Just when you though the little screen was dominating the boobtastic scene, along comes our good and painfully punny friend Mr. Skin, purveyor of the world’s largest catalog of onscreen celebrity skin, to bring us three recommendations for movies you can watch in the comfort of your own man cave this weekend and catch some serious luscious leers.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Catherine Zeta-Jones, currently starring in Broken City, but quite topless in 1001 Nights, Ashley Hinshaw nekkid in About Cherry, now on Blu-Ray, and Lea Seydoux all French and nekkid in Farewell My Queen. Quite the collection of serious celebrity skin. Enjoy.
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Now, color me geo-clueless, but on my way last evening to the Tribeca Film Festival, I somehow got my wires crossed and ended up in an adult cinema on the Lower West Side, and three hours and thirty-seven dollar later after recognizing my boner, err, mistake, I had already missed the Vanity Fair party at the Film Festival which brought out a whole gaggle of hotties showing off their wares.
Thankfully, we got photos. Including Catherine Zeta-Jones, who we see little of these days, but always looks smashing as they say when she comes out to play, Aussie model Nicole Trunfio showing sextastic legs up the wazoo, or very nearly up to her wazoo, Ivanka Trump, who’s pretty hot and very rich, so we lust her, Leelee Sobieski who is ever busty and sweet, V.S. model hottie Jessica White, and barely legal Dakota Fanning make her way into the adult world of evening dress-up that we could not really miss sharing. Quite a party, and you didn’t have to keep putting in quarters to keep it going like at my theater. Enjoy.
Looking good, Catherine Zeta Jones.
It’s been a rough patch for the Welsh brunette hottie, what with Michael Douglas being ill and her own check-ins to the clinics for a little mental rehab times, but one thing you can never take away from a woman — the hotness. It’s like magic for Harry Potter, it never really can be taken away. Innate. Which is why we were excited to see Catherine in a bikini once more, though it’s been some time, and though these photos had to be taken from a unmanned drone spy plane at like 50,000 feet, you still can’t hide the basic goods. And the basic good are still quite good with Catherine Zeta Jones. Ship shape. Enjoy.
Much more Whitney Port bikini pictures. (Celebuzz)
Emma Watson is an official beauty. (HuffPo)
Rachel Uchitel returns her Tiger Woods hush money. (FoxNews)
Ashley Tisdale tightens and tones her killer body. (GossipCenter)
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber crash a Malibue wedding. (TMZ)
Catherine Zeta-Jones reveals some well-aged cleavage. (Popoholic)
Kate Upton + Slow Motion = My Only Plans for the Night. (Break)
This week’s reader finds, well, it’s what you might call super-eclectic. A veritable grab bag of things you’d like to grab. A smorgasbord of sextastic from all corners of the world.
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Catherine Zeta Jones is back to her sexy self. (Celebuzz)
Kate Middleton and her royally cute sister. (TMZ)
Sofia Vergara hot, new swimsuit commercial. (HuffPo)
Anja Rubik overwhelming in underwear. (DrunkenStepfather)
Nothing fancy. Just lots and lots of asstastic. (TheChive)
Karina Smirnoff and Petra Nemcova double-team. (Celebslam)
Rachel Bilson takes off her training wheels. (Popoholic)
Wherever the super hot Catherine Zeta Jones is headed on her vacation, I hope it’s somewhere warm and swimsuit-weathery. Her full breasts and delightfully poking nipples seem to be somewhat stressed out by the brisk New York temps, ready for a little sun-basking relief. We haven’t seen CZJ on here in some time, and, well, we miss her. A fresh set of Catherine Zeta Jones bikini pictures would be a nice way to say you’ve missed us too. We’ll wait by our mailbox. Thanks in advance.
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