Alexa Vega

Alexa Vega Bodacious Body, Kendall Jenner Bikini, Bar Refaeli Upskirt, and Emily Osment Poolside Hotness Lead Pics of Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | November 8, 2012 @ 10:43 am
Alexa Vega Exclusive Photo from Machete Kills
Rihanna Covered Topless on Instagram
Kendall Jenner Posing in a Bikini on Instagram
Ciara Red Hot Bikini on Twitter
Bar Refaeli Upskirt on Instagram
Emily Osment Shows Her Bikini Body on Instagram
Kelly Brook Shows Her Workout Skills on Instagram
Rihanna Covered Topless in Lingerie Instagram Pic
Lady Gaga Shows Deep Cleavage Twitpic
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I'm pretty much prepared to call this week's episode of the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup the best ever, not just because I'm a shameless promoter, but because this week the celebrities who loves celebrities (most especially themselves) have simply gone overboard with their self-published pictures of amazing skintastic reveals. Outside of sexy celebrities filming themselves being super naughty with their cell phones, this self-publishing hot-pics craze remains our very favorite cultural phenomenon.

This week's STR includes Alexa Vega most definitely all grown-up on the set of Machete Kills, Kendall Jenner in various revealing outfits, Emily Osment in bikini upside down perfection, Kelly Brook working out, Scarlett Johansson flashing her new ink, Lady Gaga dressed as revealing weed, Coco flashing her thong asstastic, Avril Lavigne Halloween cleavy, and much much more.

You are duty bound by man-code to view these personally revealing celebrity pictures. Don't let me down. Enjoy.

LAST WEEK'S SEXTASTIC TWITPIC ROUNDUP IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
Jessica Simpson Cleavy Halloween Costume Twitpic
Miley Cyrus Dressed as Nicki Minaj for Halloween Twitpic
Imogen Thomas and Her Pumpkin Bump Twitpic
Sophie Turner Shows Cleavage in Halloween Costume Twitpic
Kylie Minogue Backstage Twitpic Photo
Miranda Kerr Posing with Her Puppy Twitpic
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Rosie Jones Covered Topless by the Pool and Miley Cyrus See-Through Top Lead the Charge for the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2012 @ 9:02 am
Miley Cyrus in See-Through Top
Rosie Jones Covered Topless by the Pool
Selena Gomez Promo Spring Breakers
Rihanna Gives Rita Ora a Kiss
Emma Rossum Self TwitPic
Milissa Molinaro Bikini Pictures
Kelly Brook Trying on Clothes in Cannes
Kendall and Kylie Jenner Having Fun With Friends
Rihanna Shows Some Skin in a See-Through White Bra and Skirt
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Oh, you sad, hot, hot, sad, self-publishing celebrity hottie fools. How we revel in your abandon. And your photos from vacations, home, cars, wherever you and your camera and your Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr accounts take you. We do so love this trend.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some real doozies of a show, including Miley Cyrus with another one of her patented see-through tees, Rosie Jones on holiday and barely covering her assets, the underrated Arianny Celeste in a bikini, Selena Gomez also in a bikini and looking special hot, the precocious Jenner sisters hugging one out, and so much more goodness. You owe it to yourself and to your community to check these puppies out. Enjoy.

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Jessica Alba, Sara Jean Underwood, and Aubrey O’Day Among the Hotties Showing Off in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | May 10, 2012 @ 1:25 pm
Aubrey O'Day Showing Butt Crack While Trying on a Dress
Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara Celebrating Cinco De Mayo
Adrianna Curry Butt Shots
Jessica Alba before The Met Costume Gala
Adrianna Curry Boobtastic Shots
Sara Jean Underwood Giving
Elizabeth Gillies Busty in White Tank Top
Alexa Vega Trying on dress in Dressing Room
Amanda Holden Sideboob Shot Prepping for Britain's Got Talent TV Show
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It's something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can't stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can't get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there'd be no Egotastic!

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O'Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.

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Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Self-Published Hotness from Sofia Vergara, Kelly Brook, Katy Perry, and Much More…

By Bill Swift | April 20, 2012 @ 7:17 am
Danielle Lloyd Asstastic Bikini Twitpic
Sofia Vergara Black Top in Colombia
Kelly Brook Bikinitastic in Brazil Twitpic
Sara Jean Underwood on Set of Attack of the Show
Rihanna Sunset at Coachella
Candace Bailey Tight Shorts Twitpic
Jessica Alba Hotel Room in Tokyo
Renee Olstead Photoshoot with Dog
Katy Perry American Sweater Twitpic
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What would you say if I told you there were some amazingly candid sextastic pictures available from the likes of uber-hotties Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Kelly Brook, Candace Bailey, Danielle Lloyd, and Katy Cocktease? And what if I told you, they snapped and sent out these photos all by themselves, for the love of spreading personal ogle-worthiness to the world? Well, you might thank the combination of ego (not Egotastic!, just plain old ego) and Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr for providing an outlet for such ego.

Check out all those delicious self-published denizens of Hottieville and much more in this week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup. Enjoy.

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Jaime Pressly Bikini Pictures, Adrianne Curry Naughtiness, and Sara Jean Underwood Partying with Friends Headline This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | March 8, 2012 @ 9:50 am
Jaime Pressly Bikini Twitpics
Adrianne Curry Twitpics
Adrianne Curry Twitpics
Kim Kardashian Tongue Twitpic
Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Twitpic
Jessica Burciaga Underboob Twitpic
Kylie Minogue Short Shorts Twitpic
Alexa Varga Behind the Scenes Twitpic
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We are really digging hard on celebrity Twitpics these days; with the ever growing trend of super hotties doing half our work, and taking us deep into their private spaces. Not necessarily the private spaces for which we'd pay a kidney to visit, but private enough to get the cheap thrills that fill our life tanks.

This week's Celebrity Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Jaime Pressly showing off her hot bikini body, Adrianne Curry getting cheeky with her chest cheeks, Sara Jean Underwood posing with Candace Bailey in a sandwich we'd kill to be the meat in, Jennifer Love Hewitt flashing cleavetastic, and much much more. Check it out. And, enjoy.

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Twilight Breaking Dawn Premiere Assembles a Massive Collection of Hollywood’s Hottest

By Jon | November 15, 2011 @ 9:41 am
Ashley Greene at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
Kristen Stewart at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
Jennifer Love Hewitt at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
Kendall Jenner at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
Nikki Reed at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
Ashley Tisdale at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
Maria Menounos at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
Alexa Vega at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
Ava Sambora and Heather Locklear at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
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Today's the day, the day after the night of the most anticipated premiere of the season, perhaps the year, as everybody who is anybody hot in Hollywood made sure to get onto the red carpet list for the The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere at Nokia Live. And, yes, this is just Part 1.

Now, we may not be dear fans of craptastic rom-vamp movie series, I mean, we still have our testicular members intact and we don't FB status update with pictures of cats stuck in boxes, so there's not much option but to reject the overwhelming sentiment of tween girls and their freakishly sentimental moms who are already camped out for the movie opening, but there's no doubt this mega-film premiere was one of the biggest round up of young and sexy in Tinsel Town this entire year

The bevy of beauties of all ages included  film stars Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, a random selection of veteran lust dolls such as Heather Locklear, Danica Patrick, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Maria Menounos, as well as a gaggle of young Hollywood hotties like Sharni Vinson, Cassie Scerbo, Alexa Vega, Bella Thorne, Kendall Jenner, Phoebe Tonkin, Olivia Holt, Briana Evigan, Dania Ramirez, Ashley Tisdale, and Ava Sambora.

Wow. Just wow. This movie has officially peaked. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Ashley Greene Lead Long List of Sextastic Young Ladies at the Teen Choice Awards

By Jon | August 8, 2011 @ 9:24 am
Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift and Ashley Greene at the Teen Choice Awards
Taylor Swift at the Teen Choice Awards
Selena Gomez at the Teen Choice Awards
Rachel Bilson at the Teen Choice Awards
Ashley Greene at the Teen Choice Awards
Blake Lively at the Teen Choice Awards
Nina Dobrev at the Teen Choice Awards
Avril Lavigne at the Teen Choice Awards
Lucy Hale at the Teen Choice Awards
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I have absolutely no clue what the Teen Choice Awards are and not sure how they differ from the MTV Award shows and the billion other made-up award thing on television aimed at a teen audience, and, I don't care, because whatever the heck it is, it brought out the young Hollywood hotties in droves and droves last night to the Universal Amphitheater where 12-year old girl voting ruled the day, with producers throwing in The Kardashians and Tyra Banks and such to try and get a living soul past high school age to pay attention.

Still, the red carpet and show did sizzle with the likes of Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Ashley Greene, Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne, Alexa Vega, Lucy Hale, Elizabeth Banks, and Blake Lively. Imagine all those girls scantily clad in a Motel 6 standard rack rate room and you kind of are halfway toward my most recurring daydream. So much hotness packed into one tight little space. Enjoy.

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