Oh, you crazy Jenner girls, and Kardashian girls, and Cara Delevingne, how you do love to get noticed when you hit the town and the hotspots and all the places I’m sure are bars but somehow still let teen celebrity girls carouse provided they are dressed much older.
Kylie Jenner in a pair of shorts so tight they might get everybody arrested led the pack, along with model sister Kendall Jenner showing off her long model legs, Khloe Kardashian flashing her Funions to the greatest extent possible, and Cara Delevingne just looking fashionably hot and waiting to see what girl she’d be taking home tonight. This gaggle of girls is quite different from the motley crew I typically hit the town with. For one, the Kardashians rolls with much greater skin shows. Also, a pack of paparazzi ten deep and ten wide. They’re like a rolling Vegas revue. Legs, buns, ta-ta’s, it’s all there in a line. You simply can’t miss this show. Enjoy.
I got so many positive responses last week to my little bit about what I was watching online on a Sunday evening, I decided to give you my list again. Granted, the bulk of that positive response came in emails from my Uncle Steve followed by, can you help me out with a few bucks, but I like to think his compliments were independently valid. I like sharing. It makes me feel like I’m part of a global campaign to help people see more hot women. If the UN had any legitimacy, I would already be named an ambassador.
As to what I’ve been watching the past several hours, well, how about Candice Swanepoel oiled and glittery booty, Beyonce bikini body hot in her Standing on the Sun video, Stephanie Pratt showing off like a naughty schoolgirl for the Brits, and Doutzen Kroes teasing in black lingerie and stockings. As you can tell, my tastes are diverse. I invite you to share in my virtual playlist. Enjoy.
We saw the one promo picture of these three see-through nymph models earlier this week. Why not end the week peeking into the full Vogue spread of the next generation of hot British supermodels. The early 20′s something Suki Waterhouse, Cara Delevingne, and Georgia May Jagger. All British blue bloods in their own right. All extremely good looking sextastic young models who designers are choosing to pimp their shmata on the runways of Europe. What does it all mean? I’m not sure, I just know I like looking.
Some day I’ll have my own fashion magazine and get trios of alluring nubiles half-nekkid for shoots in my studio. Of course, the models and their agents might wonder why the magazine never seems to print any issues. I’ll remind them it’s mostly Free Standing Inserts into newspapers in small Eastern European towns. Also, those I keep for my personal use. Still, not a bad circulation for 2015. Oh, bring on the lovelies! Enjoy.
Every now and then a photo comes along that reminds me of why I got into the business of naughty day dreaming. This new teaser for Vogue featuring young models Suki Waterhouse, Cara Delevingne, and Georgia May Jagger is just one of those photos. From the gap teethed down the nekkid covered bodies to the fuzzy heels, there’s nothing about this picture that I don’t absolutely endorse. Well, perhaps the fact that Cara’s taken my place. But, being a semi-realistic dreamer, I can live with the fact that this show is going to mostly be about watching. Girls, you have no idea how big I tip, provided you’re not good at converting U.S. dollars in your noggins. So desperately hot. Please, don’t stop. Enjoy.
Cara Delevingne really is on top of the world these days. Big time modeling gigs for this already famous heiress. Not to mention she seems to be scoring young chicks faster that Leo DiCaprio and Bradley Cooper combined. Why not let the world in on your contentment in a short dress and some sexy boots even in the London winter. It’s cold over there, but our ogling hearts do need warming, and a sextastic young woman in boots always toast my personal cockles.
Cara was on her way to being featured in the Burberry fashion show. I believe I can afford one finger of one glove being featured at the event. I know which finger I’d put it on too. But leering doesn’t cost a thing. I’m not sure if this was truly a benevolent gift or a mere fashion statement, Cara. I’ve decided I don’t really need to know. Enjoy.
I’m not even sure how to explain this one. I think it mostly tracks the story of Cara Delevingne and her lesbionic romp through much of sextastic Tinsel Town of late. She’s putting her little kisses and furrowed brow mark between the sheets with many of the loveliest young ladies of Hollywood these days. Herein my jealousy lies second to my desire to see pictures of these Sapphic activities.
I’m not sure how involved Cara is in corrupting the Kardashians, if that’s even a thing that is earthly possible, but she does engage them in her own wet and touchy feeling jumpy grabby pictorial for Love magazine. This periodical is Kardashian crazy, and they certainly dig Cara, so the chance to have her lightly molesting Kendall Jenner and Kim Kardashian I suppose was too much to not start snapping. It is quite the unique set of photos of some wanton ladies being all kinds of, well, wanton. My hats off to the photographer for fine us of gymnastics in erotic works of art. Enjoy.
If Kim Kardashian was a super hero her super power would be the ability to stop men dead in their tracks with her mighty cleav. Once again Kim K proved that no one does boobage like her as she and her sisters Khloe and Kendall and Cara Delevingne attended a Sam Smith concert in LA. She was wearing a tight bustier top that pushed her funbags up into a pleasing cleavage revealing shape that is oh so delectable. Seriously, if there were such a thing as the boob equivalent of the Pepsi challenge, I would bet on Kim’s yum yums over anyone else. Khloe was also looking pretty friggin’ hot in a pair of skin tight leather pants that showed off her greatest asset, her legendary booty. Kendall wasn’t dressed in anything revealing but she’s still my boo, as the kids say.
Say what you will about the Kardashian/Jenner clan, they sure know how to get people’s attention with their sexiness. That’s a skill too, you know.