Aida Yespica

Aida Yespica Bikini Pictures Deliver Killer Heat to a Miami Winter

It's been one awesome winter season in Miami once again (even as Egotastic! makes plans for South Beach next winter), rife with some of the hottest women in the world in some of the smallest bikinis in the world, strutting their professionally awesome bodies for oglers everywhere to delight. And revel we have. Though, noticeably absent so far this bikini season, bombshell Aida Yespica.

But, now, we can check that super hottie off on our Miami sightseeing list as the Venezuelan turned Italian model pranced about the South Florida in a bikini that flattered her simply stellar sultry Latina form. Just a sight for sore eyes. Well, not just the eyes are sore with this sight. Enjoy.

Aida Yespica Lingerie Pictures Reveal Perhaps Our Favorite Body in the World

Now, there a million fine female bodies in this world, and, Lord knows, we've attempted to make sweet sexy love to each and every one of them (our lack of success to date merely means that we're overdue), and we do hate the use of superlatives, because hotness is a journey, not a destination, still, we are quite tempted to say that Venezuelan pageant winner turned model and TV personality Aida Yespica may just have our favorite bodies on this here spinning ball of gas.

Take a look at Aida's latest lingerie pictorial, for SieLei, and see if you don't see what we see -- a perfect slice of heaven in female anatomical form. It's as if Mother Nature let a super horny dude invent his own woman, just for kicks, and out popped Aida Yespica. If only this is how nature worked, as opposed to whatever it is they tried to teach me back in school. Aida, te amo. Enjoy.

Aida Yespica Bikini Pictures For an Amazing High-Def View of Tropical Body Pleasures

You might say we're favoring Italy this week, and I will tell you that Egotastic! goes where the hotness takes us, and this past week or two, The Boot has just been the world epicenter of hot female celebrities.

Take for example Aida Yespica, who isn't even Italian really, former Venezuelan beauty queen turned infamous Italian model, and just the all-around proud owner of one of the single hottest bodies on the planet. Well, thanks to EgoFan 'Emac' and his website, YespicaFan.net, we have an HD ogle-fest of Aida's extraordinary bikini body in stills from the Italian TV show, Isola dei Famosi, essentially Celebrity Survivor, wherein Aida flashes, preens, and shows off various looks in a bikini that really ought to be criminal. Well, okay, not criminal, let's call them pain-in-the-pants inducing. Just plain old ridiculously hot. Enjoy.

Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti Continue to MILF Up Miami Beach in Teeny Bikinis

Didn't you hate it when your mom would go to the beach all oiled-up and flashing her body and all your little guy friends would stare at her rack all day long instead of playing sand castles with you? Okay, so maybe this is more of a personal tale of woe, and it wasn't the beach, it was the strip club where mom worked to pay the bills, albeit, she worked accounting in the back because of her allergies to talc, but the shame remains the same.

Thankfully, the little boy kids of super hot Sudamericana to Italia transplant Aida Yespica and her hottie Latina cohort, Claudia Galanti, are too young to feel the slings and arrows of outrageously hot moms flashing their funbags and wicked hot buns for the beach-going oglers over the New Year's holiday, so they can avoid all the hurtful taunts like 'Hey, man, do you know what your mom is making me for breakfast' and 'I'm gonna be your sixth grade stepdad soon'. Those did sting.

Moms should simply not be this hot. But, thankfully, they are. Enjoy

READER FINDS: Joanna Krupa Poking Hot, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Topless, Lauren Pope Nekkid, and Much More….

 

Our final Reader Finds of 2011. Spill some naughtiness for our fallen readers. 

Through the entire year, our favorite horde of gentlemen (and lady) oglers we call the amazing Egotastic! have fed our communal need for celebrity skin like so much hot slop into the upscale pig's trough. It's been a truly remarkable airlift of the asstastic, a bushel of boobtastic, and, always, a saving grace of the sextastic. So, hail, you readers.

Today's Reader Finds includes Joanna Krupa smoking and poking hot in a Josh Ryan photoshoot, Rosie Huntington-Whitely artsy and topless in a Rankin photoshoot, TOWIE reality star Lauren Pope nekkid for The Bunny, Aida Yespica calendar sultry topless, Johanna Lundback doing what she does best in lingerie and swimsuits, Adriana Lima 'wicked' weirdly hot, and a strange nekkid song bird in Amanda Palmer getting inked. 

Venezuelan Hottie Aida Yespica Continues Epic MILF Bikini Vacation

Honestly, I don't know who is having a better time on their extended December vacation, Venezuelan beauty queen turned Italian celeb, Aida Yespica, or, you know, all of us who've had the pleasure of ogling her ridiculously hot MILF body these past couple of weeks. That oiled down sultry body of hers simply has not met a bikini it didn't make visual love to, which of course reminds us of the direction of our own tawdry, but quite natural feelings toward the hot mama on the beach in Miami.

Just talked to Siri on my knock-off iPhone here and reminded her to remind me to get down to Florida next December as it has clearly become the epicenter of celebrity bikini hotness this month. Just crazy. Enjoy.

Aida Yespica Topless Photo Extravaganza (Yuletide Blessings from an Egotastic! Reader)

 

Oh, how The Boot is representing today, more specifically, EgoSuperFan 'Giuseppe' who has been watching our lust affair with the bikini madness going on with Aida Yespica in Miami this past week, and witnessing our frustration at not seeing just a lot bit more bare bodily acreage on Aida. So Giuseppe went and rounded up his tutto di tutti hottie topless roundup of the Venezuelan-turned-Italian TV starlet and ever-gossiped about model.

Not since Santa brought me the X-ray glasses I had asked for at age eight so I could stare at girls in the neighboring high school locker room have I been so excited about a Yuletide bit of prayer answered. Grazie mille, Giuseppe!

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