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aldo-vallon - September 9, 2017

 The hubris of some of these women today, thinking they can get into a club without wearing a shirt while other women get turned away simply for wearing sneakers. I wonder if that is where the line is drawn? If the doorman sees a woman wearing a g-string and high heels she is good to go, but may God have mercy on her soul if she thinks she can make it in wearing Chuck Taylors. Is the doorman even looking above her feet? Maybe that is why she is wearing the red camo pants. The strange design will disorient him and he will not know what he is seeing. It had happened to me plenty of times. A girl walks up to me wearing one of those optical illusions on her chest and the next thing I know I am in the bath tub of a hotel room and I am missing a kidney. I have lost so many kidneys already that the organ donor registry has told me I am cut off. I have tried running the same scam on other people, but apparently my chest is not as distracting. 

 

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