Dita Von Teese

Dita Von Teese Launches London Lingerie Line in Sextastic Fashion

By Bill Swift | November 28, 2012 @ 12:55 pm
Dita Von Teese Flashes Cleavage for Her Lingerie Launch at Debenhams in London
Dita Von Teese Flashes Cleavage for Her Lingerie Launch at Debenhams in London
Dita Von Teese Flashes Cleavage for Her Lingerie Launch at Debenhams in London
Dita Von Teese Flashes Cleavage for Her Lingerie Launch at Debenhams in London
Dita Von Teese Flashes Cleavage for Her Lingerie Launch at Debenhams in London
Dita Von Teese Flashes Cleavage for Her Lingerie Launch at Debenhams in London
Dita Von Teese Flashes Cleavage for Her Lingerie Launch at Debenhams in London
Dita Von Teese Flashes Cleavage for Her Lingerie Launch at Debenhams in London
Dita Von Teese Flashes Cleavage for Her Lingerie Launch at Debenhams in London
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If there's somebody who knows lingerie well, I mean, even better than we do here, it's got to be Dita Von Teese, who strips down to her own for a living.

Now, Dita is launching a lingerie line of her own in London, don't you know even burlesque dancers loves them some money, and we love to see hot girls in skimpy little underthings, so this all kind of works out perfectly.

Yes, while the birthday suit remains the untouched king, err, queen, of all fashion statements for sextastic ladies, lingerie is not all that far behind for those of us who don't mind a tiny bit of workaround to reach the Promised Land. Enjoy.

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Dita Von Teese Teases Her Lingerie Line

By Bill Swift | February 21, 2012 @ 8:34 am
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Seems like everybody's got a lingerie line out these days. In fact, not highly reported, but Egotastic! was approached by a lingerie manufacturer for a branded line of underthings; sadly, they rejected our design idea of Jerky bras and panties. Sexy lingerie made from peppered beef jerky. Why not have a decent snack on the way to the Promised Land. It seems a natural to us. Apparently the test models got hives. What can you do.

Noted burlesque dancer and style queenie, Dita Von Teese, seems more appropriate in the role of lingerie mistress, and showing off her own line on her veteran show-off built body. A natural fit. And, if you stick five bucks in her garter, she'll just as quickly disrobe. There's something to be said for working girls. Enjoy.

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Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala Mega Picture Post

By phil | May 6, 2008 @ 3:49 am
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The Metropolitan Museum of Art held it's annual Costume Institute Gala, which is on par with the Academy Awards in terms of the number of beautiful women in sex dresses. My favourites this time out include Blake Livley (the busty gossip girl), Gisele Bundchen (so sexy), Hilary Duff (who keeps getting hotter), Kate Mara (my favourite redhead), Michelle Trachtenberg (whose nipples were saved by some golden pasties), Sarah Silverman (as cleavagey as ever), and Taylor Swift (who just might be the most beautiful girl in the world). Of course, there are many more lovely ladies, as you can see, and well over 150 more pictures after the jump.

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Dita Von Teese’ Porn Past is No Secret

 
By phil | April 3, 2008 @ 10:52 am
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So The Sun has "revealed" a "secret" that Dita Von Teese was a porn star! Problem is, that was never a secret. In fact, half the movies on Dita Von Teese's IMDB page are soft-core lesbian porn flicks. And that's not including all the work she did for Playboy. The fact that these "revelations" come out just after Dita was made the new spokesmodel for Wonderbra might have something to with the "surprise."

Busty new Wonderbra model Dita Von Teese has a secret hardcore porn past, The Sun can reveal.

The stage queen -- famed for making the burlesque show mainstream -- starred in a kinky lesbian movie.

Explicit clips of the 35-year-old being spanked and pleasured with a bizarre sex toy by women have emerged online.

In one scene [Dita] romps with a leggy beauty with a sex toy. In another she cavorts with two stunners in corsets.

It is a blow to Wonderbra who only launched her as the new face of their famous push-up bra last month.

They hoped Dita -- real name Heather Sweet -- would enhance the company's clean-cut image by designing her own limited edition collection.

But the sleazy flick -- shot before she rose to fame -- will shock lingerie bosses. Wonderbra declined to comment.

So, are you surprised? Pleasantly surprised? Making a B-Line for BitTorrent? I guess that would depend on if you care who Dita Von Teese is. Anyway, point is The Sun dropped the ball. Also, isn't Heather Sweet already the perfect pron name? Why'd she have to change it to something lame like Dita Von Teese?

Whatever. Here are some pictures of Dita Von Teese naked, being covered in silver paint.

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