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Blanca Blanco Hits The Beach In Malibu For Sexy Photo Shoot

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aldo-vallon - March 18, 2018

I am beginning to doubt that Blanca Blanco owns anything in her wardrobe other than swimsuits. That would surely explain why ninety percent of the time that I see her is at the beach. She is almost like a cartoon character. Every time one of those cartoon characters opens their closet door, they have dozens of the same outfit hanging up. That is how I imagine Blanca’s closet looks; dozens of bikinis hung up on hangers.

I cannot relate to such a lifestyle; I only have two swimsuits and both of them are stored away in my dresser. I think only serial killers hang their swim trunks up in a closet. If the FBI is not already using that to help profile people then they damn well should be. Overlooking a detail like that would be like believing him when he says the blood that was found in his wood chipper was only marinara sauce.

I like the frills that border Blanca’s swimsuit. It is almost like a trendy version of a pirate blouse. Normally I am opposed to any extra fabric on a woman’s clothing because it only gets in the way of what I want to see, but in this instance it is permissible.

 

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA



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