Angela Simmons

Angela Simmons Bikini Red Hot Stars Booty Time

The bikini Angela Simmons wore out onto the beach in Miami seemed perfectly suited for a 4th of July celebration. But given we’re still in March, I’ll just assume Angela is super patriotic year round, that or she knew this red, white, and blue stars two piece flattered her curvaceous body and that asstastic ever so perfectly. Not a covering of material so much as a cradling of material that flashed her twin cheeks of chewy goodness without having to go full thong.

Angela routinely amazes and astounds our ogling sensibilities every time she steps out in a bikini that seems structured, yet impossibly too small for her big girl body. It’s the kind of sight that almost makes me wish I had paid attention in school so I can explain it with science. But what I lack in formal understanding, I try to make up for with sheer passion and fandom. And I am currently giving Angela Simmons four stars and a standing ovation for her cheeky cheeky bum bum efforts on the beach. Enjoy.

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Angela Simmons Shows Off Booty In A Swimsuit On The Beach In Miami

Professional hot person and daughter of Rev Run Angela Simmons had her tremendous talents on display in a red swimsuit on the beach in Miami. The swimsuit had “This Bod’s For You” written on it and let me say on behalf of men everywhere: thank you. Angela has a pretty amazing rack and there is definitely some excellent cleav to be had in these pics. But it is in the booty department that Angela has really got it going on. I do so love a curvy butt. I wouldn’t know what to do with some stick figure with a flat behind. But Angela has the kind of booty that a man can snuggle up to and go to sleep. The kind of booty you want to take home to meet your parents.

She’s also bendy, which implies all kinds of hidden abilities that I for one think she should explore more. Oh, and make sure there is a photographer there to document it.

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Angela Simmons Bikini Curvy Bodied Birthday Showtime in Miami

I don’t know exactly what ‘real woman’ means, but many men and ladies use it to describe a girl with a little meat on her bones, as opposed to many of the in need of a sandwich and pronto celebrities we often see sweating until the Pilates shop closes up for the evening. If that’s the case, then Angela Simmons is all real woman. The full bodied and curvy celebrity scion and reality show participant was showing off her lovely two hands full of lady sextastic on the beach in Miami over her birthday weekend.

We’ve seen Angela several times now on South Beach in and out of the water. Each time we are quite allured by her squeezably lust-inducing frame. I love women in all shapes and sizes and colors and nationalities and any other characteristic you might name. Mr. Happy digs diversity big time. So he tells me as I sleep. Angela, happy birthday. Keep on keeping on in this little bikinis. Enjoy.

Angela Simmons Bikini Stroll Along the Beach Has Me Reminiscing

Consider me a big fan of Angela Simmons. I’m not sure what this second generation celebrity does in between her minor reality shows, but it mostly seems to be hanging out at the beach in her bikini, which sounds just about perfect to me. We wouldn’t benefit much from her getting a job in an office somewhere.

No, Angela and her sweet bikini body and full booty belong in a two piece promenading through the sand for all onlookers to look on. We’ve been in lust with Angela for a couple years now, a passion that grows with each additional skin revealing exhibition. When she actually shows off her backside, we even get a little weak in the knees. You’re more than alright, Angela. You’re downright delicious. Enjoy.

Angela Simmons Working the Boo-Tay in Miami

I don’t care what anyone says, a lady needs a little junk in the trunk if she wants to get with me. I mean, I’m still waiting for the day the ladies are actually lining up to get with me, I know it’s coming, but, when that blessed day arrives, I hope there’s some serious badonkadonk swishing left and right in that line.

Angela Simmons has got back. And she knows it needs a little fine tuning around the no-edges, so she took to Miami Beach in some stretch pants to work that healthy butt. And, we watch. And watched and watched. I think that’s what we’re supposed to do. Angela’s got a great beginning there, like a slab of marble from which to carve David. I’d sure love to lend her my chisel (hey, now!). Enjoy.

Angela Simmons Bikini Curves Flaunt the Big Booty in Miami

if you happen to believe that a sextastic celebrity asstastic should require at least two full hands to squeeze in order to be so named in the first place, then you’ll dig Angela Simmons playing on the beach in Miami, her two full cheeks not even being contained by her bikini bottom.

I know we often feature tight little butts on Egotastic!, but we know the strong contingent out there for the serious booty calls. Angela Simmons has got it working on the backside, the front side, and pretty much every ogle worthy position in that little bikini of hers. Enjoy.

Angela Simmons Bikini Pictures Depict a Birthday Girl With a Very Happy Body

If you got it, flaunt it. And why the eff not on your birthday. So thought (and we approved) Angela Simmons as the reality show starlet and second gen celebrity talent flashed her true talents on Miami Beach on her birthday, in a tiny bikini showing nearly every bit of her curvy beach body.

Now, we could be crass and call for a peek at Angela’s birthday suit on her birthday, and, trust me, we did so in private letters to her leading up to her special day this week, but we can also appreciate a girl who just looks fine atop the sand, her full chest and two-hands-worth of bottom like a lighthouse signaling oglers that it’s time to turn on the mental image cameras, a little deposit in the bank for a rainy day. And deposit we did.

Happy Birthday, Angela Simmons. You brought your own gifts to the party. Good on you. Enjoy.