I know people make fun of me for my vast women’s magazine subscriptions. Go on, chuckle, just like the middle school skate gang that terrorizes me outside my own stoop when I go to retrieve my lady journals. But who has the last laugh when the very first Miley Cyrus topless pictures show up in W Magazine, along with Lara Stone topless, Miranda Kerr barely covered nekkid in the bed, and Cindy Crawford, well, damn. Oh, why not throw in Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley in a see-through bra, Vanessa Hudgens different looking hotness, Milla Jovovich stunning, Rita Ora biting on a bed sheet, and Ciara looking boudoir sextastic.
It’s only one of the finest magazine photo spreads ever. Certainly monumental, epic, and initiating the clarion call for a little private time viewing. Yep, who’s laughing now Mr. Postman, old neighbor lady, skate kids, and mom? You’ve had your fun belittling me through the years. I’ll take my topless wicked hot celebrity photos and my perfume samplers, thank you very much. Enjoy.
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You know I simply refuse to watch this show. MTV doesn’t even cover music anymore, but somehow they still run the pretense of being a voice for popular music and teenaged girls seem to still be buying it. Which means all the big names still need to show up big each year and the divas need their exhibition dues. That is where I pay attention. I care not for what the fashion and wardrobe and accessory set say about the gowns, but I do care to see some of our favorite sextastic celebrities gracing the red carpet of any big awards show.
Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Katy Cocktease, Miley Cyrus, Ciara, Rita Ora, Selena Gomez, and more.
Stay tuned as the red carpet photos from the 2013 Video Music Awards red carpet continue to roll in…
Women in Music is a topic we sure do love, well, not the music side necessarily, but the women of the music world, the sextastic divas, yes, they do deserve accolades. So we too applauded when Katy Cocktease and Ciara both showed up to the awards in some curvy-figure hugging dresses, leaving little to the imagination (although, ironically, when somebody says a dress leaves little to the imagination, that’s when men imagine the most).
Katy Cocktease in tantalizing red, Ciara and her vastly under-appreciated body in black, and little room betwixt skin and fabric and just about perfect for curvaceous displays.
It’s like music to our eyes. Enjoy.
Sour grapes from us being banned from the MTV Movie Awards this year? Eh, maybe. But that show, that network, has really sunk to the bottom of the bowl like a turd trying to be first in line to hit the expressway home to the sewer line, which leads to a bunch of rehabbing inane drunkards checking into the Jersey Shore house for the sixth time on the East Coast while a bunch of mostly no-named, faceless rubes were paraded down the MTV red carpet last night and we were told they were fun and interesting and exciting people. Yeah, not so much.
However, MTV being owned by a much larger parent corporation, and still being a churning marketing machine to a teen audience of future postal workers, the studios did gear up some of their A-listers currently in theaters to pimp their wares at the award show, which led to the tremendous silver lining of the hotness likes of Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson and Jenna Dewan and Shailene Woodley and Victoria Justice and Ciara (who we did mostly include because of her sweet boobtastic show). And while the smiles were fake and the words polished, the hot bodies were still very much worth ogling. Enjoy.
I’m quite certain that my invitation to the fancy Valentino event last night in Beverly Hills got lost in the mail. Surely, I’m on the mailing list for all high end fashiony events. Or perhaps somebody has leaked out the secret that I do most of my shopping at Target, on the sale racks, with my Amazon local discounts printed out on recycled paper. Hey, you can’t get six pairs of gym socks for $9 with the Valentino label sewn in.
Regardless, a number of Hollywood hotties did receive the invitation to pimp out the high-end brand last night, including Kim Kardashian, who we begrudgingly must admit dolls up extremely nice, Spanx and all, Alice Eve who was all kinds of see-throughish, Ciara, who has one of the more underrated best bodies in Tinsel Town, Minka Kelly, who can’t seem to act, but can seem to be super hot, and Aussie sextastic, Teresa Palmer, the hot blonde from, well, a ton of movies, who played that role as well at last night’s event. Enjoy.
Selena Gomez shows cleavage on the cover of Cosmo. (HuffPo)
Ashley Greene gets Lucky. (FoxNews)
Kylie and Kendall Jenner in Teen Vogue. (GossipCenter)
Shailene Woodley, Felicity Jones, Jennifer Lawrence and more Hollywood hotties. (GossipCenter)
Ciara and Maria Menounos get ready for the Superbowl. (Celebuzz)
Kim Kardashian tweets cleavage. (CelebSlam)
Not exactly a lateral move, Elisabetta Canalis. (TheSuperficial)
Damn, Ciara looks good. (Celebuzz)
Happy birthday, Gwen Stefani. (HuffPo)
Shauna Sand vs. Brooke Hogan: Bikini Battle. (FoxNews)
The sequel to Moneyball is way better than the original. (CollegeHumor)
Camille Grammer in a little, black bikini. (TMZ)
Rachel Bilson takes her legs for a walk. (DrunkenStepfather)
Sonic the Hedgehog gets advice from his agent. (CollegeHumor)