Celebrate 4/20 With Ireland Baldwin, The Stunning Stoner

Holy hell, I think women at the club are putting way too much effort into attracting a man. With the amount of enthusiasm that Ireland Baldwin is putting into swaying her hips, albeit not much, I think twerking is now proven to be wholly unnecessary, aside from being a decent ass workout. But who wants to go through that trouble on the dance floor?

I swear, if I was twerking myself up and down the dancefloor trying to catch the crotch of Prince Charming only to see him in the ass crack of Ireland while she does that little swaying, then I would probably be righteously pissed off. It doesn’t really seem like a level playing field to me, but that is probably just stating the obvious.

I almost didn’t recognize what Ireland was smoking due to it having been so long since I saw someone actually smoking pot. Everyone is so gaga over these vapes that fewer and fewer people are willing to go through the trouble of making their apartment smell like it just got skunked.

Vapes are so prevalent that it now seems like a hipster move to go back to the old way, which in turn makes it less cool and less appealing. I can only afford to have two hipster traits at a time. If I take up smoking then I will either have to give up my serial killer glasses or my beard. And I am not willing to part with either just yet.

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