Alison Brie

Alison Brie Comes Out to Play in Vanity Fair

Alison Brie Hot in Vanity Fair Magazine June 2014
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Alison Brie rarely makes a photographic appearance in any alluring form, this despite having that girl from the schul next door type of alluring quality that make so many men want to virtually date her. Or at least, get to the end of the third date quickly where you make those sad kitten eyes and pretend it’s not all about sex. Anyhow, whether it be on Community or Mad Men, Alison has built up a small army of lust heads who rarely get open opportunity to ogle her in her revealing lady form.

Appearing in this month’s Vanity Fair, the rather discreet Alison Brie gives at least a little something something for the silent majority of happy pants fap-timers to take with them into their libidinal vaults for another three months of strenuous activity. I guess there’s something to be said for the demure girl who doesn’t show too much, and that thing would be, Please show more! Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Jessica Pare Topless, Kate Upton Bikini, McKayla Maroney Asstastic, and Much Much More

 
Alison Brie Sexy in Photoshoot for Men's Health October 2010
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It is my pleasure each Friday to open up the reader email bag, let out a little of the odiferous contained within because we don’t clean out the email bag all that often, and reach my hand in for the jewels that lay beneath. A plethora of precious gems in the form of sextastic celebrity skin of today and yesteryear both. Just knowing how much time you wasted at work searching for these darlings makes my job all the more worthwhile. I do realize I am one of the reason productivity is down in the world, but, happiness is up, so it’s a reasonable tradeoff.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Alison Brie looking mighty fine for Men’s Health (thank you to EgoReader ‘Dave H.’), Vanessa Paradis topless in not one, but two French works of cinema (merci merci out to ‘Wendy’), Yvonne Strahovski sexy Chuck selfies (chucked over the fence by ‘Damon’), Clare Grant hot and nekkid (to this honor owed ‘Chet G.’), Kyla Estrada topless modeling goodness (much obliged to ‘Lizzy’), Meghan Falcone topless in Californication (‘Walter’ had this one nailed), Madison Welch topless in stills from a Zoo video (good show by ‘Ian I.’, Kate Upton modeling bikinis for Beach Bunny (cleavy goodness via ‘Jeff’), Jessica Pare topless on the silver screen (a boob full of goodness from ‘Stricker’), Brooklyn Decker sextasic modeling pics (‘Thomas’ picked this up on the way over), Teri Hatcher also topless not once but twice for thespianic glory (throwback boobtastic by ‘Lenny’), Kelsey Hardwick bare boobtastic on camera (contributed quietly by ‘Rohes’), Elizabeth Berkley Showgirls epic nekkidness (a bit of the classic from ‘Jimmy’), Lucy Lawless topless for the glory of Rome (vox populi sounded by ‘Terry F.’), Katy Cocktease showing off deep cleavage in early concerts (‘Elliot’ saw fit to discover this), Britney Spears just a babe in Rolling Stone (mmm, young Britney by ‘Mel H.’), Kate Upton modeling little bits of lingerie (more Kate goodies via ‘Transpo’), Violante Placido topless and emerging from the water (wet and bare treats from ‘Jess’), Nicole Kidman hot bare booty (down under thunder from ‘Miller’), more Katy Cocktease behind the scenes of Roar (oh, those funbags from ‘Teezer’), Hannah Furguson see-through boobalicious from SI shoot (thank you kindly ‘Wheels’), Keltie Knight covered nekkid for PETA (absorbed and redistributed by ‘Michael K.’), Chanel West Coast wicked booty in her new music video (many kudos to ‘Eric’), Olivia Munn cleavetastic at the Met after-party (inspired by ‘Joe M.’), Bianca Beauchamp honoring the Canadiens boobtastically (dropped off by ‘Maynard’), and last, but not at all least, a double shot of McKayla Maroney stretch pants asstastic (from the incredibly busy ‘Anon’). That’s called, good measure. Enjoy.

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Alison Brie Is Just for Me (and Hot in Rhapsody)

I know Alison Brie may not be your cup of tea. Ugh. She’s not for everyone. She floats not all boats, but for those she floats, she reaches pretty epically high. I’m one of them and this innocent but sextastic look at the Mad Men thespianic in Rhapsody magazine leaves me feeling quite lifted indeed.

There’s something about her all-dressed up girl next door thing she’s got going on that reminds me of being a kid and spying on my neighbor’s teen daughter heading off on her dates. I didn’t realize it until I’d grown a bit older than I was fortunate to be living next to the single most promiscuous teen girl in the neighborhood, which would explain why her dates often consisted of her heading out to the boys car and coming back twenty minutes later and hopping out all disheveled. I’d always thought they had gone bowling. Enjoy.

Alison Brie Sextastic in Teasy Swimsuit for Esquire

Alison Brie doesn’t really get enough love. I know you lust her as the attainable girl next door, while I see her as the female plumber who comes to fix my tub drain clogged oddly with Jelly Bellys, we all have our Alison Brie dreams. But she just never gives us much to work with in terms of being lazy men who’d rather not have to do all the work with our eyes and imaginations. Until now.

The good folks at Esquire have an amazing new spread of Alison, all kinds of teasy fun time in her swimsuit by the pool. It’s not quite naughty, but it’s not quite innocent either. I think that might just be the perfect note for Alison. A little naughty good girl inspiration. Enjoy.

Be sure to read the full Alison Brie interview with Esquire.

Alison Brie Cleavy in Wired Magazine April 2013

READER FINDS: Maria Menounos Sexy, Bombshell McGee Wearing Just Ink, The First Lady of France Topless, and Much Much More…

 
Alison Brie Thin Top
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Let’s get right to the goodness that is our communal virtual lovemaking by way of sextastic media that we call Reader Finds. That once a week experience where we all throw the best of the rest into the fire and warm our collective cockles. It is a joyous time indeed.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Maria Menounos flashing her sexy times ten, Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee with little on but her ink, Carla Bruni, the First Lady of France, in a topless classic photo, UFC Ring Girl Chandella Powell in a blast from her adult film past, Vanessa Hudgens self-published gun and cheekiness, Alison Brie in a nearly see-through top, China Chow in a definitely see-through top, Candice Swanepoel sexy as a brunette, model Bar Paly flashing her guns, Emma Stone flashing a hint of the sideboob, hot hot Helena Mattson in a lingerie pictorial, Lacey Chabert all cleavy and wonderful, Maryna Linchuk teasy sexy, and Sophie Howard topless in bed. A bundle of babes. 

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Gabrielle Union Big Globes and Other Things to Ogle

– Is Rainey Qualley Hollywood’s hottest daughter? (HuffPo)

- Bonnie-Jill Laflin, hot ESPN chick. (FoxNews)

- Is Jennifer Aniston the hottest woman of all time? (GossipCenter)

- Gabrielle Union looking super fine. (Celebuzz)

- Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs try to save their school. (CollegeHumor)

- New movie with Elizabeth Banks, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez and Anna Kendrick. (TheFABlife)

- The hottest sex scenes of the year. (Ranker)