Hotties Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley were spotted looking sexy as F in bikinis at the beach. Natasha wore a skimpy white thong bikini that left little to the imagination. That’s fine with me because my imagination isn’t that great. Her delicious booty was looking mighty fine. Natasha’s butt is so perfect that scientists use it to calibrate their butt measurement instruments. Not to be outdone, Devin had on an equally skimpy bikini but with her the news was all up top. The fabric could barely contain her massive yum yums. They were popping out all over. Oh yes, there is sideboob and cleavage enough to go around.
It always surprises me when really really hot people hang out together. I sort of think of them as solitary nomads wandering in the desert of those of us that aren’t hot.
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These two girls are simply bikini killing it in Miami this week. I’m not sure it’s a vacation for two swimsuit sales girls and models to be hanging out by the beaches and pools of South Florida in revealing bikinis. I’m pretty sure it’s considered work. Remember that IRS when Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley write off sunscreen on their tax returns.
These two lovely bikini selling lasses were flashing their mighty curves and asstastics of pure delight in Miami once again, fitting ever so perfectly in, and almost falling out of, their respective bikinis. And respect them I do. Adore is perhaps the more appropriate word. Whoever invented the business climate that allows this dud of the DD delicious peeks to travel the beaches of this world showing off their wares, I salute you. Enjoy.
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Ladies, ladies, please. You’re both beautiful. Don’t make me decide between you. You know I’m not that strong.
Devin Brugman and her bodacious bikini body joined her gal pal and fellow bikini business partner Natasha Oakley, she of the passion inducing overbite and hella booty, along the beach in Miami presumable to simultaneously please and torture the gentleman oglers within a fifty click area. I’d say their mission worked to perfection, as does their bodies in tiny bikinis and thongs, showing off the true power of a knockers and bottom sides designed in the perfection factory in heaven. Oh, my, this double down on curvaceous bikini hotties might just be the happy end of me. Devin, Natasha, please don’t stop, even if you hear me screaming. My safe word is ‘more!’. Enjoy.
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These two pimpstresses of the beach and bikini life seem to travel everywhere together. I’m sure I’m reading way too much into their bosom buddy status in imagining that they help each other dress in their bikinis each morning and cover each others ripe bodies in sunscreen, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to stop imagining that. You know what lesbionics do to me. Plus, I bet it’s really happening. But I digress.
Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley may be the hottest besties bikini couple in the universe, though I’ve never been to Kentucky so I can’t say for sure. Their bikini splashy fun time bodies individually are quite impressive, together, they form a two headed, four ta-ta and booty cheek passion inducing unstoppable power. I wanted to be sucked into the vortex, among other places. Girls, you are absolutely killing me. I thank you. Enjoy.
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Two of my favorite girl friends in the entire world, Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman took to the sands of Sydney Beach to stop traffic, hearts, and perhaps even time itself in various form fitting and tiny bikinis. I think I accidentally bit through the leg of the koala I was house sitting. These two girls more often than not in California or Miami strutting their divine bikini female forms across the shorelines making men weep and women hate men for finally crying. It’s very complicated, but suffice it to say, these girls are trouble. Good trouble.
Now down Sydney way, the bikini pimping couple looked all tanned and water spritzed and ready to be picked up by some billionaire in his yacht for high seas adventures. I wonder if they’d accept a pale thousandaire in a dinghy? I think I know the answer, but I’m hoping I’m wrong. This is just too much ridiculously sextastic bikini goodness for any ogler to handle. Let me be the oil boy, please! Enjoy.
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At last, my two imaginary young girlfriends are together in Miami on the beach in their bikinis. We’ve been staring at both Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley individually this week along the beach in their perfectly fitting bikinis. That is their job after all. Finally, we get a chance to see the two bodacious besties together in their two piece bits of revealing finery. The whole of the sextastic really is greater than the sum of its parts when these two ladies form the supremely hot bread in the Egotastic! sandwich. Yes, read that as me being the meat. I shall suffer thusly for my art.
Sometimes, I just don’t know what’s wrong with this world. But I always know what’s right. Two hot girls pimping bikinis with their very own perfectly fine bodies. That’s most definitely right. Now, let’s get down to that sandwich making. Enjoy.
When Devin Brugman steps out of the Miami waters, the entire Atlantic ocean must weep for its loss. Oh, to have that brunette’s fine body in my own aquatic clutches, I’d thank Neptune hourly for such a blessing.
Devin and her bikini pimping partner Natasha Oakley have been up and down South Beach this past week showing off in various different bikini looks and styles. Now, you know I happen to be a big fan of stripes. Well, stripes on a girl so ridiculously boobtastic that my dream is to remove her stripes. Suffice it to say, Devin has me in a bit of a catatonic state of disrepair here at the moment. Maybe she’s running a Buy 500 Bikinis and I Model Them For You. I could find more closet space. The credit card limit will be the bigger problem. Devin, please, don’t let it stop. Enjoy.