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Beyond: Two Souls First Gameplay (VIDEO)

Ellen Page Like You've Never Seen Her

Sony’s Beyond: Two Souls ranks as one of the exciting surprises of E3 and is already one of the most highly anticipated titles of the next couple of years regardless of what Playstation platform ends up with it.

Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore KissingThe key thing to take away so far is that this Quantic Dream-developed game, like Heavy Rain before it, is being presented as a feature film, complete with top billing for its star, Ellen Page. She plays Jodie Holmes, a young woman who has amazing powers stemming from her connection to an unseen entity –we’re convinced it’s some kind of ghost. The E3 presentation was amazing with Jodie showcasing her telekinetic abilities in dramatic fashion. Put it this way: they called a SWAT team in for one little girl and it only pissed her off more.

And just to bring things full circle Egotastic! style, here’s a picture of Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page kissing. Drew Barrymore once starred in a movie called Firestarter about a girl who had crazy mind powers. Hmmm. We don’t create the angles, folks, we just play ‘em.

READER FINDS: Nikki Ziering Classic Reveal, the Davalos Twins Lingerie Perfect, Mo’ Mo’ Erin McNaught, Natasza Urbanska Dirty Dancing, Jordan Carver Topless, and Ellen Page Purported Lesbionics


You know how much we love our faithful readers, somewhat more than a fresh gorgonzola, somewhat less than our Playstation, right there in the perfect middle. But, you all rise to game console level fondness each Friday as we review the piles and piles of fleshtastic celebrity content you deliver to our doorstep in warm heaping moundfuls. Yum.

This week’s Reader Finds includes some classic Nikki Ziering nekkids, some newly uncovered Davalos Twins curvy extraordinary lingerie pics, some Erin McNaught additions to the wonderful set from a week ago, Nastasza Urbanska doing some on-floor crotch grabbing, Jordan Carver in maybe her only topless pose ever, and a photo of Ellen Page we’re told confirms her lesbionics (not super shocking).

Check Out All the Deliciously Nekkid Reader Finds
Nikki Ziering in PlayboyEgotastic! loyalist ‘Adam’ simply could not believe that he couldn’t find these classic Nikki Ziering nekkids from her Bunny mag spread on our site; I think he was fuming, perhaps even stewing, well, stew no longer, friend as the blonde bombshell flashes her top and bottom and all other parts of her bodacious body north, south, east, and west, for the benefit of all her love the sextastic.

Camila and Mariana Davalos Compilation PhotosOh, Camila and Mariana Davalos, how you set my Colombian hottie heart afire with all types of sultry lust and desires to pull out the riding crop and enforce some ridiculously random justice upon thine bottomsides. Well, thanks to Egotastic! reader ‘Alejo R.’ we have a few classic, but new to us views of these twins delicious lingerie spectaculars. Silk never ever looked finer on a pair of hottie sisters.

Erin McNaught Topless Photoshoot ExtrasRemember all the way back to a week ago when readers sent in some delightfully topless pictures of Aussie TV actress, Erin McNaught? Personally, it’s burned into my gray matter like a hot sexy perma-brand. Well blessed be EgoSuperFans ‘Mathias G.’ and ‘Jan W.’ for supplementing Ms. McNaught’s super hot topless pictorial stock with these mighty fine skin additions to the collection. We could not be more pleased.

Natasza Urbańska dancingShoutout to all of our Polish friends and readers, most notably today ‘Daniel K’ who insisted we take a gander at Natasza Urbańska, a Polish actress who is high kicking butt on the Polish edition of Dancing with the Stars this season. Apparently, Natasza likes to get a little bit naughty on the dance floor and it’s causing some kind of murmur and uproar over appropriate behavior. Personally, I’ve been hearing those same rumors my whole life; you learn to tune them out. I hope Natasza sticks it right in their face (or mine).

Jordan Carver In Her One and Only Topless Photo? EgoReader ‘Jan W.’ is doubling down this week with a claim that German boobtastic model extraordinaire, Jordan Carver, who claims to have never posed her GG or HH or some huge sized rack without cover for the snappers, may indeed have one topless photo out there. We’re not precisely sure of the accuracy of this claim, bur sure are having a delight inspecting the monster funbag clues.

Ellen Page Kissing a Girl?Finally, from a very excited reader, ‘Veritas’, a pictures that purports to show little indie hottie Ellen Page kissing another girl. These lesbionic rumors have been swirling around Ellen Page for some time now, to which we of course say, unless there are pictures of her nekkid with another woman, it’s none of our concern, and even then, just for faptastic funtime material. So, you know, if you’ve got some of those, please do share. And, enjoy.

First Look: Ellen Page Skin Tights in Super

Ellen Page, petite indie chick, not routinely making our cut here on Egotastic!, but give it up for shortie who wears her new superhero costume from the upcoming comedy, Super, well, she wears it like a Wonder Woman. Props to Ellen Page for going skin tight for our ogling delight. Enjoy.

Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore Kiss, Get Nasty

I hate Drew Barrymore, but I love Ellen Page, so when I saw this picture of Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore kissing in the new issue of Marie Claire magazine, I didn’t know what to think. Well, that’s not true. I thought it was awesome, and a little disappointing. Because why couldn’t be Ellen Page and Natalie Portman? Or Ellen Page and Megan Fox. Or Ellen Page and Natalie Portman and Megan Fox!? Still, it’s pretty hot. And so are some of the pictures of Ellen and Drew from Vs. magazine, which are also included here. Like the one where Drew is riding Ellen cowboy style. Hmm… I wonder if those Ellen Page lesbian rumours are going to start surfacing again…?

2008 MTV Movie Awards Mega Picture Post

I didn’t even know the 2008 MTV Movie Awards were on last night, but it wouldn’t have made a difference, since I don’t get MTV. But don’t worry if you missed it, because MTV will be replaying the show all summer. Doesn’t that make you feel better? I didn’t think so. Anyway, here are all the hot young celebrities who showed up to promote their latest movie, or album, or whatever, by wearing short skirts, and putting on too much makeup, and winning meaningless awards.

Attendees include: Anne Hathaway, Audrina Patridge, Charlize Theron, Ellen Page, Emma Stone, Heidi Montag, Katharine McPhee, Kristen Stewart, Lauren Conrad, Lindsay Lohan, Liv Tyler, Meagan Good, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, Rumer Willis, Tila Tequila, and Whitney Port. You know, the big stars.

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Ellen Page Goes Topless, Flashes Ass, Doesn’t Shave

There’s been a lot of chatter and rumour asking is Ellen Page a lesbian? Personally, I don’t think it has anything to do with anything, but I have it on good authority that it’s a poorly kept secret in her home town of Halifax, Nova Scotia, that she’s not into dudes. I also happened to notice that in this scene from The Tracey Fragments, in which Ellen Page is topless, and flashing her ass, her armpits are totally unshaven. Now, this could just mean that Ellen Page has different views on hygiene, but when you’re a big-time Hollywood star, not shaving your armpits is a pretty big statement.

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Ellen Page’s Lesbian Video Goes Gay

Everybody’s talking about Ellen Page’s lesbian video from Saturday Night Live this past weekend, and if you’re wondering why, it’s because a lot of people actually think Ellen Page is a lesbian. Well, I don’t know if dressing butch all the time, and not having an obvious boyfriend means you’re a lesbian, but most people seem to think so.

Either way, I don’t really care. I think Ellen Page is ridiculously cute whichever team she plays for. And frankly, the thought of Ellen Page as a lesbian isn’t that hard for me to handle. As for the video, I thought it was pretty funny. And pretty sexy, with Ellen Page writhing on the floor with her legs spread wide open.

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