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Big Busty Blonde Stormy Daniels Goes Full Violet Beauregarde On The View

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brian-mcgee - April 17, 2018

You guys remember that scene in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where that catty bitch Violet Beauregarde takes the chewing gum that's a whole meal and chomps on it, even though Wonka tells her not to, and then she blows up into a big blueberry? That's what I thought of when I saw Stormy Daniels outfit she wore on The View.

I mean, it's working for me. I watched Willy Wonka a lot when I was a kid, so I've always kinda had a thing for big blueberry women and women who throw temper tantrums in rooms where geese are laying golden eggs. What? I've got much weirder fetishes than that, and so do you, so don't even.

Looking at her enormous breasts, I'm left to wonder how our notoriously small-handed president ever got his hands around those puppies? I mean, I'm sure they're bigger now than they were ten years ago, but still. How can a man with such tiny hands fully appreciate such finely crafted gigantic beauty? It's just one of those things I guess we'll never understand, like complex algorithms or Portuguese. One of life's little mysteries. Oh well, thanks for the memories Stormy.

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