You know me well enough to know I don't understand burlesque. I mean, if this were the 1920's and my viewing options were limited, I get it. You make the most of your circumstances. But we're getting close to the 2020's and there are a million and one options for seeing the tassels come off. Nevertheless, if you're into, nobody does it better than Dita Von Teese who circles the globe doing her champagne glass and booby-shaking striptease thing. It really is quite a skilled performance.
Dita's latest stop took her to Sardinia for what I'm sure was a rather exclusive engagement. There is something to be said for tradition and old school. I'm not a total heretic. But at the end of the day if I wanted to see censored funbags, I'd visit the Daily Mail or TMZ. Enjoy.