Elizabeth Berkley

Here’s Elizabeth Berkley Reminiscing About How Awful ‘Showgirls’ Was

If you've ever seen Showgirls, which was about an aspiring Las Vegas showgirl who gets naked and writhes around all over the place—including in the vicinity of Gina Gershon and on top of Kyle MacLachlan—then you know damn well why the film's star, Elizabeth Berkley, a.k.a. Jessie Spano of Saved by the Bell, stopped dancing after that. The only thing worse than the film was Berkley's acting. And the only thing worse than her acting was her dancing.

For that reason, we couldn't help but laugh when Variety asked her why she stopped dancing after that movie. It was like they were really asking, 'So, Shorwgirls really blew, what's up with that?'

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Elizabeth Berkly Is Pregnant, Excited, and Largely Pokable

We haven't seen much of Elizabeth Berkley of late, but it 's hard to miss the former Saved By the Bell star these days strutting around Hollywood with her with-child full belly and this weekend a pair of nipple pokes that I believe could be spotted from sub-space, if not outer-space! Now, obviously, in a couple short months those enlarged sucklers of hers will be nourishing the growth of her offspring, but, in the meantime, there's no reason we oglers, and in particular those with the preggo fetishy thing going on, can't take a visual suckle of our own.

Sometimes, it takes a village to properly pay attention to a woman. Enjoy.

(Has it really been 17 years since Showgirls? It has. You must check out her nekkid fighter stills from an often deleted scene from that hot stinker if not seen before.)

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Blast from the past, Elizabeth Berkley, in tiny bikini. (SocialiteLife)