It’s been another solid year of boobtastic contributions from the girls of The Only Way Is Essex, just big ole funbags in all manners of display. But perhaps no display finer than TOWIE Billie Faiers in her cleavetastic lingerie appearance in Nuts magazine.
Now, you know we love glorious funbags, we so desperately dig hot British birds, and we are abnormally large fans of lingerie, so when you mix the three together, we’ve got little to say but ‘thank you, Santa’. Enjoy.
Granted, there’s a lot you can do with photos post-production by way of modern day software. Heck, in my last Christmas family photo with all seventeen of my court-attributed illegitimate children from around the world, the guy at Sears was kind enough to Photoshop a smile on my face and a Great Dane laying at my feet to give me the look of humanity. It was a stretch, but considering the deep discount coupon I was using, I appreciated his extra effort. So, yeah, these lingerie pictures of the crazy busty Billie Faiers of The Only Way is Essex fame from our friends at Nuts are slightly glamorized, but they’re still pretty damn effin’ hot.
Women always complain about how women in magazines are so airbrushed that they’re unreal. Well, little secret, first off, they airbrush women far more for women’s magazines than they do for men’s eyeballs. And, second, men are not deep thinkers when it comes to viewing sextastic women. We can work around a few reality violations without knee jerk skepticsim ruining our, well, above the knee jerking. Enjoy.
Thanks to a bunch of EgoReaders who would like to remind everyone that for all my lust of various The Only Way is Essex hot reality trained monkeys, I’ve completely overlooked and under-reported on the hotness of one Billie Faiers, sister of the often more televised Sam Faiers, but one helluva hottie in her own right.
And, while you don’t need to know the details of her drinking and partying and buxom blonde hottie ways, you should pay attention to her revealing and memorable lingerie photos from our friends at Nuts who capture the TOWIE naughtiness with sheer silky perfection. At least, I’m on my eleventh view of these photos here and I can’t find a flaw. Enjoy.
Oh yes, our most favorite time of the week, our four-times monthly Christmas as we see it, the moment at which Kismet meets Karma meets a whole lot of hot celebrity skin thanks to the Magellan like circumnavigation of the nekkid celebrity world at the hands of our own Readers, digging deep and wide for some shots of the deep and wide to share with their millions of peers. I think I’m going to cry.
This week’s Reader Finds includes the newly discovered talents of Eniko Mihalik on full display, equally luscious breaking big model Nina Agdal topless, Elizabeth Gillies exceptionally hot, Brittney Palmer sexy re-creation of Showgirls poses, musically inclined Skylar Grey sideboob, TOWIE sister Billie Faiers topless swimming pool party, Hannah Simone slipping nip on New Girl, Stacy Keibler fine-arsed, Renee Olstead cleavetastic, and Saskia de Brauw model hot and flashing puppies. It’s all so profoundly non-puritanical.
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