Cara Delevingne

Cara Delevingne Is Downright Sultry In Allure Magazine

Everyone's favorite girl-on-girl temptress and professional hot person Cara Delevingne is looking hot as F in this photoshoot for Allure Magazine's October issue. Cara is an incredibly sexy woman, hence why she is like cat nip for curious girls like Michelle Rodriguez. She looks amazing in these pics, even the weird arty ones. But the real news is the two pics in which she is totally nekkid. It's just some chains or whatever and her in the buff. She's covered up the best bits but you still get the idea. Cara is thin, but not scary model thin. She's still got curves in all the right places. I just think she's really pretty. People give her crap about her eyebrows but I think they are kinda sexy. Ain't nothin' wrong with a girl with full brows...unless they meet in the middle like Bert from Sesame Street.

I wish I had gone into high fashion photography instead of writing. Then you can be like, "OK, Cara get completely naked and then hold this lock," and they have to do what you say. Regrets, I have a few.

Cara Delevingne Wet and Sextastic for Fashion Pimping

I'm not sure if my views on Cara Delevingne are influenced by the fact that she's young and hot and famous and sleeping with a bunch of women who I can only dream of ever bedding in my lifetime. But probably so. It's a general desire for her model body combined with a respect for her game. She knows something I don't. I have to admire that. Even while I think about the sea water undressing her from whatever it is she's pimping in this John Hardy advertising campaign.

As a young successful model and socialite, I'm going to go ahead and imagine she might be a bit of a high maintenance girlfriend. The kind a Michelle Rodriguez might be able to tame while perhaps some of us could not. Nevertheless, her entire world seems rather alluring to me, beginning with her looks rolling around in the sands on the beach. They don't just pass out those six-figure modeling paychecks to anyone. Cara Delevingne has got some serious skills. Enjoy.

Cara Delevingne and Kate Beckinsale Shining Sextastic at TIFF

Toronto Film Festival really does bring out the hotties from all parts of the globe. Well, Britain, by way of Los Angeles at least. It's not quite Cannes, then again, it's not quite as pretentious as Cannes, which means you can ogle the likes of Cara Delevingne and uber-MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale without having to cross your legs and smirk. And, oh, what a pair to ogle.

The fine British lasses of different sextastic generations were decked out for the premiere of Face of an Angel. It could have been called the Body of an Angel That I'd Like to Ravish if you know what I'm saying. But I guess movie titles have to be a little more vague so you see them by accident or when your girlfriend says you should see it it sounds at least okay. I'd pretty much go to any movie with Cara on my left, Kate on my right, and my butter greasy groping hands simply ruining their designer gowns. Dare to dream, my friends. You never know. Enjoy.

Cara Delevingne and Suki Waterhouse Bikini Aboard a Yacht in Ibiza

Yes, yes, everybody has a yacht but me. I know. Though it only really counts if yours has supermodels aboard, even young supermodels like Cara Delevingne who invited Suki Waterhouse to come hang out on her party boat for a couple of days of smoking cigarettes, suntanning, and whatever is girls do together when battened downing their hatches. Oh, yes, lesbionics!

I can't be sure about that last bit, though I am quite sure it's exactly what I'm imagining seeing these two Britty fashionistas strutting about the deck of their ship in little bikinis and lust on their faces. Oh, to be a fly on that cabin wall. I would will myself to live all three days. Lesbionics! Did I mention? Enjoy.

Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne Taking the Wet Swimsuit Nipple Poking Plunge (And Sapphic Plunge As Well?)

You know I'm a man who loves himself some lesbionics. It is after all ironically the greatest gift to men ever. Or this man. So I'm inclined to believe the rampant speculation and unfounded journalism of our friends at WWTDD who are basically calling Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne joint kayakers to the Isle of Lesbos, if you catch my obvious drift.

I don't know if all of that is true. Clearly the last girl Cara went yachting with was Michelle Rodriguez, and, well, okay it was true in that instance. I do know Selena was looking all kinds of nipply minxy moist and booty-inspiring in her one-piece white swimsuit, in contrast to Cara who went with the model bikini, as both leapt off the side of their yacht into the Mediterranean waters. It sure looks fun. All of it. Every little lesbionic loving part. I'm either jealous or aroused or both. I'm so confused, in a good day. Enjoy.

Cara Delevingne Topless for Lesbionic Maritime Makeout Session with Michelle Rodriguez in Cancun!

 

Be still my Sapphic lusting lusting heart. It's one thing when I get to see the lesbionic lovemaking portrayed by two thespianics on screen that might not be super real, even if super hot. But when two of our sextastic favorites ladies fall in deep furry burger fun time together, well, that's enough to bring a crocodile tear to this jaded man's Dunkin Donut clogged arterial chambers.

Cara Delevingne, she of the fast rising supermodel star with the bushy eyebrows and the fashion model body, and Michelle Rodriguez, or general bisexual horny girl and movie fame, have fallen into a special kind of romance. Now, we get to see the blossoming of their affections, and Cara quite topless, on their makeout beach vacation to Cancun. I'm going to guess making out is not the full extent of their time back in the hotel room together. I've already drawn out over 118 different possible coupling play time games for the girls when the sun goes down. But when the sun is out, it's just topless playtime on the beach in Cancun, much to their squealing delight. Oh, trust me, I'd be squealing too just watching. Enjoy.

Cara Delevingne Is Black and White and Topless All Over for Interview with a Hottie

 

I'm not precisely sure why everybody and anybody in the fashion modeling world is trying to book Cara Delevingne these days. Maybe it's those noteworthy eyebrows, her friendships with the upper echelon of the celebrity world, or maybe it's just that wicked hot body she is not shy about showing off as a young European model. I like to think it's the latter, with just a touch of the eyebrows on the assist.

In this Peter Lindbergh shot pictorial for Interview magazine, Cara shows that she doesn't need any color in her visuals to provide for the blue you might feel south of your equator when imagining rolling around with her on the floor of some castle in the Highlands. Or or maybe that's red in the face or green with envy, a whole range of colors felt when spying on this little vixen in wardrobe position just rightly so, as in mostly off her model body. I could get used to a girl like Cara. I just couldn't possibly afford her. Here's to ogling! Enjoy.