Elsa Hosk topless? I’ve died and gone to boob heaven. (Drunken Stepfather)
Charlie Riina shows off her yayas in leather gear. (WWTDD)
Let’s celebrate the hottest celebrity MILFs. (TMZ)
Irina Shayk and Adriana Lima invite you to the leg and cleav show. (Hollywood Tuna)
Nicki Minaj and Beyonce‘s new video “Feeling Myself” has all the cleavage you require. (Huffington Post)
Eva Longoria‘s hot Latina booty looks amazing at Cannes. (Popoholic)
Who says nerd girls can’t be super sexy? (The Chive)
Hottie Elsa Hosk was all glistening with sweat in a spread of sports bras and other scantily clad good goodies for Victoria’s Secret. I am a big fan of a sweaty woman. Not like super gross sweaty, but just a bit after a workout. They release some nice pheromones and are all flushed and responsive. It’s a good thing, my friends. As if that wasn’t enough, she’s also wearing some frilly underwear for our viewing pleasure. Elsa has a nice set of perkies that I would very much like to get acquainted with. My personal favorite is the frilly white lace bra that you can almost see-through. Whatever lucky bastard gets to look upon her in frilly underwear in real life better appreciate his luck.
Elsa is one of my favorite models. Sure, we talk about a lot of girls on this site but she is just plain old fashioned sexy. Like, for realsies.
Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret
At this point, Elsa Hosk has decided to throw in the towel on wearing any clothes. Literally. The Swedish beauty so young and alluring and just barely out of my reach in terms of dates this Saturday night is exhibiting her topless fine Nordic form in an increasing number of photoshoots. This either means that The Rapture is upon us, or we’re just living in exceedingly lucky times. Could be both. I tend not to question anything in the sight of such topless delight.
Elsa bares her heavenly wares in this Sam Crawford swimmingly hot spread to remind us pretty much why we lust women so heartily. Also, you don’t need much stagecraft when the object of your lens is so ridiculously hot. The two goals combine in one simply memorable bit of eye peeping goodness. I do think I’ll try asking Elsa out one more time, seventy-seventh time could be the charm. Just so damn hot. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Sam Crawford
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Elsa Hosk is just one Swedish hunk of female body perfection. I wouldn’t throw sand on her if Neptune himself ordered me to. Not to cover up the Nordic allure of this heartbreaking model, though I understand there are certain times photographers feel the need to cover up the good bits. I’d never do it, but I understand it.
Elsa is being super fruitful these days, appearing in spread after spread showing off her ridiculously hot body in various stages of not many clothes, including this mini-bit in just a bikini bottom, as God intended sextastic women to be on the beach. You’ve got to save just a little something something for post-beach striptease back at the room. Passion inducing Swedish women make everything seem okay again. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Inge Fonteyne
I don’t care how I prepare myself each week for the rummaging, review, and all around tiptoe through the tulips of the loveliest morass of social media pics from our favorite sextastic celebrities, I’m still continually blown away that these hot famous girls are giving so much away. Not that I don’t admire their mitzvah minded views on sharing hot body shots, I guess I’m just worried that someday the spigot might get turned off. I suppose I’d be a glass is half full kind of guy if I stopped emptying the glass so often. I do get parched.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Bella Thorne looking hella hot as a busty nurse, Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadidi bikini rafting, Gigi’s younger sister Bella Hadid barely covering her barely legal yum yums, Beyonce with oiled down cleavage, Elsa Hosk covered only by bits of sand, and so much more. You owe it to mom who pretend she loved your gift this past Sunday to check out each and every one of these stunning social media shared celebrity skin photos. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Instagram
People often ask me, how do I have the time to watch the latest hottest web videos when I am so busy being partially employed AND running my charity home for runaway teenaged girls with the potential for future modeling. It’s all about time management. Starting with rising by ten am. That’s really the key. And the hardest part of what I do.
But you are beneficiary, for the quintet of videos I’ve been watching here most recently rise to the level of epic sextastic. Short, but sweet, and definitely all of them must-see. You know, if you happen to find the world’s most alluring women mostly undressed to be worthy of your own time. Try on, Gisele Bundchen modeling her own panties and garters and bras, Rihanna grinding and touching women and men on stage in her Dutch concert (I’m pretty sure you can’t do that in the U.S., ashame), Charlotte McKinney crazy hot cleavetastic in her Vanity Fair shoot, Stella Maxwell, Martha Hunt, and Elsa Hosk, the wicked amazing blonde bombshells of Victoria’s Secret in lacy panties, and Hannah Davis flubbing her lines, but perfecting her bikini body behind the scenes of her SI shoot. I would shank any one of you for some closet alone time with any one of these women. I say that will all due kindness, but mostly just sincerity. Enjoy.
Stella Maxwell, Martha Hunt, Elsa Hosk, just a few of the blonde hotties currently in the Victoria’s Secret stable of the sextastic, in the wings just waiting to be called into service for their silk and lace masters. In the case of the blonde bombshell campaign, V.S. plucked all three of them from the princess beds and told them not to bother to put on any clothes, just come downstairs to be photographed in their undies. What a marvelous mental image
Stella, Martha, and Elsa representing the Nordic wing of the establishment. Busty bombshells with the divine allure of the fair haired healthy racktastic ladies in bras and panties. Such a simple, yet infinitely fine idea. I’d like to have them as the entertainment portion of my next birthday party. Those clowns last year scared the bejesus out of me. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret