Egotastic
Sour grapes from us being banned from the MTV Movie Awards this year? Eh, maybe. But that show, that network, has really sunk to the bottom of the bowl like a turd trying to be first in line to hit the expressway home to the sewer line, which leads to a bunch of rehabbing inane drunkards checking into the Jersey Shore house for the sixth time on the East Coast while a bunch of mostly no-named, faceless rubes were paraded down the MTV red carpet last night and we were told they were fun and interesting and exciting people. Yeah, not so much.
However, MTV being owned by a much larger parent corporation, and still being a churning marketing machine to a teen audience of future postal workers, the studios did gear up some of their A-listers currently in theaters to pimp their wares at the award show, which led to the tremendous silver lining of the hotness likes of Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson and Jenna Dewan and Shailene Woodley and Victoria Justice and Ciara (who we did mostly include because of her sweet boobtastic show). And while the smiles were fake and the words polished, the hot bodies were still very much worth ogling. Enjoy.
Katy Perry and Ciara Body Hugging Suits for Billboard Women in Music Awards
Women in Music is a topic we sure do love, well, not the music side necessarily, but the women of the music world, the sextastic divas, yes, they do deserve accolades. So we too applauded when Katy Cocktease and Ciara both showed up to the awards in some curvy-figure hugging dresses, leaving little to the imagination (although, ironically, when somebody says a dress leaves little to the imagination, that's when men imagine the most).
Katy Cocktease in tantalizing red, Ciara and her vastly under-appreciated body in black, and little room betwixt skin and fabric and just about perfect for curvaceous displays.
It's like music to our eyes. Enjoy.