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Ireland Baldwin Rocking that Bikini Right!

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Tex Hollywood - May 7, 2020

Ireland Baldwin looks great in bikini photos. I know that she's 6 foot tall, which is VERY tall for a girl. I mean a traditional girl, not the new definition of girl where anyone can be a girl. Also, stating that a girl at 6 feet tall is tall is based on data on the average height of girls which is no where near 6 feet tall and it is in no way meant to be the evil misogynistic patriarchy trying to push women down by saying they can't be 6 feet tall if they don't want to be. It's also not being ignorant by saying that a 7 foot tall NBA player can't make the transition to be a women. It is just that we are talking averages here and with those averages, Baldwin is tall.

Ok, now that we've cleared that up, we can focus on what matters and that is that Ireland really gets the short end of the stick. While her cousin is marrying popstars like Bieber with no prenup, basically setting herself up in the event there is a divorce, we're talking 100s of millions of dollars headed her way. Not to mention, she's out finally being treated like the celeb she's been wanting to be because of her marriage to Bieber, which in a way is not very feminist and is very traditional gender role. It's this generations version of Eleanor Roosevelt. Strong and Independent but people only care because of who she's married to.

So as the girls of her age are out there winning, Ireland, who was on Instagram before all of them, doing the bikini thing, is either forgotten, not used by brands, and when she does make media appearances like at her dad's roast, used as a punchline.

It's like, give Ireland a break here. She's a babe, she's got something to offer, but at the same time, her parents are celebrities, they have money, she'll be well taken care of while having all the time in the world to take bikini pics. So I guess it all works out in the end.



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