Miranda Kerr sexy cover photo. (GossipCenter)
Lindsay Lohan future prisonmates are chomping at the bit. (SocialiteLife)
Is there a bun in the Jessica Simpson oven? (HuffPo)
Did Ashton Kutcher knock up January Jones? (FoxNews)
Brown eyed girls. (TheChive)
Bridget Marquardt complete costume collection. (TheSuperficial)
Have an asstastic birthday, Kim Kardashian. (theFABlife)
Selena Gomez new video. (Idolator)
Bridget Marquardt busts out of her Halloween costume. (Celebuzz)
Julianne Hough has always been hot. (HuffPo)
Rooney Mara pierced nipple. (FoxNews)
Ashley Tisdale hits the gym. (GossipCenter)
The dirty secrets of Miley Cyrus. (TMZ)
Ladies showing monster cleavage. (TheChive)
Selena Gomez sports some awesome cleavage. (Popoholic)
Jessica Stroup beach upskirt. (SocialiteLife)
Minka Kelly and the sexiest ladies on TV. (HuffPo)
Mariska Hargitay in a green swimsuit. (TMZ)
Taylor Swift causing some controversy? (LaineyGossip)
Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders in bikinis. (TheChive)
Bridget Marquardt and I should get a room. (Celebuzz)
Superhero sex moves. (CollegeHumor)
When any of The Girls Next Door alums get down to tiny outfits (or less), I feel compelled to look. There are many things you can say about the likes of Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson, or, in this case, Bridget Marquardt, and not all of these things make for great tea-time conversation with your grandma, but there is no denying these sexy celebrities have the bikini body business down to just about a near perfect science. These behind the scenes photos of Bridget Marquardt modeling a pink bikini (and, let us not forget, pink ranks #2 on the Egotastic! bikini color hotness chart) are a nice visual resume builder for the Playboy pictorial veteran. Enjoy.
While I give credit to Billionaire Barbie for her charitable ways, real charity comes from the heart, the chestal area, and, in this case, I really could've used a full-on wardrobe malfunction as opposed to just a cleavetastic flash. Nevertheless, Billionaire Barbie was up to her finest looks at this weekend's Red Cross Red Tie fundraiser so I'm giving her the win for the evening, ahead of other red-dressed hotties that included Fergie (who I'm keeping on the hot list, but some concerns are being raised as the girl looks like she needs a vacation), girl next door, Bridget Marquardt, and Catriona McGinn, who is basically just the girlfriend of Mark-Paul Gosselaar (aka Zack Morris) but who keeps appearing on red carpets and Hollywood events and is pretty darn hot so I'd like you all to meet her. Enjoy.
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Bridget Marquardt, Coco, and JWoww Bring the Deep Cleavage to Halloween in Vegas
There is nothing more sinful than Halloween in Sin City, where the theme is always boobs boobs and more boobs, and what better threesome to represent pure Vegas-shtick funbaggery than the threesome of Bridget Marquardt, Coco, and J-Woww, each delivering their own brand of the cleavetastic, costume style, at various points of party pimpitude along and off of The Strip. Fishnets and headwear seemed to be part of the mandatory costume elements, along with the seductive lollipops, but nobody in this here encampment is going to think less of you, if like me, you're just staring at Halloween hooters. Enjoy.