Egotastic
Granted, there's a lot you can do with photos post-production by way of modern day software. Heck, in my last Christmas family photo with all seventeen of my court-attributed illegitimate children from around the world, the guy at Sears was kind enough to Photoshop a smile on my face and a Great Dane laying at my feet to give me the look of humanity. It was a stretch, but considering the deep discount coupon I was using, I appreciated his extra effort. So, yeah, these lingerie pictures of the crazy busty Billie Faiers of The Only Way is Essex fame from our friends at Nuts are slightly glamorized, but they're still pretty damn effin' hot.
Women always complain about how women in magazines are so airbrushed that they're unreal. Well, little secret, first off, they airbrush women far more for women's magazines than they do for men's eyeballs. And, second, men are not deep thinkers when it comes to viewing sextastic women. We can work around a few reality violations without knee jerk skepticsim ruining our, well, above the knee jerking. Enjoy.
Billie Faiers Lingerie Pictures Just in Time for Christmas Cleavage Spectacular
It's been another solid year of boobtastic contributions from the girls of The Only Way Is Essex, just big ole funbags in all manners of display. But perhaps no display finer than TOWIE Billie Faiers in her cleavetastic lingerie appearance in Nuts magazine.
Now, you know we love glorious funbags, we so desperately dig hot British birds, and we are abnormally large fans of lingerie, so when you mix the three together, we've got little to say but 'thank you, Santa'. Enjoy.