It's been quite a week for the bikini ogling community and the performance put on by Aida Yespica down in Miami Beach. The former Venezuelan beauty pageant hottie and current Italian 'it' girl, continue to flaunt 'it', that being her ridiculously amazing Sudamericana booty in the warm winter sun. Never have I wanted so badly to help a woman with her wedgie.
It's certainly giving me ideas on what to ask Santa for Christmas this year. Enjoy.
You know how we disfavor superlatives, and though it is the time of the year for you all to vote on your favorites of the annum, wow, it's hard not to look at the hot bikini body and asstastic performance put on by Latina hotties Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti in Miami Beach this week and not refer to it in passing as the finest bikini butt show on the planet. It's just downright amazing. These girls bottoms are so hot, they can't even help but grab each other's seat meat. Not that the rest of the body is lacking in anything, anywhere, but a fine butt is a truly epic wonderment, a badonkadonk perfection, as if sculpted by the ancient artisans on Mount Egotastic!
You have no choice but to enjoy!
Cuando Calienta El Sol.
Former Venezuelan beauty pageant contestant turned Italian footballer baby mama turned Berlusconi object d' lust, Aida Yespica took to the beach of Miami with her super hot friend and Paraguayan supermodel Claudia Galanti and the two formed a sextastic bikini duet on the beach with the full delicious flesh puppies, made even more delicious when Claudia Galanti lost her top in the waves, revealing a double Sudamericana visual delight for the beach goers.
You owe it to your inner-child to check out both these galleries of the girls on the beach, perhaps lock the door for the Claudia Galanti wardrobe malfunction pictures. Enjoy.
I'm not exactly sure how we've missed super hottie Sudamericana transplant to European celebrity circles, Aida Yespica, the former Miss Venezuela contestant turned Italian TV starlet caught up in the Berlusconi chick-flirting-and-banging scandal, who drops a metric-tonne of the sextastic every time she produces another pimping pictorial, including this Fashion Night lingerie photosoot. Dayum, The trifecta of boobs, body, and a man-eating smile. I can perfectly understand why the married Prime Minister tried to get into her cabinet.
Welcome to Egotastic!, Aida, please feel free to create as much scandal as you like. Enjoy.
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Aida Yespica Sinks the Pink Bikini As Miami Heat Rages On
Sometimes, all those candles I light in the window of my studio apartment mansion really do pay off. Oh, how we have prayed for hot-bodied Aida Yespica to never ever leave Miami Beach, or never ever stop wearing tiny bikinis that flash her ridiculously sextastic body (I mean, yes, we would like her to lose the bikinis, if we can be leering during the disrobing ceremony).
The former Venezuelan beauty pageant hottie and oft-scandal Italiana gossip girl continued her seemingly and thankfully endless winter vacation in Miami with yet another fabulously designed to show off bikini, pink this time, flashing all sort of body parts that can only be described as delicious.
I often wonder to myself how so many seemingly savvy sports stars and politicians can become embroiled in such obviously stupid scandals involved women such as Aida, then I look at her like this and I know exactly why and that I would do the same. Enjoy.
WHAT WOULDN'T YOU DO STUPID FOR STUPID HOT AIDA?