Anais Zanotti

Anais Zanotti Bikini Body Perfection on the Shores of Miami

When Anais Zanotti comes out to bikini play, she comes to win. There's not an single angle of her where you don't see a taunt to the potential competition, bring it on other bikini clad hotties, because my body will kick your body's ass. Or, maybe smooch it softly to candlelight if this were a perfect world.

Anais has simply perfected the fine art of fine bikini booties on the beach in Miami. That's no easy field to dominate. The hot thumpers along that piece of shoreline originating from all parts of the world is tremendous. But Anais more than holds her own. Oh, that I could hold her own as well. That is so high on my bucket list. Anais, just a squeeze for a gentleman ogler who needs a happy checkmark? Dare to dream when your fantasy girl struts right by in a tiny bikini. Enjoy.

Anais Zanotti Licks the Cream from the End of Summer’s Cone

Today it's official autumn. At least according to my Farmer's Almanac. Time to get the potatoes in the ground before first frost. Or, when it drops below 80 here in Los Angeles.

While summer speaks of hot girls and bikinis and tanlines and splishy-splashy wardrobe malfunctions, perhaps nothing better represents the sextastic summer than wicked good looking girl licking ice cream cones. Thanks to Anais Zanotti, summer is not going out quietly. The French model and stunt woman and all-around teasing woman with those come hither and snap my thong eyes surely knows how to make a dessert treat last in her mouth. That takes skill. And practice. And my dirty mind. You may substitute yours as you see fit. Happy Fall. Enjoy.

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Anais Zanotti Bikini Snorkeling Blow Holes of Intense Wet Booty Hotness

I'd watch Anais Zanotti do her laundry in a bikini and be content all the live long day. Especially when she gets down to washing her intimates, I must add. But the sight of the French sextastic stunt woman and model hitting the underwater parts of the planet blue in nothing but a two piece and a snorkel and mask, well, that has me thinking all kinds of Bond girl underwater doing the dirty fun time dreams.

Anais has firmly planted her sextastic bikini body flag on Miami Beach this past year, providing oh so many wonderful ogle worthy skin filled views. Now she's departing the beach for the underseas environs to give the fishes s little glimpse into the heaven that awaits them should karma bring them back as humans.

Anais Zanotti Bikinis On The Beach In Miami

French model and sexy person Anais Zanotti looked incredibly hot in a teeny tiny bikini on Miami Beach. Her massive jugs could barely be contained by the paltry fabric of the bikini top. The result is a massive amount of sideboob and underboob. You get a real preview of the whole show. Her French pastries sure look delicious, if you get my meaning. What I'm saying is that her boobies are extraordinary. The bikini bottoms also show off almost the entirety of her perfect curvy booty. I like her butt quite a bit. Unlike a lot of models with flat derrieres, Anais has just the right amount of junk in her trunk. As the great philosopher Sir-Mix-A-Lot once said, "My anaconda don't want none unless she's got buns, hun." Words to live by.

The unfortunate thing is that because she is French you just know she wants to whip that top off at the beach but isn't allowed to because of our prudish topless laws. Thanks a lot, government.

Ana Braga and Anais Zanotti Bikini Hot BFFs Inspire My Beach Dreams

Why ever dream small? Seeing the BFF hotties international style Ana Braga and Anais Zanotti on the beach in their little bikinis barely covering their desperately curvaceous bodies always gets me to thinking about how the three of us could have such fun times locked away in some mountain top chalet or stranded on a desert island or perhaps the first three human to colonize Mars. In any and all instances there's a bear skin rug involved and me applying lots of emollients to the girls skin to keep them moist and soft. Then a bunch of other stuff happens you won't typically read about in your space mission or stranded castaway tales and that I can't repeat here because this is a family oriented site. But, suffice it to say, many laws of civilized society are broken, with abandon.

Another day, another couple of sextastic models flashing their outrageously hot cans on the beach. Sometimes I ask myself how can I be so fortunate to live in such a time and place. Then I get myself a slice of pizza and a cold beer and make it even that much better. Enjoy.

Anais Zanotti and Tahiti Cora Hot Bikini Booties in Miami Beach

Oh, hello two of my loveliest lovely bottomed bikini hotties in Miami.

Anais Zanotti and Tahiti Cora wore matching thong bikinis to the beach I guess in a coordinated effort to make men suffer that much more while staring down their absolutely perfect curves and thumpers that must have been built in a factory in heaven by a guy who absolutely loves hot butts. The leg spreading front-side selfies are really just the icing on the tanned and oily and body perfect cake. Oh, to have a slice of that sugary treat. Very well done, Anais and Tahiti. Please, don't rest on your laurels. Or thongs. There is so much left to give. Enjoy.

Anais Zanotti Bikini Body Perfection in Pink and Hot on Miami Beach

Anais Zanotti has perfected the fine art of making men crank their necks into a crick as she passes by them on the beach in her brightly colored bikinis. It's those wicked curvaceous funbags, that even more dangerous taut big booty, and everything in betwixt and between that creates stellar business for the chiropractic industry along the South Florida coast. They really out to give Anais some kind of BBB commendation for her DD's.

Anais latest lust inducing incarnation came in pink in a bikini that somehow remained together, even under the stress of her lady cans. I could stare at Anais' thong clad thumper for hours. But that might be considered rude. So I limit myself to 45 minutes, like with the fitness equipment at the gym when people are waiting. I am after all a gentleman. A gentleman with a sore neck. Enjoy.