brian-mcgee - January 22, 2019
In this workaday world of ours, we come across a lot of asses. A lot. Many are amazing, some are flawless, and the rest are better left unspoken about. Seeing Elisabeth Rioux's butt right now, today, however, has caused me to think that we may have found perfection at long last.
White girls don't usually sport the kind of asses that qualify for Best in Show, but I think Elisabeth Rioux is a strong contender not just in the White Girl category, but for the top prize. There's a lot of ass, metaphorically and literally, standing in her way, but when the judges have their say, I think she'll be standing tall.
Speaking of which, I'll bet that when Elisabeth Rioux stands tall, it accentuates her butt in a way that a slouch may not. I'm sure she's very aware of this and knows exactly what her best buttocks angles are, but this girl's got an ass on her and she's not afraid to let us know about it.
So take out whatever measurements you like, bust out your metrics, your piecharts, and all the rest of that horse hockey and try and prove my theory wrong. You and I both know you haven't got anything better to do, so go for it already!
Photo Credit: Instagram / MEGA
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