. Ogle, leer, indulge visually in your stunning female form.

I’m fully aware these types of shoots are meant for fairer sex review. But I can’t help but think deep down the creators just new a man half way around the word needed an all-over smile today. Elsa and company, you have primed me with pink. Such a benevolent blessing of the visual variety. I golf clap for you. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Marie Claire Italy

Elsa Hosk Bikini Pictures Fun Time in V.S January

Elsa Hosk, how do I Swedish love thee. Let me count the ways. I see about forty-seven across nine different categories of lust inducement in your latest swimsuit shoot for Victoria’s Secret. Oh, underrated Nordic beauty, you do such amazing things in your two piece swimwear.

As much as we do love our battle bikini candids, there’s something to be said for the stellar sextastic looks of a world class model posed for the cameras pimping merch. If anybody could look this good, they would, but they don’t. They don’t cut paychecks to Elsa because she’s replaceable. She has that certain photogenic slash I want to make love to her until the cows come home quality that makes her a standout in the selling of the prurient feelings game. Fine work, Elsa, let’s meet up for happy hour. I’l have the wings and beer, you have the the lettuce leaf and water and we’ll go from there. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret

Elsa Hosk Topless In Water For Your Pre-Moistened Sextastic Swedish Model Needs

 
Elsa Hosk Topless In Water For Chadwick Tyler Photo Shoot
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I can’t imagine a better use of the element of water than to envelop the topless fine female form of Swedish model Elsa Hosk. Am I jealous of water today? I am, I say without irony. Just imagine the droplets from the shower that pour down over the likes of Elsa each morning, let alone the evening bubble baths where Elsa relaxes while I virtually scrub her with my omnipresent loofah sponge.

As we approach the penultimate day of the Season of Giving, I can’t help but think of the wide eyes of a little boy named Bill who wanted nothing more as a child than to find ridiculously hot Swedish girls topless underneath the little tree he manufactured in his own room. Socks from Aunt Nell were a poor substitute, though worn with love, I assure you, Aunt Nell. One day, Santa will come down my chimney with these wonderful funbags and announce sublimely, ‘Thanks for being patient.’ I’m pretty sure this day is coming. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Chadwick Tyler

Elsa Hosk Bra and Panties Sexy Bomb Dropping for the Victoria’s Secret Catalog

I’m quite sure I’m in lust with Swedish beauty Elsa Hosk. I am getting those butterflies in my tummy, or what I’ll describe as such while knowing it’s tingles in my genetic bank, that a man gets for a woman when he just knows he’d like to build her a log cabin deep in the woods and spend a year there with her living off nothing but jerky and tender making of the sexy on the front stoop. That’s the primal emotion emotion I feel when peeking at Elsa in her latest Victoria’s Secret spread.

Elsa was the angel who accidentally winged Ariana Grande during the fashion show performance cat walk. I’m sure she didn’t mean it, though I would have paid several quid to see the girls fight just a bit, maybe rip each other’s clothes off, then makeup by making out. It could have happened. I bought tickets just in case. Elsa, do you see how discombobulating you are to the male and Sapphic leaning lady brain? It’s not you, it’s us. Well, it is partially you. Just so damn hot. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret

Elsa Hosk Topless in GQ, Reduxed and Re-Amped With Even More Swedish Topless Goodness

 
Elsa Hosk Topless Adds in GQ Romania July 2014
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If you happen to like your Swedish models all hot and without many clothes on in the pages of magazines, here’s an extended look at Elsa Hosk in her topless pictorial from GQ Romania over the summer. Thanks to our many civil, but super secret spy network that circles this globe at the speed of the sextastic, we have a look at some additional photos from the rather Euro-sizzling peeks at Elsa’s Swedish peaks.

I don’t think I shall ever grow tired of seeing stunning Scandinavians flashing their funbags for the glory of Asgard and gentleman oglers everywhere. Elsa just happens to be one of the finer specimens to come from the northern tribes since  whoever that chick is who bedded Thor. I might just be mixing my mythologies. I am not the least bit confused however about Ms. Hosk. Just extremely incredibly alluring. Well done, Elsa. Enjoy.

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Elsa Hosk Goes Topless for GQ Romania

 
Elsa Hosk Goes Topless for GQ Romania July 2014
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Swedish model Elsa Hosk let it all hang out in this photoshoot for GQ Romania. By “all” I mean her splendid Scandinavian funbags. She’s got on some sort of bondagey looking thing with the boobtacular region cut out for our viewing pleasure. Elsa’s Swedish meatballs are pretty much perfect. They are have slightly upturned nips that are all kinds of pokey. Her boobies are just the right size. They are the boobs Goldilocks would have chosen, not too big and not to small. They know how to put things together in Sweden to make them more sleek and stuff. In another photo, Elsa has on a tiny bikini. I mean tiny. Like, if you strung together all the fabric it might make a bandana. This allows yet another view of her lovely sideboobs.

I didn’t even know there was a GQ in Romania. I wonder if they have spreads for fashionable werewolves and vampires? Maybe there are ads with Dracula for Bulova watches.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Elsa Hosk Topless Dark and All Grow’d Up Hotness

 
Elsa Hosk Sexy Topless Photoshoot by Andreas Kock
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We usually tend to the lighter side of heavy funbags on Fridays, but today being the beginning of the Winter Olympics, I was thinking something Swedish. After all, this is the every four years when the Swedes get to remind us of their snow sporting juggernaut. I might be thinking of the Finns actually, but never you mind. To kick it all off we have a peek at a wickedly dark and Swedish-morose view of typically blonde hottie model Elsa Hosk in a stellar photoshoot for Andreas Kock.

Elsa is all about the peekaboo and ravishing reveals in this memorable visual wonderment. Take hot Swedish female form, remove clothes, and then do anything and you pretty much have a winning combination. On a Friday, we give special thanks for such sweet teat treats. Thank God It’s Funbags!

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