Two of my favorite girl friends in the entire world, Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman took to the sands of Sydney Beach to stop traffic, hearts, and perhaps even time itself in various form fitting and tiny bikinis. I think I accidentally bit through the leg of the koala I was house sitting. These two girls more often than not in California or Miami strutting their divine bikini female forms across the shorelines making men weep and women hate men for finally crying. It’s very complicated, but suffice it to say, these girls are trouble. Good trouble.
Now down Sydney way, the bikini pimping couple looked all tanned and water spritzed and ready to be picked up by some billionaire in his yacht for high seas adventures. I wonder if they’d accept a pale thousandaire in a dinghy? I think I know the answer, but I’m hoping I’m wrong. This is just too much ridiculously sextastic bikini goodness for any ogler to handle. Let me be the oil boy, please! Enjoy.
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At last, my two imaginary young girlfriends are together in Miami on the beach in their bikinis. We’ve been staring at both Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley individually this week along the beach in their perfectly fitting bikinis. That is their job after all. Finally, we get a chance to see the two bodacious besties together in their two piece bits of revealing finery. The whole of the sextastic really is greater than the sum of its parts when these two ladies form the supremely hot bread in the Egotastic! sandwich. Yes, read that as me being the meat. I shall suffer thusly for my art.
Sometimes, I just don’t know what’s wrong with this world. But I always know what’s right. Two hot girls pimping bikinis with their very own perfectly fine bodies. That’s most definitely right. Now, let’s get down to that sandwich making. Enjoy.
When Devin Brugman steps out of the Miami waters, the entire Atlantic ocean must weep for its loss. Oh, to have that brunette’s fine body in my own aquatic clutches, I’d thank Neptune hourly for such a blessing.
Devin and her bikini pimping partner Natasha Oakley have been up and down South Beach this past week showing off in various different bikini looks and styles. Now, you know I happen to be a big fan of stripes. Well, stripes on a girl so ridiculously boobtastic that my dream is to remove her stripes. Suffice it to say, Devin has me in a bit of a catatonic state of disrepair here at the moment. Maybe she’s running a Buy 500 Bikinis and I Model Them For You. I could find more closet space. The credit card limit will be the bigger problem. Devin, please, don’t let it stop. Enjoy.
Model and “A Bikini A Day” creator Devin Brugman was looking ‘smack yo mama hot’ in Miami Beach. She wore a small black bikini that showed off her ginormous ta-tas magnificently. Devin has a pretty spectacular pair of funbags and it’s my job to know these things. The bikini is so low cut that the cleavage it creates is un-effing-believable. You don’t just see Devin’s breasts you “behold” them for they are spectacular. As if that wasn’t enough you also get a low cut bikini bottom that gives an almost full view of her redonkulous booty. What I like about Devin is that she’s curvy in all the right places. My grandfather always told me that you can never trust a woman with a flat butt. These are words to live by, my friends.
Devin is a big promoter of the bikini as an emblem of a certain fun, relaxed, jet set life that makes the world a better place for everyone. I didn’t know that the bikini needed advocacy work. If that’s the case then we here at Egotastic deserve a humanitarian medal.
These two BFFs are just absolutely killing me in their killer bikinis, so tiny on their perfectly carved female forms. Aussie Natasha Oakley and her domestic partner, sadly not sexual, Devin Brugman, are the perfect Insgrammable gal pals for promoting daily bikini wearing as a matter of women’s health. I couldn’t agree more. Especially if you happen to already look as healthy as Natasha and Devin.
Their frontsides certainly look invigorated, and their backsides, those thumpers, wow, extra hale and hardy. I’m in lust all over again with tag team bikini shower time dreams. Enjoy.
There they are again. The two gal pals of Instagram bikini stardom rocketing their hot bodies to digital fame heights by sheer force of booty. And consider me fully ready to commit.
Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley take their beach bikini time very seriously. It’s work and it’s play, and from the sight of their twin beacons of badonkadonk wading into the water, I’d say both are going quite well. Of course, not too shabby when they 180-bootastic right into our hearts either. And they were showing off in multiple bikinis over the weekend:
I like to imagine ridiculously hot bodied young women always travel in pairs, just in case they come under the sudden urge to press up against a soft and warm and curvy female form not unlike their own.We all have the need for such romantic ventures. It’s just that Devin’s and Natasha’s is potentially eight millions times more wicked than your own. Man, I hope they shower off together after the beach. I’d sure like to think so. Enjoy.