Alexa Vega is making a big time name for herself as one grown up hottie Latina actress and model. The former Spy Kid isn’t a kid any longer, as she proves in a bodacious dress in a music video shoot for recording artist Adrian Vera. Damn, she looks good. Sorry, writing out loud there.
I’d love to dress Alexa Vega and take her out somewhere nice, you know, like The Sizzler even after the Early Bird prices have expired for the evening, throw in the salad bar, what the heck, she’s just sparkling so fine. Call me, Alexa. We don’t need a reservation, just a commitment to leave any feelings of shame at the door. Enjoy.
Wow, talk about making a grand entrance. Former Spy Kid turned hottie Latina buxom beauty, Alexa Vega, brought out the super cleavetastic for the Machete Kills press conference. I guess a lot of media types asked a lot of important questions at the event, though mostly I have to believe everybody was staring at the full-chested goodness of Alexa Vega and wondering when we might see her topless. I might be projecting my feelings, naturally.
There’s nothing more special than when a starlet grows up right before our eyes into a curvaceous sextastic woman. Well, helping her try on silky lingerie at the store would be more special, but you get the general idea. I have no idea if Machete Kills will live up to its hype, but I do know that Alexa Vega already has me hooked. Enjoy.
I’m quite nervous about Machete Kills. It seems like a movie I should absolutely positively effin’ love, which always makes me nervous about suffering disappointment. Beneath my obviously unmatchably masculine exterior lies a tender heart of an oft-wounded boy. I’m not sure I could handle this movie sucking.
And how can hopes not be high with the stellar sextastic cast involved, including several Latina hotties who showed up to last night’s movie premiere, including notably Alexa Vega and Sofia Vergara. Both play fine body exhibiting roles in this Spanish shlock fest. All the more reason I can not contain my enthusiasm. This better not be a big fall. Enjoy.
Well, once again this year I was not invited to the National Council on La Raza Alma Awards, despite being one of the biggest lusters of lovely Latina ladies for many years now. What’s a guy got to do to these hottie Hispanics in his mind to get a ticket to this shindig?
Lots of awards were giving out by celebrities to other celebrities to celebrate just how awesome each of them were in this past year. Next year they will trade positions and give awards back to their awarders for being double super awesome. So just like every other Hollywood award ceremony. Only this one was packed with sextastic Latinas like Alexa Vega, Jessica Alba, Adrienne Bailon, Eva Longoria, and Dania Ramirez. So, better than other ceremonies for the most part. And even though I didn’t win an award for lusting sultry Spanish ladies, I’m still feeing rather lucky here this morning just watching. I like to watch. Enjoy
I’m pretty much prepared to call this week’s episode of the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup the best ever, not just because I’m a shameless promoter, but because this week the celebrities who loves celebrities (most especially themselves) have simply gone overboard with their self-published pictures of amazing skintastic reveals. Outside of sexy celebrities filming themselves being super naughty with their cell phones, this self-publishing hot-pics craze remains our very favorite cultural phenomenon.
This week’s STR includes Alexa Vega most definitely all grown-up on the set of Machete Kills, Kendall Jenner in various revealing outfits, Emily Osment in bikini upside down perfection, Kelly Brook working out, Scarlett Johansson flashing her new ink, Lady Gaga dressed as revealing weed, Coco flashing her thong asstastic, Avril Lavigne Halloween cleavy, and much much more.
You are duty bound by man-code to view these personally revealing celebrity pictures. Don’t let me down. Enjoy.
Oh, you sad, hot, hot, sad, self-publishing celebrity hottie fools. How we revel in your abandon. And your photos from vacations, home, cars, wherever you and your camera and your Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr accounts take you. We do so love this trend.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some real doozies of a show, including Miley Cyrus with another one of her patented see-through tees, Rosie Jones on holiday and barely covering her assets, the underrated Arianny Celeste in a bikini, Selena Gomez also in a bikini and looking special hot, the precocious Jenner sisters hugging one out, and so much more goodness. You owe it to yourself and to your community to check these puppies out. Enjoy.
It’s something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can’t stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can’t get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there’d be no Egotastic!
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O’Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.