Egotastic
Oh, how the hot women do make men's minds weak with submission. There's no reason to be ashamed of the jelly-kneed decisions we make in the face of utter hotness. It's all part of the sextastic soup that keeps the species intact, even as pride go out the window.
Courtney Robertson is one fine looking Bachelor winner. And, by Bachelor winner, I mean I think she's legally bound or bound by the laws of Reality TV land now to marry the Bachelor dude who was on the show she 'won'. As for the dude, well, checking out these Courtney Robertson bikini pictures from Venice Beach yesterday, it'd be a stretch to call him an unlucky fella, even as he stares into the abyss of matrimony. Just the wedding night alone with a woman who looks like that might be worth all the future Honey-Do lists and complaints about socks being left on the floor and lectures about appreciation. As for me, I'm content just to ogle, the best of both worlds. Enjoy.
Courtney Robertson Bikini Pictures for the Still Very Eligible Bachelorette Win
As you know, with a semi-functioning cerebral cortex still, I have no time for most reality television, so I've never had much time to watch who will fall in fake love each season on shows like The Bachelor. But I guess Courtney Robertson won the show by proving her fake love for The Bachelor so they could wait til the show was over to call off their fake engagement. A ruse is a ruse is a ruse, but that is the point of reality television. It's like buying a professional lady for the evening. At some point, the timer does run out and the compliments go away. So I'm told.
Regardless, we ourselves did fall in lust with Courtney Robertson for mostly just looking so damn good in a bikini, as she proved once again on the beach in L.A. showing off her taut bikini body for the cameras. She may never find true love through a staged television show. And that I suppose is truly sad. But she will find much love here on Egotastic! so long as she keeps that killer body. Enjoy.
COURTNEY ROBERTSON HAS SOME SERIOUS BIKINI SKILLS