Bethenny Frankel

Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures Flashing Skinny Mom Sideboob in Miami

By Bill Swift | January 2, 2014 @ 9:40 am

Bethenny Frankel in a Bikini on Miami Beach

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You may know Bethenny Frankel from her various diet and lifestyle books you've never read, her reality shows you've never watched, or her new daytime talk show that somebody you know's wife once told you she saw once. Or, just from our various depictions of Bethenny in wardrobe malfunctions or in her bikinis on the beach in Miami during her vacations and long weekends off from New York.

While we're well aware that Bethenny has had the assistance of some skilled physicians in the enduring ogle-worthiness of her body into her 40's and mommyhood, we still admire what lies beneath the wide-brimmed hats. I suppose at some point we'll stop covering Bethenny, but that will be the day after she stops flashing her sideboob in a tiny bikini along the beach. We do have our responsibilities to the general public, after all. Enjoy.

DESPITE THE STUPID HATS, BETHENNY STILL PUTS ON A VETERAN BIKINI SHOW

Bethenny Frankel White Bikini Pictures in Miami

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Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures Red for Reality Mom Recognizability

By Bill Swift | August 14, 2013 @ 9:07 am

Bethenny Frankel Red Hot Bikini on the Beach in Miami

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There are these occasional moments when we must stop and recognize one of the 40-something Bravo reality stars for their holding up nicely talents that are more often than not shown off on or around Miami Beach, where middle something women with high-end plastic surgeons do go to be seen. And see Bethenny Frankel we did. I didn't have the time or inclination to read up on all her personal life drama that I'm sure is the talk of tabloids and discussed by women over Starbucks coffee and biscotti, but I always have the time to leer at a 40-something mom in a tiny red bikini showing off both her healthy lifestyle and her science supported fine female form.

Yes, I know it's not all Bethenny, but there's no reason why a successful woman can't get a little assistance form modern medicine. A good part of the goods are still being maintained from working out, a controlled diet, and finding that perfectly bright red bikini to make sure everybody notices the work therein. Enjoy.

BETHENNY LOVES TO SHOW OFF HER BODY IN MIAMI, WE KINDLY OBLIGE

Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures in Miami

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Bethenny Frankel Goes Green for Day 2 of MILF Bikini Oversized Sunglasses Floppy Hat Time

By Bill Swift | April 23, 2013 @ 10:28 am

Bethenny Frankel Wears a Green Bikini to a Pool in Miami

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When they rebuilt Bethenny Frankel, they sort of did a number all around, which is why the oversized sunglasses. But there's no denying there's something about this 40-something mom bikini body that is quite stellar. Frontside and dumpside. And Bethenny Frankel knows it. Which is why she's playing in the pool in another tiny bikini despite being the demographic of a PTA President. Not that we'd ever stop a hot-bodied mom from her desire for public adulation, let alone private time appreciation.

So, Bethenny, keep it up. We are truly having fun on your vacation. Enjoy.

Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures Because Hard Work Deserves Attention

By Bill Swift | April 22, 2013 @ 12:49 pm

Bethenny Frankel Boobs in a Purple Bikini in MIami

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Okay, so that would be mostly the hard work of her plastic surgeon, but reality TV star and newly divorced mom, Bethenny Frankel wasted no time in hitting Miami and showing off her finely sculpted, as it were, 40-something MILF body in a tiny blue bikini.

I'm not exactly sure what the women who buy all her books and products and shows see in Bethenny Frankel, but I know what I see. I see the fine skills of a boy or girl who grew up wanting to be a doctor to change the world, but then later decided that paying off their med school bills and their first Mercedes might have to come first. Enjoy.

BETHENNY HITS MIAMI WHEN IT'S TIME TO SHOW OFF HER CRAFTED BODY

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Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures Take Us Down Under With a Reality Show Mom (That Dudes Can Appreciate)

By Bill Swift | February 20, 2013 @ 8:43 am

Bethenny Frankel Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Sydney

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First, our forever warning. Beware of women with large hats and oversized sunglasses on the beach While the wearer will assure you the nature of their wardrobe is for sun protection, many a man at the beach has been fooled into thinking he's chatting up Bo Derek along the surf, only to discover upon removal of hat and glasses that he's been delivering his best pickup lines to a gal who looks like his middle school P.E. teacher, the one who wore the dolphin shorts and seemed particularly interested in making sure you showered properly whilst he twiddled his mustache.

That being said, and caveats of the crazy, plastic surgeried and botoxoed faces of approximately 99.89 percent of all women on reality television, we still do get a junior league thrill out of seeing 40-something Bethenny Frankel in her bikinis wherever the mom takes her latest vacations. In this case, Bondi Beach in Sydney, for a little demonstation of the power of a good diet, strict workouts, and a little nip and tuck to keep a veteran mom looking more than peekable in her bikini on the beach.

We must admit to having little clue as to exactly what Bethenny Frankel does, I'm sure some of you ladies do know, but we do know she does mom-in-bikini-on-the-beach pretty darn well. Enjoy.

BETHENNY FRANKEL UPSKIRT FLASH FOR A REAL HOUSEWIFE PANTIES PEEK

Bethenny Frankel Upskirt While Out in New York City

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Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures Might Just Show Enough Cleave to Overcome the Floppy Hat and Sunglasses

By Bill Swift | November 27, 2012 @ 11:27 am

Bethenny Frankel Shows Off Her Body in a White Bikini in Miami

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As you know, Egotastic! rule #721 clearly states that more often than not, you must beware of women in large hats and oversized sunglasses for whatever your little mister is telling you about hotness, once the accessories are removed, you might be staring face to face with somebody who looks like your Great Aunt Maddy. And if your Great Aunt Maddy looks like my Great Aunt Maddy, you're going to wish you had read rule #721 before finding yourself alone in a hotel room with the former Ms. Hottie in the sunglasses and floppy hat.

Having said that, we just had to share these bikini pictures of reality TV star and mom, Bethenny Frankel, who I'm told millions of the ladyfolk admire for her ladylike skills at something or other, and who we can now admire ourselves in some form or fashion thanks to these bikini pictures from her Thanksgiving holiday vacation. There's a little something something going on. Enjoy.

LAST YEAR WE DID GET TO SEE BETHENNY FLASH HER PANTIES IN N.Y.

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Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures Are Backside and Frontside Kind of Ogle-Worthy

By Bill Swift | February 28, 2012 @ 11:52 am

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Granted, if you don't watch Real Housewives of New York (secretly or openly) and you're not a big follower of natural food cooks and cookbooks, then you probably have no real idea who Bethenny Frankel is. But, I bet your wife or girlfriend does.

And, now, you can see this former Apprentice contestant and New Yorker reality star in her best possible look, a white bikini flashing her working mom girl bottom and top down in Miami on holiday, with just her, her family, and a million and one paparazzi snapping her every shake and bend. Bethenny Frankel is no S.I. Swimsuit model, but for a 41-year old fairly new mom, yeah, we're leering. Enjoy.