Bethenny Frankel

Bethenny Frankel Goes Green for Day 2 of MILF Bikini Oversized Sunglasses Floppy Hat Time

When they rebuilt Bethenny Frankel, they sort of did a number all around, which is why the oversized sunglasses. But there's no denying there's something about this 40-something mom bikini body that is quite stellar. Frontside and dumpside. And Bethenny Frankel knows it. Which is why she's playing in the pool in another tiny bikini despite being the demographic of a PTA President. Not that we'd ever stop a hot-bodied mom from her desire for public adulation, let alone private time appreciation.

So, Bethenny, keep it up. We are truly having fun on your vacation. Enjoy.

Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures Because Hard Work Deserves Attention

Okay, so that would be mostly the hard work of her plastic surgeon, but reality TV star and newly divorced mom, Bethenny Frankel wasted no time in hitting Miami and showing off her finely sculpted, as it were, 40-something MILF body in a tiny blue bikini.

I'm not exactly sure what the women who buy all her books and products and shows see in Bethenny Frankel, but I know what I see. I see the fine skills of a boy or girl who grew up wanting to be a doctor to change the world, but then later decided that paying off their med school bills and their first Mercedes might have to come first. Enjoy.

Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures Take Us Down Under With a Reality Show Mom (That Dudes Can Appreciate)

First, our forever warning. Beware of women with large hats and oversized sunglasses on the beach While the wearer will assure you the nature of their wardrobe is for sun protection, many a man at the beach has been fooled into thinking he's chatting up Bo Derek along the surf, only to discover upon removal of hat and glasses that he's been delivering his best pickup lines to a gal who looks like his middle school P.E. teacher, the one who wore the dolphin shorts and seemed particularly interested in making sure you showered properly whilst he twiddled his mustache.

That being said, and caveats of the crazy, plastic surgeried and botoxoed faces of approximately 99.89 percent of all women on reality television, we still do get a junior league thrill out of seeing 40-something Bethenny Frankel in her bikinis wherever the mom takes her latest vacations. In this case, Bondi Beach in Sydney, for a little demonstation of the power of a good diet, strict workouts, and a little nip and tuck to keep a veteran mom looking more than peekable in her bikini on the beach.

We must admit to having little clue as to exactly what Bethenny Frankel does, I'm sure some of you ladies do know, but we do know she does mom-in-bikini-on-the-beach pretty darn well. Enjoy.

Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures Might Just Show Enough Cleave to Overcome the Floppy Hat and Sunglasses

As you know, Egotastic! rule #721 clearly states that more often than not, you must beware of women in large hats and oversized sunglasses for whatever your little mister is telling you about hotness, once the accessories are removed, you might be staring face to face with somebody who looks like your Great Aunt Maddy. And if your Great Aunt Maddy looks like my Great Aunt Maddy, you're going to wish you had read rule #721 before finding yourself alone in a hotel room with the former Ms. Hottie in the sunglasses and floppy hat.

Having said that, we just had to share these bikini pictures of reality TV star and mom, Bethenny Frankel, who I'm told millions of the ladyfolk admire for her ladylike skills at something or other, and who we can now admire ourselves in some form or fashion thanks to these bikini pictures from her Thanksgiving holiday vacation. There's a little something something going on. Enjoy.

Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures Are Backside and Frontside Kind of Ogle-Worthy

Granted, if you don't watch Real Housewives of New York (secretly or openly) and you're not a big follower of natural food cooks and cookbooks, then you probably have no real idea who Bethenny Frankel is. But, I bet your wife or girlfriend does.

And, now, you can see this former Apprentice contestant and New Yorker reality star in her best possible look, a white bikini flashing her working mom girl bottom and top down in Miami on holiday, with just her, her family, and a million and one paparazzi snapping her every shake and bend. Bethenny Frankel is no S.I. Swimsuit model, but for a 41-year old fairly new mom, yeah, we're leering. Enjoy.

Bethenny Frankel Flashes the Real Panties of New York

I try so hard, so hard to make the ladies and closet Real Housewives watchers happy on here by bringing in some of their faves (that's Bravo talk for 'favorites') to Egotastic!, but I tell you, it's a chore. So much makeup, plastic surgery, and unhappily aging housewives masked behind Botoxian Zombieland faces. It's hard. But, every now and then, something pops up that takes us down the shlock reality hole and into a land of at least some visual delights. Today, Real Housewife alum Bethenny Frankel and a a quite delightful view of her perfectly white panties beneath a short pink dress as she exits a car to go pimp this or that to ladies who become visibly excited and red in the cheeks when shopping. Enjoy.

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