jhanson - January 5, 2015
Bono has been recovering from his bicycle crash by popping Fair Trade oxy and spending what looks like every waking hour working on a ridiculously lengthy and rambling blog post even he admits you shouldn't read:
"This is too long. You should not have time to read this. If you do get to the end of it then you are probably on the same painkillers as me."
You sold me. Bono got really fucked up when he crashed his bike. Maybe it had something to do with his having the same eye problem as Ray Charles. He's expected to mostly recover, but his arm is all fucked up and he fears he's ruined his slow hand:
"As I write this, it is not clear that I will ever play guitar again."
I'm pretty sure you don't play the guitar. How fucked up are you guy? I'm rooting for Bono to pull through but also enjoying his absence from public events. You don't realize how barely tolerable people are until they almost die. That being said the longer he stays bedridden and stoned the better but I'm still glad he's okay if that math checks out. This and making Africa awesome are the best things he's ever done.
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