bill-swift - October 29, 2010
How hot is Victoria's Secret angel Candice Swanepoel? She has me looking at hemlines and ensembles as if I gave a hoot about fashion. Well, primarily fashion on Candice Swanepoel, which is a clear second best to fashion off of Candice Swanepoel, but I'd watch this woman club a baby seal to death with drool leaking from the side of my mouth (and there goes my Greenpeace membership). Now, my only fear is Candice becoming pregnant through the curse of Egotastic!, where every time we anoint some sexy celebrity to be the 'hottest', they wind up with-child. It's like the Sports Illustrated cover curse, except rather than breaking a bone, these hot ladies are taking the... well, let's just say it's a curse. Please, Candice, keep a lid on it. This world needs you ready-to-wear! Enjoy.