Egotastic
I can't remember the precise figures, but I believe Tori Spelling has given birth nine times in four years or something like that. In which case, she's looking pretty good for a woman forced to gestate and produce children in twice to three times the normal human reproductive cycle time. Good enough to dare to bare in a bikini, caught from our telescopic lenses along a tree line in Puerto Vallarta.
I don't know whether to applaud Tori or to give her a pack of condoms and tell her to be smarter on her future dates. I'd probably do both. There's only so much the doctors in 90210 can do for you when you're producing offspring like a queen bee. But, whatever makes you happy, Just as long as we get to evaluate the progress. Enjoy.
Doutzen Kroes and Jennifer Lawrence Heat Up Cannes
The Cannes Film Festival provides a wonderful opportunity each May for serious cinematic artists to gather in the South of France and view a series of films that you'd chew off your right arm to not have to sit through. Or, more to the point, it's a big Benicio Del Toro fan fest. But, while the important folk discuss matters of little importance to the rest of the world, Cannes does indeed bring out the super hotties. Actresses and supporting models alike, including Doutzen Kroes and Jennifer Lawrence who both brought their A-plus game to the premiere of Jimmy P..
While Eva Longoria and her lady nest flash clearly stole the show momentarily at this very same event, Doutzen and Jennifer formed two sextastic pieces of bread for which I have crudely simple meat solution. Oh, yes indeed. And, shut up, you're thinking the same thing. Hey, we can't all be high minded and important. Leave that to the Frenchy folks in Cannes. Enjoy.
JENNIFER LAWRENCE KNOWS HOW TO WORK A RED CARPET