bill-swift - July 9, 2011
The thought of Prince Combover having his way with Kate Middleton, my be-lusted, well, almost too much to bear, but now she's in my homeland. I shall storm her castle walls, sally forth into her keep, and dutifully exercise the full extent of my lance to liberate her from unfulfilled evenings. Or, in the alternative, I might just eat at the new Chick fil-A eight blocks from where she's staying in L.A. and sigh like a sad puppy.
Welcome to the U.S., Your Duchessness.
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