Hot blonde Swedish models in lingerie. That is a dish that needs to be on every menu in every libido kitchen in this land. Elsa Hosk represents so effortlessly swell in her lingerie work, flashing all kinds of Svenske sextastic in her latest bit of tingle inducing repose for Victoria’s Secret. I’m not sure if you’ve ever purchased lingerie, or merely run your hands through it at the store before security yells ‘Hey, stop that’. I’ve done both. But this is the kind of sweet lace and silky nothing pimping that gets a man into some kind of thoughtless action. That’s truly when we’re at our best.
Elsa Hosk is coming into her own as one of the finest pimpers of the underthings on this spinning blue planet. She has that special girl next door quality that drives men to the brink of insanity. If she did actually live next door to you, you’d probably pass the brink pretty quickly. I know I’d invest my entire life savings in three pairs of binoculars. Maybe a telescope too if I spent the money I was saving to take care of mom. She’d understand. This is Elsa Hosk. The ice floe option isn’t so bad, mom. Enjoy.
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Swedish hottie Elsa Hosk took some tasteful black and white pics for Mirage Magazine. She starts out with a bikini but then decides that she’s rather just be naked. I celebrate and encourage that decision. Elsa has some beautiful perky boobage. They are the perfect size. Not small little mosquito bites but not so big that they give you carpal tunnel syndrome from handling them. You also get to see her downstairs which is as clear of foliage as a desert. Not to mention the perfect curve of her thighs and booty. Normally, I wouldn’t find a woman smoking to be hot but I got to say it’s working for me. Maybe it’s that smoke looks great in black and white. Or maybe it’s just that she has something in her mouth.
What I do know is that I plan on staring at these pics for a while until they are seared into my memory.
Photo Credit: Lee Cropper For Mirage Magazine
Elsa Hosk wears see-through lingerie for Victoria’s Secret. (Drunken Stepfather)
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Khloe Kardashian‘s abs are out of control. (The Superficial)
Elsa Hosk is perhaps my dreamiest of Swedish dreams these days. Which is saying a lot considering the category of Scandinavian blonde hotties is deep and complex and altogether its own category within the sextastic. But after catching Elsa on the beach crawling about quite topless for a photoshoot, she jumped several rungs on my list. Now, seeing the Nordic beauty quite without clothes in this Adam Franzino shoot, it’s time to double down on unrequited lust.
There’s something about nekkid girls with perfect bodies standing by bodies of water that will forever be in the allure hall of fame. Maybe it’s the ode to nature, maybe it’s the ode to wet spectacular funbags, maybe it’s both and other things too complicated for me to try and spell, let alone feel. The point is, it’s a truly wondrous thing. In the movie Wild, Reese goes on that thousand mile hike to find herself. I’d go about one-quarter mile then stop when I was Elsa Hosk topless. Found myself indeed. Enjoy.
Photo Credit:Adam Franzino
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When you see these incredibly hot Victoria’s Secret models in covered topless shots with their arms over their blessed funbags or just laying in the sand or such, do you ever wonder how they got into those poses without showing off the good on the way to final position? That answer is, they don’t. They are topless on the set. Granted, they usually circle the girls with towels and a gaggle of female assistants to shield them from obvious view. But then there’s the all-seeing Egotastic! eye. Kind of like Sauron but much hornier.
Enter Swedish hot angel Elsa Hosk changing and posing on the beach in nothing but a thong bottom, her au natural nutty bits bare in the Miami beach sun. And that pose on all fours, dare I say, I’ve seen a glimpse of how I imagine heaven. Hot blonde girls in thongs crawling topless on the beach. It just has to be. I may never forget this day. I sure hope not. So damn hot. Enjoy.
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And the hits just keep on coming. Yes, I said hits. The boobtastic barrage from V.S. now includes this crazy hot see-through vision of sextastic Swedish delights courtesy of Elsa Hosk in some lingerie that ought to be illegal. Just long enough that I might arrest her and hold her at my place under citizen’s arrest for 24 to 24,000 hours. Wow.
As much as I go crazy over the fine nekkid female form, there is so much to be said for tantalizingly sheer lingerie on the ridiculously hot Nordic body of a true professional gorgeous woman. Elsa Hosk, the lingerie seems superfluous, which I believe is Latin for, I can’t wait to rip it off your body on our wedding night. I only took one semester. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Anna Sui For Victoria Secret
Elsa Hosk, how do I lust there fine Scandinavian hot body? Oh, so many ways. Enough to leaf through the lady magazines of Europe looking for instances of your sextastic. As right here in pink and various stages of undress on the pages of Marie Claire Italy. Yes, I read that. Well, peruse perhaps is the more apt word. Ogle, leer, indulge visually in your stunning female form.
I’m fully aware these types of shoots are meant for fairer sex review. But I can’t help but think deep down the creators just new a man half way around the word needed an all-over smile today. Elsa and company, you have primed me with pink. Such a benevolent blessing of the visual variety. I golf clap for you. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Marie Claire Italy