While you’re completely not forgetting to get dad that Father’s Day special Mr. Skin and Naked News bundle, you can also be checking out a guide to the current week in topless tubular action from our good friends at Mr. Skin, purveyor of celebrity skinematics.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Taylor Schilling and the prison girls of Orange is the New Black getting topless in Season 2 of the show now out on Netflix, Eva Green nekkid and having sex with an invisible demon in Penny Dreadful on Showtime, and, finally on Blu-Ray, Alexandra Daddario in that just simply amazing topless making of the sexy scene from HBO’s True Detective. Just a triple play of hot wow. Check them all out. Enjoy.
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Well, okay, Squeez-A-Vision doesn’t exist yet, but the guy who invents this technology for the web is certainly going to be a bazillionaire. We just had to share these revised pictures of Alexandra Daddario topless and otherwise full bushy frontal from what is certain to be regarded as one of the finest pieces on skin on screen performances this year in True Detective. It came out in January but rest assured come December it won’t be forgotten on Top 10 lists, if not for the top prize altogether.
Alexandra Daddario is an actress of modest fame with a body and set of ridiculously hot funbags that now leave her name etched on the brain of ten million men’s collective libidos. It happens that fast when you look like Alexandra and you’re not afraid to share your gifts with the world. Bless you, again, Alexandra, and bless that heavenly body of yours. Enjoy.
Being that they are some of the most epic topless celebrity pictures of 2014, and given that we now have a chance to see them in much sweeter visual resolution, let us take another look at the ridiculously fine funbags, and a bit of the furbag, of Alexandra Daddario from True Detective. As always, I have to measuring stick these glorious globes against my current standard for quality, Emily Ratajkowski. And, as always, I shirk away from the responsbility of having to say which large bits of heaven I think are more heavenly. A more than difficult choice. But what says you?
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It really was quite a week for nekkid hot bodies on screen, primarily the little screen, and certainly something not missed by our flesh-baring sharing friends at Mr. Skin. In fact, I spoke to Mr. Skin just last night and we both agreed that it’s only January but it’s already hard to imagine a nekkid introduction more profound than Alexandra Daddario and her epic tubes on True Detective this past week. Really one for the ages.
You can see another look at Alexandra Daddario in motion in the Mr. Skin Minute along with similarly nice topless reveals from Jessica Parker Kennedy in the new Black Sails series on Starz, and one terrific self-pleasuring topless scene from Lili Simmons in Banshee. Really quite a trifecta of hot bodies ripe and ready on modern digital media. What a time to be alive. Enjoy.
(This is absolutely the right time for you to invest a couple shekels in an Ego-discounted Mr. Skin membership. The best of times!)
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I guess everybody needs to honor something in their lives. The good and naughty folks at Mr. Skin are honoring the epic reveal this past week of Alexandra Daddario and her glorious topless parts in HBO’s True Detective. It really was one of the more epic introductions of a wonderful chest that I can recall in all my 137 years of doing this kind of work.
Out of respect to Alexandra’s amazing hooters, Mr. Skin is inviting EgoReaders to come check out the Percy Jackson starlets bare udders on their site as well as the entire rest of their immense TV and movie hottie archive. You could think of worse ways to waste your time at the office or school. Just saying. And, now, just watching Alexandra. She really has made quite a splash. Enjoy.
Lo and behold. Or just hold on tight, because it’s a new year and a new 12-months of Boob Tube Roundup, with many new shows and some of our favorite skin-baring fare on the small screen coming back for new seasons. Boobs really do spring eternal in the winter time.
This week’s Boob Tube Roundup features a clear and epic look at Alexandra Daddario from Percy Jackson film legend now quite bodacious and topless in True Detective on HBO, Lili Simmons in one stellar fine topless self-pleasuring scene in Banshee, one wicked action show on Cinemax, Jessica Parker Kennedy baring her top for lesbionic lust in the new series Black Sails on Starz, and Gabby Hoffman flashing her full frontal bush on Girls on HBO. It’s a lot of T & A and it really only is on the home screen. Wonderful times we live in. Enjoy.
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Oh, glorious glorious day. In case you happened to fall in deep lust with Alexandra Daddario at least by the time she was in Percy Jackson a few years ago, then you’ve been waiting and longing and praying for the day she would unfurl her faptastic funbags in a public and frontal type manner.
Enter HBO’s new anthology crime drama, True Detective, stars Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson and premieres on January 12. But who can wait for epic boobtastic? Not I, said the ogle bear. If this doesn’t whet your appetite for an upcoming show, I’m not sure what will. Consider me President of the Fan Club already. Maybe secretary-treasurer. I’m not good with big responsibility.
Oh, Alexandra, you’ve already made my 2014 with your amazing puppies. Just outstanding. Enjoy.