Alex Morgan

The Houston Dynamo Cheerleaders, Dynamic

I’m from Houston and have enjoyed going to a couple of Dynamo games. Not because I like soccer but because of the Dynamo cheerleaders. You might not have known that soccer had cheerleaders. Well, they do here in America. And they have the best uniforms. Basically it’s a pair of short shorts that come up to their crotchecological region. The top is low cut and has a bare mid-riff. They top it off with a pair of knee high socks that make them look like Catholic school girls. The effect is striking.

I’m actually going to go see the Dynamos play the Red Bulls next week. I’m hoping the cheerleaders make the trip. In fact, I’m offering to pay for their bus ride provided they spend one evening’s slumber at my house. I’m so very good at tip-toeing you would not believe.

Thanks to Ego friend and cheerleader photographer Scott Byrne for the wonderful Houston sports photos once again!

Alex Morgan Bikini Volleyball Butt Puts the Leopard Bottoms to the Test

Well, just when we were slopping with joy over the new paddleboarding craze and how we get to see sextastic celebrities like Alex Morgan athleticizing themselves in bikinis on the water in hot poses, along comes day two of Alex’s Hawaiian vacation and some bikini beach volleyball to remind us that the sandy roundball is still the king, err, queen of the hot female visuals.

At first sight of Alex’s toned bottom in her leopard print, we felt a little growl in the loinal sections of the body, a few more bent over, taut, and muscle-firing poses from Alex and that turned into a full-on roar. Oh, happy days when our soccer hottie hits the beach to expand her sporting extracurriculars. It truly is the season of giving. Enjoy.

Alex Morgan Bikini Pictures Are Testament to a Perfect Soccer Girl Body

Sure, you can talk about Alex Morgan and her soccer gold medals, and her sportsmanship and leadership and excellence at athletics, but today we’d just like to spend a moment ogling her fine bikini body as she paddleboards across the blue waters of Hawaii. While we certainly have found room in our hearts and minds to perspire over images of a sweaty Alex Morgan in her soccer jerseys, the better bikini reveal is a superior glimpse into her pitch perfect sports body. And when she bends over, well — goal!

We’d be remiss if we did not give credit to whoever invented the whole paddleboarding phenomenon. It allows pretty much any and all of our favorite sextastic celebrities to pose in their bikinis atop the ocean waves while on vacation, without being covered up in surfing wetsuits or the like. Simply genius. So, kudos to you, sir. Enjoy.

Alex Morgan S.I. Body Paints Her Way Into Your Hearts and Minds and Other Body Parts

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that’s from my tears of sorrow.

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Don’t ever let it be said we don’t bow to the will of the people; we cave to peer pressure faster than a middle school girl with acne hoping to make the in-crowd. We’re weak. So many of you wrote in asking about Alex Morgan, U.S. Women’s Soccer player featured in the body paint in this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Well, not so much asking about, but demanding to see. And while we personally didn’t think her pictorial lived up to S.I. body paint exhibitions of the past, you can judge for yourself if Alex Morgan meets the right palm test for you personally.

Democracy in action, especially mostly nekkid democracy, that’s what we’re all about. Enjoy