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Devin Brugman Boobtacular Bond Girl-esque Green Bikini

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brian-mcgee - July 20, 2017

Guys, I think they've secretly begun filming the new Bond movie. What other possible explanation is there for Devin Brugman emerging from the ocean busting out of a green bikini with a perfect pair of pokies? This must mean that she's the new Bond girl and they've quietly started production down in Miami.

She's gotta have one of those Bond girl names that walks a fine line between clever and ridiculous, like Plenty O'Toole, Holly Goodhead, and of course, Pussy Galore. How about Gazongas McBigBoobs? A little on the nose, I guess. Areola Deecup? Maybe Pokies Reese? That one's for all you baseball fans out there. Man, this is probably why no one has called me to write the new Bond movie. 

You know what, maybe they haven't actually started shooting a new Bond movie and Devin Brugman is just hanging out in Miami looking Hollywood-perfect at the beach. I suppose that seems like the much more logical conclusion to jump to here, but I couldn't help but get excited about the prospect of a new Bond movie finally coming our way. I guess these pictures of Devin looking amazing are just gonna have to tide us over until we get some concrete news. Enjoy!

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News



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