Carla Howe Busty And Beautiful At The National Film Awards

If you like raven haired beauties with big bazooms, you've come to the right place. Carla Howe attended something called the National Film Awards, which sounds totally made up.

"Hey, Carla, wanna come to the National Film Awards?"

"What is that, like, the Oscars?"

"It's exactly like the Oscars. We'll see you there."

That's sort of the Readers Digest version of it, but I don't imagine it was all that different from this exact scenario. I wonder what big films were up for the National Film Awards this year. I doubt The Shape of Water made the cut, but I heard that Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets was up for quite a few awards.

Sure, you all laugh, but I'm one of the only people to have actually seen that movie, and in 3D. Beat that!

So anyways, who could care less what films were getting awards, this mostly feels like an excuse for them to get Carla Howe in a plunging evening gown that shows off an awful lot of her breasts. And I salute whomever ran this con so hard and so long that they actually ended up having to hand out awards. I tip my cap in your direction!

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