Beyonce Making Bank (VIDEO)

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Lex Jurgen - April 1, 2016

Somebody wrote Beyonce some words to say about finding inspiration. To workout harder or break through the glass ceiling or just pretend you gave birth to your surrogates baby. Beyonce remembers her dad making her jog with him through the park as a kid to teach her determination. Also as a cover to go fuck his mistresses. Beyonce never forgot that park. Now it's the inspiration for the tens of millions of dollars in gym clothes she's about to sell. There's a shit ton of people selling workout gear these days. They're all precisely the same. This one allows you to wear Beyonce's daughter's name across your headband. Explain that to your own child you stuck in the Kids Club supervised by Jared from Subway. Beyonce concludes her Prayer for Owen Meany sports bra commercial with the challenge, 'Where's Your Park?' Google maps yourself. It's where you sleeping since you started paying ninety bucks for stretch pants.

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