Well, Neymar, you did lose the World Cup and hurt your back, but Bruna Marquezine in her bikini on your yacht in Ibiza seems like a fairly nice consolation prize. All I got after the World Cup was about three bucks in recycling returns. Bruna seems like a bigger win.
Bruna Marquezine lists herself as a teen actress and I’m not sure about the acting part, but the barely legal status seems to be verifiable. As does the Sudamericana booty Bruna was showing off in her skimpy bikini bottoms. I have to respect Neymar for going solid rump in his selection of pretty much any young model in the world he could have as his girlfriend. Being an ass-man speaks to integrity. Bruna, you are so much better than a silly tin cup. I’d take a flop on the pitch for you any day. Enjoy.
And, by girlfriend, I mean the girl the Brazilian soccer star officially dates, because let’s be honest, 22-year old multimillionaire professional athletes aren’t the most monogamous types. And, let’s not judge them so harshly on that, shall we.
This is Bruna Marquezine. She’s a hot girl in Brazil who’s on some TV show you don’t watch, but suffice it to say, she and Neymar are an item for now. I’d call him lucky because I’d kill to be in his place, although I know it’s probably Bruna who feels lucky to be a Brazilian girl who has snagged a Brazilian soccer god especially during this year of the World Cup in their home country. That will pretty much make her royalty this summer. Her and that magically large thumper of hers. Okay, yes, I’m feeling the jealousy starting to kick in. Must go. Enjoy.