Britney Spears Brings Two Wonderful Assets to Her X-Factor Judgeship

It's not like Britney Spears is without talent. In fact, Egotastic! was one of the few sites out there applauding Britney for venturing out last year on her Dances With Elephants worldwide concert tour, or whatever it was named, something like that. Yeah, a little zoftig in the middle after seven or eight years of batshit crazy binge eating, but she did manage to pull it all together and give those screaming teens and foreign middle-aged men their ticket price worth of entertainment.

So, when Britney got tapped to be a judge on X-Factor, and a lot of people out there were questioning her qualifications to judge a music talent show, or, really be the judge of anything, we were and are quick to defend Britney once again. We see true judicial talent in Britney. In fact, we saw two pieces of this talent nearly falling out of her red dress today on the way to a show taping. As long as those faptastic chest gavels are still banging, we're still supporting our Britney. Enjoy.