Daniela Ruah

Daniela Ruah Runs Toward You in A Bikini — It’s Just Like Your Dream

I’m sure you have this dream too. Bad-arse brunette Daniela Ruah from NCIS is running toward you, her fit body gives way to a bit of bouncing mammaries as her bikini covered chest puppies flop up and down with each desperate moment to reach you in time for…. in time for what?

Well, as far as in my dream, it would not be appropriate in this family friendly environment to state exactly what happens when Daniela reaches me, but let’s just say, the ‘C’ in NCIS no longer stands for Criminal. As for you, if you happen to be a fan of the entirely inexplicably underrated hottie Daniela Ruah, then, I bet you have a doozy of your own. Enjoy.

Daniela Ruah Wetsuit Hotsuit Filming for NCIS Along the Beach in L.A.

Someday, we’re going to figure out exactly what our extreme attraction is to women in Neoprene skintight rubbery suits splashing about in the water, but, for now, we’re simply going to go with the good feelings tingled up by the likes of underrated hottie Daniela Ruah filming for NCIS along the beaches in Southern California.

The sextastic Portuguese descent thespianic did her best bits of bending, bowing, and hanging ten for the cameras, and for our lust-filled ogling eyes as she took to the water like a mermaid in one of our naughtier dreams about her (in our dreams, that’s not a surfboard she’s holding). Imagining unzipping Daniela from her body suit caused us to partially pass out from future exhaustion. It’s like Minority Report, but with fapping. Enjoy.

Daniela Ruah Hotness Makes Me Want to Commit a Self-Inflicted Crime of Passion

Today, I am so happy. Well, everyday I am so happy; it’s mostly the new medication, working wonders. But, also, because for all your Daniela Ruah lusters, newly formed from NCIS: Los Angeles, or maybe you go way back to her days in the Portuguese language soaps (in which case, you earn extra EgoPoints for sure), we can finally say hello, howdy, and how-do-you-do-hot-mama, by way of the ridiculously sexy Daniela Ruah pictorial in the current Esquire magazine. Oh, how I’d love about fifteen minutes to Criminally Investigate Daniela in all of her skimpy little outfits. Such a hot body. Lots and lots of happiness. Enjoy.