My good friend Mr. Skin is the kind of guy who would bail you out of jail without hesitation. Of course, he’d probably be the reason you were in the slammer in the first place, so there’s that for the balance sheet. But when he told me he wanted everybody on Egotastic to check out the ridiculously hot and topless winners of his 16th Annual Anatomy Awards, I said, mofo, show me the Roku. So he did.
CHECK OUT ALL THE WINNERS FROM THE 16th ANNUAL ANATOMY AWARDS
Check out all the topless smoking hot winners of this year’s Anatomy Awards and enter yourself to win a Roku 3. This prize ain’t for everybody, only the sexy people. Oh, and Egotastic! Readers. We are considered a big get now. We can probably get good tables at Marie Callender’. This is huge. Enjoy.
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It’s time, boys, girls, Bruce Jenner, for a one minute peek at the finest in skin filled fineries filmed or otherwise video recorded as spied by our friends at Mr. Skin.com
. I like to think of them as our brothers from another mother, that mostly only show up when there’s free beer at our place. You know how it goes.
This week’s skin-filled minutes includes a peek at Margot Robbie not quite nekkid in the new Will Smith film focus, but hella hot and unclad in the Wolf of Wall Street, Amanda Peet in her return to the the boob revelations in HBO’s Togetherness, and a look at Alexandra Daddario and all the beautifully boobtastic women rounding out the winner’s circle in the 16th Annual Anatomy Awards. There’s more hot flesh there than you can shake a stick at. Just make sure it really is a stick if you’re around parks or places where children congregate. You’re too handsome for prison. Enjoy.
While you’re on Cloud Nine, be sure to check out a Guided Tour of the Mr. Skin.com celebrity flesh filled factory. It’s like visiting Fort Knox, if sweet fubags were gold. That’s not really an ‘if’.
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If you’ve ever thought to yourself, I wonder what the bodaciously bosomed hot Alexandra Daddario thespianic looks like in a tight wet see-through sports bra, today is your lucky day. Trust me, I was thinking the same thing too and thanks to a look behind the scenes of her recent GQ magazine article we now have an an answer to our most pressing question. The answer is ‘stellar’ by the way.
Alexandra Daddario made hotline headlines about a year ago now in her topless scene in True Detectives. It was Mr. Skin’s top celebrity nude moment of the year in fact. I don’t like lists so much, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say I haven’t watched that scene ten thousand times in 2014, wich each viewing just getting better. This wet and oiled down athletic look for the generously funbagged Alexandra isn’t too shabby either. It’s downright passion inducing. This girl has got some serious skills. I can not wait to see what she does next. Enjoy.
Photo Credit GQ Magazine
Oh, yes, December. The time for lists I absolutely abhor and lists I absolutely love. In the latter category, most definitely, the Top 10 Celebrity Nude Scenes of the Year from our good and indecent friends at Mr. Skin.
I invite you to check out the Top 3 Mr. Skin Nude Scenes of the Year (or below):
And for those of you who can’t get enough, like me the people I respect, check out the All Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2014 at Mr. Skin. This is an experience that guarantees happy thoughts going into your holiday shopping weekend.
Photo Credit: Mr. Skin
While you’re completely not forgetting to get dad that Father’s Day special Mr. Skin and Naked News bundle, you can also be checking out a guide to the current week in topless tubular action from our good friends at Mr. Skin, purveyor of celebrity skinematics.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Taylor Schilling and the prison girls of Orange is the New Black getting topless in Season 2 of the show now out on Netflix, Eva Green nekkid and having sex with an invisible demon in Penny Dreadful on Showtime, and, finally on Blu-Ray, Alexandra Daddario in that just simply amazing topless making of the sexy scene from HBO’s True Detective. Just a triple play of hot wow. Check them all out. Enjoy.
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Well, okay, Squeez-A-Vision doesn’t exist yet, but the guy who invents this technology for the web is certainly going to be a bazillionaire. We just had to share these revised pictures of Alexandra Daddario topless and otherwise full bushy frontal from what is certain to be regarded as one of the finest pieces on skin on screen performances this year in True Detective. It came out in January but rest assured come December it won’t be forgotten on Top 10 lists, if not for the top prize altogether.
Alexandra Daddario is an actress of modest fame with a body and set of ridiculously hot funbags that now leave her name etched on the brain of ten million men’s collective libidos. It happens that fast when you look like Alexandra and you’re not afraid to share your gifts with the world. Bless you, again, Alexandra, and bless that heavenly body of yours. Enjoy.
Being that they are some of the most epic topless celebrity pictures of 2014, and given that we now have a chance to see them in much sweeter visual resolution, let us take another look at the ridiculously fine funbags, and a bit of the furbag, of Alexandra Daddario from True Detective. As always, I have to measuring stick these glorious globes against my current standard for quality, Emily Ratajkowski. And, as always, I shirk away from the responsbility of having to say which large bits of heaven I think are more heavenly. A more than difficult choice. But what says you?
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