Cara Delevingne is hot as hell for Top Shop. (Drunken Stepfather)
Jenny McCarthy tells us her favorite bachelorette party games. (TMZ)
Miranda Lambert‘s boobies were the only reason to watch the CMAs. (Huffington Post)
Caitlin O’Connor covered topless? Yes, please! (Hollywood Tuna)
Sarah Stephens in lingerie will make your day. (Popoholic)
Ariana Grande‘s new video is effing sexy. (The Superficial)
Hannah Stocking is everyone’s favorite Vine girl. (COED)
Everyone’s favorite girl-on-girl temptress and professional hot person Cara Delevingne is looking hot as F in this photoshoot for Allure Magazine’s October issue. Cara is an incredibly sexy woman, hence why she is like cat nip for curious girls like Michelle Rodriguez. She looks amazing in these pics, even the weird arty ones. But the real news is the two pics in which she is totally nekkid. It’s just some chains or whatever and her in the buff. She’s covered up the best bits but you still get the idea. Cara is thin, but not scary model thin. She’s still got curves in all the right places. I just think she’s really pretty. People give her crap about her eyebrows but I think they are kinda sexy. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a girl with full brows…unless they meet in the middle like Bert from Sesame Street.
I wish I had gone into high fashion photography instead of writing. Then you can be like, “OK, Cara get completely naked and then hold this lock,” and they have to do what you say. Regrets, I have a few.
I’m not sure if my views on Cara Delevingne are influenced by the fact that she’s young and hot and famous and sleeping with a bunch of women who I can only dream of ever bedding in my lifetime. But probably so. It’s a general desire for her model body combined with a respect for her game. She knows something I don’t. I have to admire that. Even while I think about the sea water undressing her from whatever it is she’s pimping in this John Hardy advertising campaign.
As a young successful model and socialite, I’m going to go ahead and imagine she might be a bit of a high maintenance girlfriend. The kind a Michelle Rodriguez might be able to tame while perhaps some of us could not. Nevertheless, her entire world seems rather alluring to me, beginning with her looks rolling around in the sands on the beach. They don’t just pass out those six-figure modeling paychecks to anyone. Cara Delevingne has got some serious skills. Enjoy.
Cara Delevinge all wet and bikinified is a fine thing, my friends. (WWTDD)
Rusell James’ outtake photos of nekkid Candice Swanepoel are AMAZING.(Drunken Stepfather)
Heidi Klum’s funbags hypnotize Howie Mandel. Who can blame him?(Popoholic)
Miley Cyrus wears disrespects the Mexican flag with fake butt and pisses off a whole country.(Dlisted)
Soccer WAG Fanny Nequesha is newly single and bikining.(COED)
The Nina Dobrev leg show continues to mesmerize.(Hollywood Tuna)
Lilit Avagyan Bush doing squats is very pleasant.(Busted Coverage)
Toronto Film Festival really does bring out the hotties from all parts of the globe. Well, Britain, by way of Los Angeles at least. It’s not quite Cannes, then again, it’s not quite as pretentious as Cannes, which means you can ogle the likes of Cara Delevingne and uber-MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale without having to cross your legs and smirk. And, oh, what a pair to ogle.
The fine British lasses of different sextastic generations were decked out for the premiere of Face of an Angel. It could have been called the Body of an Angel That I’d Like to Ravish if you know what I’m saying. But I guess movie titles have to be a little more vague so you see them by accident or when your girlfriend says you should see it it sounds at least okay. I’d pretty much go to any movie with Cara on my left, Kate on my right, and my butter greasy groping hands simply ruining their designer gowns. Dare to dream, my friends. You never know. Enjoy.
Yes, yes, everybody has a yacht but me. I know. Though it only really counts if yours has supermodels aboard, even young supermodels like Cara Delevingne who invited Suki Waterhouse to come hang out on her party boat for a couple of days of smoking cigarettes, suntanning, and whatever is girls do together when battened downing their hatches. Oh, yes, lesbionics!
I can’t be sure about that last bit, though I am quite sure it’s exactly what I’m imagining seeing these two Britty fashionistas strutting about the deck of their ship in little bikinis and lust on their faces. Oh, to be a fly on that cabin wall. I would will myself to live all three days. Lesbionics! Did I mention? Enjoy.
You know I’m a man who loves himself some lesbionics. It is after all ironically the greatest gift to men ever. Or this man. So I’m inclined to believe the rampant speculation and unfounded journalism of our friends at WWTDD who are basically calling Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne joint kayakers to the Isle of Lesbos, if you catch my obvious drift.
I don’t know if all of that is true. Clearly the last girl Cara went yachting with was Michelle Rodriguez, and, well, okay it was true in that instance. I do know Selena was looking all kinds of nipply minxy moist and booty-inspiring in her one-piece white swimsuit, in contrast to Cara who went with the model bikini, as both leapt off the side of their yacht into the Mediterranean waters. It sure looks fun. All of it. Every little lesbionic loving part. I’m either jealous or aroused or both. I’m so confused, in a good day. Enjoy.