Sam Robeson - May 29, 2018
Japanese sex robot to the stars Bella Hadid had some problems installing her latest update, and while on stage at some hellish event, had what looks to be a meltdown in front of her adoring fans. Was she singing or performing in any way on stage? No silly, she has no talent, and was instead slurping up her cortical fluid before things went south. First off, the hips are back, and they make the i,Robot bots look lifelike, and secondly, Hadid dances like she's learning and experiencing everything she's doing for the first time. Like a baby giraffe if the giraffe was in no way composed of organic material. Naysayers will explain the weird creases under Hadid's shiny bicycling shorts as Spanx, but us savvy viewers know that we're just seeing the outline of her storage compartment. And if she's anything like her sister Gigi or her Jenndashian BFFs, it's big enough to store quite a bit of cortical fluid.
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