I think you already know how I feel about bad-ass UFC star and uncontested champion Ronda Rousey. Oh, how I want her to arm bar my special places until I tap out a happy Coldplay song. Those don’t exist, so it could go on forever. And Caroline Wozniacki, well, tennis isn’t my sport per se, but blonde athletic young women with stellar bodies, that is most definitely my game.
Seeing these two behind the scenes of their SI photoshoots reminds us that women are strong and powerful and beautiful, three simultaneous adjectives that men will never achieve in my eyes, certainly not the last one that ties in so much lust and passion inducement. It takes a confident man to relate to such feminine dominance. I’m not necessarily that confident man, but I’m willing to be the supplicant towel boy who gets a pat on the head and some wicked peeks. Everybody has a role to play in this drama we call the sextastic life. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: “Behind The Tanlines” Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2015
Danish tennis star Caroline Wozniacki showed off her Scandinavian hot bod in a blue bikini in Miami. Because she is a tennis pro she has that skinny but toned build that most of the famous lady tennis players have. That doesn’t stop her from having some pretty spectacular cleavage action in some of the shots where she’s playing football. I would like to be tackled by her. It would be worth the humiliation of being brought down by a woman that probably weighs 100 less than me. Needless to say that her booty is also a sight to behold. All of that running back and forth chasing a ball gives these tennis gals amazing gluts. That’s fancy exercise talk for a firm badonkadonk.
I’ve been meaning to get to those Scandinavian countries to unlock the mystery of why their women are so friggin’ hot. Those chilly nations are really good at creating modernist furniture held together by pegs and allen wrench screws and creating hot blonds. Maybe it’s all the pickled herring?
Oh, blessed Friday. How do you do. We’ve collectively earned ourselves a little R&R on this Easter Weekend (Pesach, for our friends of the even more ancient traditions) and we’re going to start easing into it through a group leer at the bountiful harvest of hotness brought together by the clans for the weekly communal ritual we like to call, Reader Finds.
This week’s figurative juicy ham sandwich comes packed with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr in a beautiful topless beach photo, Eliza Dushku looking as sexy as we’ve ever seen, Alessandra Ambrosio nighttime naughty, Franco-Cannuckian hottie Anais Pouliot artsy topless, Christina Milian panties peek, Belen Rodriguez topless on the beach, Caroline Wozniacki tennis time upskirts, Gemma Merna lingerie amazing, Genesis Rodriguez underwear hot body, Jennifer Lawrence nipple slip, Mila Kunis with her fist in her mouth, Sara Tommasi pantyhose commando flashes, and Sophie Howard hot and topless. It’s a springtime buffet of the boobtastic.
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If you like strong, powerful, Nordic women with racquets, then the Maria Sharapova vs. Caroline Wozniacki semi-final at the S.E. Open yesterday was for you.
The sweat flew. The balls were thrust. The sports bras and panties did stretch and heave. It was poetry in hot wet muscular motions, and it was awesome. Enjoy.