Alyssa Arce

READER FINDS: Olivia Wilde Boobtastic, Dianna Agron Nip Slip, Alyssa Arce Topless Dreams, and Much Much More…

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Hello happy Reader Finds day. Friday. A day of great hope and opportunity. Also, the day I’m taking my taxes to H&R Block so they can laugh and ask me if that’s really all I make. Those bastards simply aren’t tactful. I feel like Carrie at the prom. But nothing can spoil my mood when it comes time to open up the velveteen purse strings and birth the weekly goodies provided by you, the readers, to all of us, also readers. It’s the most glorious of gifting parties and it happens here weekly without a hint of selfish concern. It’s what gives me hope for humanity’s future. Also, tons and tons of hot celebrity skin.

This week’s Reader Finds includes the delightfully hot mammaries of Olivia Wilde pre-baby and marriage days (thank you to EgoReader ‘Arness), sweet hot model Thais D’Lima quite see-through to the funbags (much ado about hotness from ‘David M.’), Sigourney Weaver topless in one of her latter day roles (Sig’s sea monsters thanks to ‘Evan’), Rinko Kikuchi topless through torn top (titillations via ‘Owen J.’), more looks at belusted Reese Witherspoon topless and booty in Wild (oh, my, these mammaries stick around, from ‘Benjamin’), and more looks at Dakota Johnson being spanked topless in 50 Shades (BDSMagnificas courtesy of ‘The David’), hot model Lada Kravenchko braless and sweet to the sight (lovely young thing dropped off by ‘Darren E.’), throwback to 70′s siren Kay Lenz topless (au natural natties via ‘Stephen’), Kate Winslet topless making the sexy (bulging Brits thanks to ‘Elaina’), Juno Temple topless in a siren’s sexy role (love me my Temple topless, kudos ‘Aaron’), Jackie Swanson topless in the under-appreciated opening moments of LW1 (so tender are her nuggets, provided by ‘Lenceion’), Hailey Clausen bikini ta-ta’s behind the scenes of SI (water plus hot girl plus boobtastic equals epic, thanks ‘Dave T.’), my future wife Edita Vilkeviciute topless in one awesome short silly art film (my bridal treats looking finer, via ‘Scott’), Dianna Agron nip slip, seems to be real (twin thanks to ‘David M.’ and ‘Thomas’), what might just be topless naughty sex pics from Diana McCollister of the new A&E show, Neighbors with Benefits (thank you, ‘Anon’), Charlie Riina my newly belusted in quite the sextastic pose downs (kind snaps from ‘Ellington’), and last, but heavenly not possibly least, the bodaciously bosomed Alyssa Arce topless behind the scenes of her Playboy automobile fun time video. Are any of these must-sees? These are all must-sees. You must make the time. It’s sort of your duty to check out this booty. Enjoy.

Alyssa Arce Is Black and White and Almost Nekkid But Definitely Hot All Over

If it’s true that black and white photography helps the viewer respond more intently to the subject matter of the photo rather than the distractions of color, then I have to say, Alyssa Arce and her magnificently alluring female form is one fine selection for a black and white expose.

Featured in this Dominic Petruzzi pictorial, the Playboy hottie and all around delicious model delight shows a coquettish side to her feminine guiles that is warming my cockles to about eleven hundred degrees Kelvin. I think that’s hot, I can’t remember. Needless to say, Alyssa, we can create our own colorful symphony from the melodic combinations of our breathless and sweaty lovemaking aerosolizing into the strata. I’ll probably do most of the sweating, you just do what you do best, lay all feline and passion inducing wise. You and your outstanding body do it ever so well. Enjoy.

Alyssa Arce Sexy in Galore Magazine Summer 2014

Sextastially hot model Alyssa Arce took some prob active pics for Galore magazine. She wears a series of swimsuits and skimpy clothing. First of all, let me state the obvious: she has a spectacular pair of funbags. They are like two ripe melons that I would like to suckle on. She looks curvy and perfect in a swimsuit. In the pics with the short cutoffs display her long silky legs.

But the best picture is the one with her naked and covered topless. Sweet Jesus, she is freakin sexy. I’ve been staring at this pic for half an hour. There is a pool of drool on the table like a panting dog on a hot day. Ew.

Alyssa Arce See-Through Boobs in Lingerie

Alyssa Arce happens to be one of my favorite Playmates ever. And not just because her last name rhymes with arse. In my mind, they are even closer than that.

You’re going to want to see the see-through lingerie pictures of Alyssa on WWTDD. Her sweltering hot funbags are just about the finest on this planet, and potentially several other planets once she and I rocket into space on a 3 year journey in a tiny capsule built like a motel bedroom. That is the dream. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Cindy Crawford Nip Slip, Selena Gomez Camel Toe, A Ton of Orange is the New Black Topless, and Much Much More…

Alyssa Arce Sexy Photos
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People often ask me what the Reader Finds email bag looks like. Well, it’s made of black crushed velvet, sewn together by the virgin hands of girls who have never known sin. There’s a red draw string to signify the blood sweat and tears that go into your contributions. Also, because red was the only color they had at the store. And, finally, it’s perfumed regularly with the aroma of vanilla and sweat extracted from the purloined towels of hot female celebrities at the Equinox gym. The aroma alone could render you a drooling mumbling idiot. At least, that’s my excuse. Well, let’s open it up and see what we find…

(Credits to follow shortly, suffice it to say, this is damn awesome)

Alyssa Arce Is Black and White and Topless Beautiful Funbags Hot All Over

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It’s unfair to say I’d love a girl merely because she has some ridiculously hot funbags. If you throw in the fact that she has a killer body and all over lust inducing good looks, then, yeah, who am I to say I’m immune to confusing primal passion with romance. I am like most men, we’re not so good at distinguishing the two.

Alyssa Arce topless with her friends by the water is almost too much to bear. The black and white photoshoot by Leonardo Corredor is an homage to hot topless bathing beauties with boobtastic appeal. Because it’s black and white, you know it’s art. Because it’s Alyssa Arce flashing her stunning udders, you know it’s art for guys. I like when things are simply hot. Enjoy.

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Alyssa Arce Bikini Photos Are Barely Contained Busty Bits of Bikini Perfection

Look out, ladies, this Miami Beach competition just got super real with the addition of Playmate Alyssa Arce and her arseful of complete bikini goodness. When Alyssa steps into the ocean, the ocean says thank you. I’m pretty sure I heard it. I know I would be more than grateful for Alyssa Arce in her barely containing big curvy body bikini entering my personal space. My waves would white cap.

The record number of wicked hot model bodies on Miami Beach this Spring season is bested only by the amount of drool that’s accumulated on the carpet beneath me ogling it all. It’s truly been one ridiculous show of fine female forms. When you add water, it goes to a whole new level of something I like to call bliss. Enjoy.