Mitch Jablonski - August 2, 2019
Having never seen a single, solitary minute of either The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, I needed to spend some quality time this morning figuring out who Hannah Brown is, and boy am I glad I did. I'm not planning on changing my television viewing habits any, but I must admit that if the women on these shows are as universally hot and leggy as Hannah Brown, I may have to... I don't know, read episode recaps or something.
It's a sad state of affairs when not even the promise of spending an hour a week in the company of a hot woman like Hannah Brown is enough to get me to tune in to a reality series, but that's just the way it is. I barely have time to watch the shows I like, I can't imagine trying to make more room in my schedule to watch The Bachelorette, even if it does allow me unfettered access to Hannah Brown.
For now, I'll just stick with these pictures and maybe if my girlfriend dies or my kids stop talking to me or I get fired, I can free up some time to watch more garbage television. As it stands, though, I've just got too much shit going on in my life to add this show to my list.
Photos courtesy of Mega Agency
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