Egotastic
If there's somebody who knows lingerie well, I mean, even better than we do here, it's got to be Dita Von Teese, who strips down to her own for a living.
Now, Dita is launching a lingerie line of her own in London, don't you know even burlesque dancers loves them some money, and we love to see hot girls in skimpy little underthings, so this all kind of works out perfectly.
Yes, while the birthday suit remains the untouched king, err, queen, of all fashion statements for sextastic ladies, lingerie is not all that far behind for those of us who don't mind a tiny bit of workaround to reach the Promised Land. Enjoy.
Dita Von Teese Takes Her Bad Mama Jammas Out for a Show
I feel like I'm going to say that I have a new found respect for Dita Von Teese and then you're going to say that's only because I noticed today how big her funbags are and then I'm going to deny it, but only halfheartedly because it's primarily true. I suppose I run that risk. But... Dita Von Teese did look all gothic and dark and hot over the weekend in her naughty librarian glasses and her top barely contained within a sweater. I can only imagine she's wearing one of those bras from the 1950's that takes twenty minutes and a manual to remove, but, thankfully, I happen to have a free hour and I can decently interpret French.
My on the fence feelings about Dita primarily stem from her teasy burlesque shows. You know how I feel about pasties in general. A tease is a wonderful thing, but it's like ordering the meal with great anticipation. If your food never comes you eventually just become bitter and hungry and you drink too much then beat up a guy from Indianapolis who deserved better. Enjoy.
DITA IS DEFinitELY AN ALLURING WOMAN WITH A HEALTHY FIGURE