Cara Delevingne

Cara Delevingne Covered Topless in Jewels

I believe this is actually a jewelry ad? Maybe just accessorizing in general as Britty young it girl model Cara Delevingne doesn’t seem to be wearing much else. Not that that’s a bad thing. It surely allows us to see more of what she’s really selling which is her bare sextastic and model allure, that special quality that makes men want her and women want to buy from her. Though with Cara, it also makes women want her, or vice-versa, as her lesbionic reputation continues to grow out in the modeling world and the deep recesses of my libido.

Cara is one of those unique looking girls that perhaps doesn’t fit the classic definition of statuesque model beauty, but certainly has an appeal all her own. As connected as she is, these merch pimpers would not be paying her top dollar to hawk their wares were she not super effective in her rolling around half-nekkid skill set. She seems to be doing fine from where’s I’m standing, err, sitting, err, hunched around my computer monitor. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: John Hardy

Cara Delevingne Models New Topshop

Cara Delevingne, that hot young whippersnapper with the heavy brows and the penchant for other hot ladies (lesbionics! pardon me) took another round of modeling Topshop wear for the Brit’s top retail establishment for young women with disposable income and a penchant to be hip. I am none of those things, but I can still appreciate a beautiful young woman pimping them to everyone else.

Cara Delevingne has become quite the ‘it’ girl for fashion shows and retail pimping. She and Kendall Jenner are also apparently moving in together. So naturally I need to rent the flat next door and begin drilling holes. I’m kidding. I’d never do such a thing, or at least never admit it. I wonder if they’ll shower together. The world (minus me) may never know. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: TopShop

Cara Delevingne Wears Lingerie For DKNY

I do so happen to lust Cara Delevingne. I have the sneaking suspicion she would not be my favorite girlfriend ever, but for one night of unbridled passion with a socialite turned model turned lesbionic lover to so many other young socialites turned models, yes, I’d say please and shed fake tears about my deceased cat as necessary to make it all happen.

To better explain myself, I just grabbed a couple of Cara’s latest lingerie pics for DKNY. The NY stands for New York. I believe the DK stands for Delicious Knockers. I could be wrong. But I know I’m right about my feelings for Cara. I’d like to think she feels the same way toward me, even as she hands me the keys to her ride thinking I’m a parking attendant. Not so bad really. Free joy ride and the scent of Cara. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: DKNY

Cara Delevingne Dances In Her Underwear For Nowness

I’m not sure what this modeling gig is, I only know that Britty hottie young model Cara Delevingne has a fifty-fifty shot of landing the gig. Any gig. She’s so professionally on fire at the moment that her face and her body are everywhere, including in her undies for this Nowness campaign.

Say what you will about the various unique looks of various models, they don’t get hired repeatedly unless they are selling blessedly well. Nobody pays your six-figure rate just to be polite. Cara Delevingne is one of the ‘it’ girls and I suppose young women want to own everything she wears. That’s power. And in her panties and bras, that’s power worth ogling. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Nowness

Cara Delevingne Upskirt Panty Flash in London

Everyone’s favorite saphic beauty, Cara Delevingne, was showing off her panties at a party in London. She was wearing a sort of semi-see-through top that barely covered her nips with some decorative strategically placed flowers. The rear of the top was missing so you could see the lovely curve of her back. Luckily for us, the skirt was very short and you know what that means. There is just no way to get in and out of a car in a skirt that small without flashing some panties. It’s as inevitable as the sun shining and the birds singing. Paps know this and are ready to snap those crucial entering and exiting a car pics. At least she was wearing underwear. How many upskirts have we shown where you can see the lady’s crotchecological region in full view?

I love me some Cara. Maybe it’s because I can envision her in all kinds of scenarios with all of the ladies she’s seduced over the years. I call them Jack’s Happy Thoughts.

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Cara Delevingne Sexy For Top Shop And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Cara Delevingne is hot as hell for Top Shop. (Drunken Stepfather)

Jenny McCarthy tells us her favorite bachelorette party games. (TMZ)

Miranda Lambert‘s boobies were the only reason to watch the CMAs. (Huffington Post)

Caitlin O’Connor covered topless? Yes, please! (Hollywood Tuna)

Sarah Stephens in lingerie will make your day. (Popoholic)

Ariana Grande‘s new video is effing sexy. (The Superficial)

Hannah Stocking is everyone’s favorite Vine girl. (COED)

Cara Delevingne Is Downright Sultry In Allure Magazine

Everyone’s favorite girl-on-girl temptress and professional hot person Cara Delevingne is looking hot as F in this photoshoot for Allure Magazine’s October issue. Cara is an incredibly sexy woman, hence why she is like cat nip for curious girls like Michelle Rodriguez. She looks amazing in these pics, even the weird arty ones. But the real news is the two pics in which she is totally nekkid. It’s just some chains or whatever and her in the buff. She’s covered up the best bits but you still get the idea. Cara is thin, but not scary model thin. She’s still got curves in all the right places. I just think she’s really pretty. People give her crap about her eyebrows but I think they are kinda sexy. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a girl with full brows…unless they meet in the middle like Bert from Sesame Street.

I wish I had gone into high fashion photography instead of writing. Then you can be like, “OK, Cara get completely naked and then hold this lock,” and they have to do what you say. Regrets, I have a few.