Britney Spears Goes Green to Announce Her Domination of the Blue Planet

Britney Spears took to the Old Country to announce plans for her world domination tour, which basically means she brings her costume dance act to fifty-seven more countries beyond the U.S. where she's currently been touring her Femme Fatale summer comeback, meaning, more time in the gym, less time in the McDonald's drive-thru window.

Personally, I give Britney big props for coming back after the years off, the bouts with full-on crazy, and the love life ups and way downs. It's not easy to strap on the decade-old Spanx and start grinding your ass back in the face of a brand new generation of teenagers, hungry for all new dramatic lights and explosion filled lip-synched dance numbers. It's easy to sit back in the La-Z-Boy and feast your eyes on the 60-inch plasma tuned to MTV and watch all the youngin's do it for you. But Brit got back out there, either for the money or love of her craft, or, you know, money, and now she's coming to a country near you. And even less huffing and puffing than when she first opened up her comeback tour four months ago. Egotastic! has your backside covered, Brit. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out Britney Spears hoisting a big-arse gun in on-set candids from her Criminal music video at OK magazine. )