Bikini Designer Jasmine Tosh Holding Hands With Another Gorgeous Mystery Girl On The Beach

I don’t know much about Jasmine Tosh, so I am trying to not jump to any conclusions. The last time I accused a woman of batting for the other team my grandma ended up writing me out of her will for the third time. I didn’t care one way or the other if she did, I just thought she should be honest with herself and grandpa.

My motivations for remaining skeptical of Jasmine are purely selfish. I neither want to have my hope be shattered by finding out she only plays field hockey, nor do I want to be given false hope by believing this girl switch hits.

I don’t know who this mystery girl is, but I think it is possible that they are just friends. They could just be really close friends. In some cultures platonic friends are known to hold hands, even men. Neither of these women seem to be from any of those cultures, but maybe they are simply worldly.

I bet there are dozens of straight girls who would be willing to hold hands Jasmine Tosh. That would be the same as the dozens of guys who are willing to hold hands with Keanu Reeves. Nothing gay about it; it’s the merely the natural reaction.

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