Britney Spears Gives Her New Fiancé A Preview of Their Wedding Night

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bill-swift - December 19, 2011

Crass? Yes, you bet. On the other hand, if you just dropped a big chunk of change on a rock to become the third Mr. Britney Spears, and given her past track record, and the obvious pre-nup forthcoming denying you claim to all past, current, and future diva-related incomes, well, dammit, you're going to want to know about the upside coming your way. In that spirit Britney Spears gave a little sampling of said benefits to future betrothed Jason Trawick at their Vegas engagement party over the weekend.

Will this matrimonial parlay prove to be worthwhile for Jason in the long run, once the pixie-dust and skilled fellatio have been replaced by the smell of wet socks and the quiet despair of sex in front of the television while eating a 20-piece Chicken Nuggets? (Man, I got depressed just writing that; sorry, married people.) Enjoy.