Dita Von Teese

Dita Von Teese Burlesque and Tassels in Sardinia

You know me well enough to know I don't understand burlesque. I mean, if this were the 1920's and my viewing options were limited, I get it. You make the most of your circumstances. But we're getting close to the 2020's and there are a million and one options for seeing the tassels come off. Nevertheless, if you're into, nobody does it better than Dita Von Teese who circles the globe doing her champagne glass and booby-shaking striptease thing. It really is quite a skilled performance.

Dita's latest stop took her to Sardinia for what I'm sure was a rather exclusive engagement. There is something to be said for tradition and old school. I'm not a total heretic. But at the end of the day if I wanted to see censored funbags, I'd visit the Daily Mail or TMZ. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk, Heidi Klum, Nicole Scherzinger And More Hotties At AMFAR Gala

The AMFAR gala at the Cannes Film Festival was a veritable smorgasbord of hotness. Sweet lord there were boobs galore. Irina Shayk wore a pink dress that showed off not only deep cleav but also most of her sexy legs. Legendary hottie Heidi Klum was also on hand in a blue dress with a plunging neckline that showed off the inner sides of her funbags and a deep slit that revealed her fabulous Teutonic legs. Bombshell singer Nicole Scherzinger was there in a black dress that basically only covered her nips, so there was side and top boob all over the place. In addition, classic beauty Sharon Stone was at the event and she seems to have forgotten her bra at home. Needless to to say that the slit in the front of her dress made us relive our teenage Basic Instinct fantasies. What can I say about Rosario Dawson's cleavage-filled dress with peek-a-boo window to her ta-tas? Yes, please is what I can say! Michelle Rodriguez also brought along her sideboobs. Basically, what I'm telling you is that everyone had their ladies out. Lara Stone basically wore a push-up bra and Dita Von Teese wore one of her typical sideboobtacular dresses. Kylie Minogue might as well have just come shirtless. And Alessandra Ambrosio? She was busting out all over.

If all of these spectacular ladies and their sideboobs didn't raise enough money then nothing will.

Dita Von Teese Covered Topless Performance At Revolution in Florida

Everyone's favorite burlesque star Dita Von Teese showed off her goodies at a performance at the Revolution club in Florida. The brunette beauty hit the stage wearing spangly bottoms and pasties on her nips. I say that she was "covered topless" but you could pretty much see everything. A couple of stickers do not make you clothed. Dita danced around, dumped water on herself in a giant champagne glass, and generally made the audience feel something stirring in their bathing suit areas. Dita's work harkens back to a simpler time when exotic dancing was classier than it is today. It was all about teasing and flirting and not just dry humping for twenty bucks a song. Dita is painfully gorgeous. I wonder if she's coming to do a show in New York anytime soon? It's not stripping it's performance art, right?

I wonder if she applies the pasties on herself or if it is some lucky person's job to stick those on her pert nips? If so, what did that person do right in their last life to merit that reward?

Dita Von Teese Takes Her Bad Mama Jammas Out for a Show

I feel like I'm going to say that I have a new found respect for Dita Von Teese and then you're going to say that's only because I noticed today how big her funbags are and then I'm going to deny it, but only halfheartedly because it's primarily true. I suppose I run that risk. But... Dita Von Teese did look all gothic and dark and hot over the weekend in her naughty librarian glasses and her top barely contained within a sweater. I can only imagine she's wearing one of those bras from the 1950's that takes twenty minutes and a manual to remove, but, thankfully, I happen to have a free hour and I can decently interpret French.

My on the fence feelings about Dita primarily stem from her teasy burlesque shows. You know how I feel about pasties in general. A tease is a wonderful thing, but it's like ordering the meal with great anticipation. If your food never comes you eventually just become bitter and hungry and you drink too much then beat up a guy from Indianapolis who deserved better. Enjoy.

Dita Von Teese Launches London Lingerie Line in Sextastic Fashion

If there's somebody who knows lingerie well, I mean, even better than we do here, it's got to be Dita Von Teese, who strips down to her own for a living.

Now, Dita is launching a lingerie line of her own in London, don't you know even burlesque dancers loves them some money, and we love to see hot girls in skimpy little underthings, so this all kind of works out perfectly.

Yes, while the birthday suit remains the untouched king, err, queen, of all fashion statements for sextastic ladies, lingerie is not all that far behind for those of us who don't mind a tiny bit of workaround to reach the Promised Land. Enjoy.

Dita Von Teese Teases Her Lingerie Line

Seems like everybody's got a lingerie line out these days. In fact, not highly reported, but Egotastic! was approached by a lingerie manufacturer for a branded line of underthings; sadly, they rejected our design idea of Jerky bras and panties. Sexy lingerie made from peppered beef jerky. Why not have a decent snack on the way to the Promised Land. It seems a natural to us. Apparently the test models got hives. What can you do.

Noted burlesque dancer and style queenie, Dita Von Teese, seems more appropriate in the role of lingerie mistress, and showing off her own line on her veteran show-off built body. A natural fit. And, if you stick five bucks in her garter, she'll just as quickly disrobe. There's something to be said for working girls. Enjoy.

Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala Mega Picture Post

The Metropolitan Museum of Art held it's annual Costume Institute Gala, which is on par with the Academy Awards in terms of the number of beautiful women in sex dresses. My favourites this time out include Blake Livley (the busty gossip girl), Gisele Bundchen (so sexy), Hilary Duff (who keeps getting hotter), Kate Mara (my favourite redhead), Michelle Trachtenberg (whose nipples were saved by some golden pasties), Sarah Silverman (as cleavagey as ever), and Taylor Swift (who just might be the most beautiful girl in the world). Of course, there are many more lovely ladies, as you can see, and well over 150 more pictures after the jump.

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