Andie MacDowell

Andie MacDowell and Daughter Sarah Qualley Form a Mother-Daughter Model Fantasy of the Mind

By Bill Swift | November 6, 2012 @ 9:10 am
Andie MacDowell and Daughter Sarah Qualley Takes a Walk in Venice
Andie MacDowell and Daughter Sarah Qualley Takes a Walk in Venice
Andie MacDowell and Daughter Sarah Qualley Takes a Walk in Venice
Andie MacDowell and Daughter Sarah Qualley Takes a Walk in Venice
Andie MacDowell and Daughter Sarah Qualley Takes a Walk in Venice
Andie MacDowell and Daughter Sarah Qualley Takes a Walk in Venice
Andie MacDowell and Daughter Sarah Qualley Takes a Walk in Venice
Andie MacDowell and Daughter Sarah Qualley Takes a Walk in Venice
Andie MacDowell and Daughter Sarah Qualley Takes a Walk in Venice
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Let me say this, imagining making the sexy with a mother and daughter is some kind of crazy taboo fantasy better left unspoken in polite company. Throw in the fact that the daughter is still a couple months away from legal in the Golden State, and I wouldn't even mention it to my probation officer in passing. And, yet...

Seeing veteran model Andie MacDowell and her younger model daughter, Sarah Qualley strutting down the streets of Venice, well, it was only a matter of time (3.2 seconds) before our minds were racing with all sorts of possibilities of dating the mom when daughter accidentally walks in on us mid 9 1/2 Weeks taste testing in the kitchen or the dangerous love triangle that forms when mom finds out we are dating her too young daughter and feels a mixture of jealousy and a need to do whatever it takes to make us quit seeing her daughter. What could possibly go wrong? Enjoy.

SARAH QUALLEY'S FIRST BIG MONEY MODELING GIG AT SIXTEEN
Sarah Margaret Qualley In Her Big Parisian Photoshoot
Sarah Margaret Qualley In Her Big Parisian Photoshoot
Sarah Margaret Qualley In Her Big Parisian Photoshoot
Sarah Margaret Qualley In Her Big Parisian Photoshoot
Sarah Margaret Qualley In Her Big Parisian Photoshoot
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Cannes Finally Closes, But Not Before Some Supreme Cleavage from Virginie Efira

By Bill Swift | May 29, 2012 @ 1:17 pm
Virginie Efira Brings Out Her Cleavage atClosing Ceremony in Cannes
Kylie Minogue in a Blue Plunging Dress at Closing Ceremony in Cannes
Andie MacDowell and Daughter Sarah Margaret Qualley at Closing Ceremony in Cannes
Kylie Minogue in a Blue Plunging Dress at Closing Ceremony in Cannes
Virginie Efira Brings Out Her Cleavage atClosing Ceremony in Cannes
Kylie Minogue in a Blue Plunging Dress at Closing Ceremony in Cannes
Andie MacDowell and Daughter Sarah Margaret Qualley at Closing Ceremony in Cannes
Virginie Efira Brings Out Her Cleavage atClosing Ceremony in Cannes
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I can't believe it'd finally over. The tuxedos have been put away, the red carpets rolled-up, the cinematic snobbery, well, that actually isn't going anywhere. But the Cannes Film Festival finally ended after it's 10-day or so run of celebrity hotties watching movies about dudes in foreign languages searching for kites, or shoes, or their uncle.

But it went out with a bang, at the closing evening event, in large part, or parts, to Belgian actress Virginie Efira, who was all kinds of cleavetastic in a dress cut so low it doubled as socks. And we loved it. And made Virginie a name we will not soon forget. In addition to this Flemish funbag wonder, other highlights of the closing ceremonies include Kylie Minogue, veteran diva flashing some cleave, and a refined hot looking Andie MacDowell playing dressed-up mama bird to her teen ingenue daughter, Sarah-Margaret Qualley, and given me some mother-daughter fantasies that certainly must be illegal in most every industrialized nation. But, fun. Enjoy.

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Reese Witherspoon and Andie MacDowell Clean and Hot at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes

By Bill Swift | May 28, 2012 @ 8:25 am
Reese Witherspoon is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Andie MacDowell is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Reese Witherspoon is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Andie MacDowell is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Reese Witherspoon is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Andie MacDowell is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Andie MacDowell is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Reese Witherspoon is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
Andie MacDowell is Cleavy at ‘Mud’ Premiere in Cannes
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This was the big wrap up weekend to the hottie and snotty fest in the South of France known as the Cannes Film Festival, and it went out with a sextastic bang in a bunch of events we'll be picking our favorite hotties from, including the premiere of the movie Mud, which saw the Cannes entrance of super busty hot preggo Reese Witherspoon who looked all kinds of with-child with-hotness.

Now, I know women don't actually glow when pregnant, but when you're a hardcore ogler with a hardcore thing for pregnant good looking women, well, you might find yourself glowing a bit checking out Reese on the red carpet.

And, a very special shoutout to Andie MacDowell, who sort of kind of bugs me in most every movie role she's in, but there's no denying that she looks damn fine for 54, and we won't even get into the blessing she passed on to her young model daughters (just kidding, we're going to get into that for sure today as well).

Now, there's a good chance you're never going to see any of the movies winning all the awards at Cannes this year, because these are some obscure, non-commercial cinematic mofos, but, let's never forget the fountain of sextastic celebrity that gets turned on every year for this shindig, and reason alone we already can't wait for the 61st one next May. Enjoy.

REESE IN A TANK TOP, SHOWING OFF HER GIRLS
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Andie MacDowell, How Much For Your Two Hot Daughters?

By Jon | August 2, 2011 @ 10:18 am
Andie MacDowell and Daughters Rainey Qualley and Sarah Margaret Qualley Out in NYC
Andie MacDowell and Daughters Rainey Qualley and Sarah Margaret Qualley Out in NYC
Andie MacDowell and Daughters Rainey Qualley and Sarah Margaret Qualley Out in NYC
Andie MacDowell and Daughters Rainey Qualley and Sarah Margaret Qualley Out in NYC
Andie MacDowell and Daughters Rainey Qualley and Sarah Margaret Qualley Out in NYC
Andie MacDowell and Daughters Rainey Qualley and Sarah Margaret Qualley Out in NYC
Andie MacDowell and Daughters Rainey Qualley and Sarah Margaret Qualley Out in NYC
Andie MacDowell and Daughters Rainey Qualley and Sarah Margaret Qualley Out in NYC
Andie MacDowell and Daughters Rainey Qualley and Sarah Margaret Qualley Out in NYC
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I don't mean to be crude, but, modeling work has been slowing down for Andie MacDowell lately, though still a hotter veteran MILF, so, well, I'd like to purchase her two hot daughters. There's Rainey Qualley, uber-hot early 20-something up and coming model and actress, and Sarah Margaret Qualley, teen cutie who is perhaps not yet of the age where one can be bought or sold, so, I'm willing to throw in a few extra shekels to make the paperwork process without too many probing questions. What do you say, Andie? I've got excellent credit and a very well constructed bunk bed. Enjoy.

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