Alison Brie

Alison Brie Sextastic in Teasy Swimsuit for Esquire

Alison Brie doesn't really get enough love. I know you lust her as the attainable girl next door, while I see her as the female plumber who comes to fix my tub drain clogged oddly with Jelly Bellys, we all have our Alison Brie dreams. But she just never gives us much to work with in terms of being lazy men who'd rather not have to do all the work with our eyes and imaginations. Until now.

The good folks at Esquire have an amazing new spread of Alison, all kinds of teasy fun time in her swimsuit by the pool. It's not quite naughty, but it's not quite innocent either. I think that might just be the perfect note for Alison. A little naughty good girl inspiration. Enjoy.

Be sure to read the full Alison Brie interview with Esquire.

READER FINDS: Maria Menounos Sexy, Bombshell McGee Wearing Just Ink, The First Lady of France Topless, and Much Much More…

 

Let's get right to the goodness that is our communal virtual lovemaking by way of sextastic media that we call Reader Finds. That once a week experience where we all throw the best of the rest into the fire and warm our collective cockles. It is a joyous time indeed.

This week's Reader Finds includes Maria Menounos flashing her sexy times ten, Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee with little on but her ink, Carla Bruni, the First Lady of France, in a topless classic photo, UFC Ring Girl Chandella Powell in a blast from her adult film past, Vanessa Hudgens self-published gun and cheekiness, Alison Brie in a nearly see-through top, China Chow in a definitely see-through top, Candice Swanepoel sexy as a brunette, model Bar Paly flashing her guns, Emma Stone flashing a hint of the sideboob, hot hot Helena Mattson in a lingerie pictorial, Lacey Chabert all cleavy and wonderful, Maryna Linchuk teasy sexy, and Sophie Howard topless in bed. A bundle of babes. 

Gabrielle Union Big Globes and Other Things to Ogle

Globes
Gabrielle Union looking hot in pink. Read More »
Hottest Ever?
Jennifer Aniston named the hottest woman of all time. Read More »
Sports Gal
Bonnie-Jill Laflin puts the fantasy in fantasy league. Read More »

- Is Rainey Qualley Hollywood's hottest daughter? (HuffPo)

- Bonnie-Jill Laflin, hot ESPN chick. (FoxNews)

- Is Jennifer Aniston the hottest woman of all time? (GossipCenter)

- Gabrielle Union looking super fine. (Celebuzz)

- Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs try to save their school. (CollegeHumor)

- New movie with Elizabeth Banks, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez and Anna Kendrick. (TheFABlife)

- The hottest sex scenes of the year. (Ranker)

READER FINDS: Leilani Dowding Topless, Classic Lindsay Lohan Bikini Shots, Zoe Saldana Nip Peek, Kim Kardashian Almost Boob Slip, Mo’ Marion Cotillard Topless, and Much More!

 

Holy crapoli. This has to be the biggest bevy of Reader Finds we've ever had, and certainly one of the best. You people have been working hard this week at not-working on what you're supposed to I mean, but blessedly sharing with your fellow Egotastic! road travelers the fortunes from your journeys.

This week's mega Reader Finds includes Leilani Dowding quite without a top, Kim Kardashian almost falling out of her dress, Cindy Crawford in a classic topless pose, Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures from pre-over-party days, Aly Michalka just looking ridiculously hot, Zoe Saldana baring a boob in Colombiana, Alison Brie flashing panties on TV, Vanessa Hudgens flashing the sideboob, Elizabeth Gillies groping Ariana Grande, and even more pictures of the big mama boobs of Marion Cotillard on set. Wow.

LESBIONICS: Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs Lingerie Sexy Naughty in GQ

What to say about sexy dual minxes Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs from Community posing all faux-lesbionic for GQ magazine? Words are hard to find when your fantasy becomes reality right before your eyes. Here are the girls words from their interview:

ALISON:
“With a shoot like this, you’re negotiating these positions together: ‘Can you move your crotch a little to the left? Really get it up there.’ ”
GILLIAN:
“The next day we were texting each other: Are you sore, too?’ ”
ALISON:
“When you’re having sex with someone, it really is similar to putting yourself out there and saying, ‘I think this is funny and I hope you laugh.’ ”
GILLIAN:
“Fake it till you make it. That’s what my drama teacher used to say.”
ALISON:
“I don’t think she was talking about sex.”
GILLIAN:
“The episode where I made out with my supposed lesbian friend was the first time I’d kissed a girl. I was terrified.”
ALISON:
“Aw, Gil! You should have let me know! We could have practiced!”

Wow. Just, wow. Enjoy.

Hunger Pangs

Jennifer Lawrence tough and sexy new role. (GossipCop)

First peak at Minka Kelly and the other Angels. (HuffPo)

Kate Upton and more in bikinis and lingerie. (FoxNews)

Alison Brie looking busty. (Popoholic)

Vanessa Hudgens joining Dianna Agron? (PopEater)

Arnold Schwarzenegger meets his son. (Break)

Girls going braless. (TheChive)

Hayden Panettiere and Emma Roberts Lead List of Hotties at Scream 4 Premiere

Emma Roberts. Courteney Cox. Hayden Panettiere. Aimee Teegarden. Kristen Bell. Anna Paquin. Alison Brie.

No, that's not an excerpt from my nightstand dream diary last night, that was the assemblage of sexy celebrity talent on hand for the premiere of Scream 4 last night, the fourth installment in the probably kind of tired horror franchise, re-invigorated by a heavy infusion of sexy women. A couple veteran faces, a couple up and coming hotties, it's a nice mix of the sextastic for your midweek premiere viewing pleasure. Enjoy.

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