Britney Spears Bikini Beach Showoff

Britney Spears can't get enough of showing off Britney Spears these days. And why not. The still young 30-something pop diva has been exercising up a storm to put herself into hot mom shape and she wants to show off. So strap on an orange bikini and take your own damn video and photos at the beach and share them with the world. And then send me the worn bikini, right? See this plan through to its logical conclusion.

Britney Spears is one of the all-time pop diva fantasy drivers. She took a turn for the worse there for a short while but now she's clearly back on her game. She never really sang but that made her perfect both for her young female music buying audience and her male ogling audience who were happy to pretend her wireless headset was attached to something actually turned on while mostly staring at her in tiny bodysuits and wishing she would keep simulating sex on stage. Welcome back, Brit. If you got it, flaunt it, baby. Enjoy.

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